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    • varianceV

      What was your BIGGEST battle?

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      varianceV

      I never attended a military academy and yet in this game with Karl7  http://www.axisandallies.org/forums/index.php?topic=32567.270I  I conquered all of Europe all by myself.  But in the end I was stabbed in the back by my own generals, even the SS.  I should have liquidated the whole general staff like Stalin did. What a monstrous betrayal of the German people!

      In the end we were dug in with 5 AA, 1 bomber, 251 infantry, 1 artillery, 5 mech, 10 armor, 5 tacs, and 8 fighters defending Berlin against the final onslaught of allied subhuman scum.

      First the Bolsheviks came in with 9 armour, 1 artillery, 1 bomber, 21 infantry, 4 mech_infantrys and 1 tactical_bomber but they failed to defeat me.

      Then the Americans gave it a try with 57 armour, 51 artilleries, 6 bombers, 11 fighters, 126 infantry and 6 tactical_bombers.  They also failed to defeat me and I was safe in my Fuhrer bunker with 2 fighters left.

      But finally the traitors drowned in their own blood.  The British finished me off with 13 armour, 6 artilleries, 5 fighters, 32 infantry and 4 mech_infantrys

      And this is all I have to say about it:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7PmzdINGZk
      :-)

    • varianceV

      14L G40 variance & Karl7(allies+6) take II

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      Karl7K

      Oh, I see you posted.

      Never mind.

      :-D

    • varianceV

      Is this legal?

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      @rjpeters70:

      "Smoking crack while drinking a highball and driving 110 MPH in a stolen car backwards the wrong way down a one way street while two underage girls are in the backseat making a porno and a family of Mexicans are in the trunk trying to evade the boarder patrol.

      Is this legal?"

      I can see some possibilities for you here.

      Cocaine is a schedule II controlled substance in the US, so you could be using it for medicinal reasons. Some effort would need to be made to find a physician making a sworn statement that the way you’re administering it is part of an experimental protocol that constitutes your last chance at survival, but that should be doable.
      The highball shouldn’t be a big problem if you didn’t drink much of it yet.
      Driving a car backwards the wrong way is similar to driving it forwards the right way, but with a negative velocity. That explanation also negates any accusation of speeding.
      You may not have been aware that the car was stolen.
      The definition of ‘underage’ varies per state and per country, so you may have been trying to prevent a crime by quickly transporting the girls to an area where they would not be underage.
      It’s not illegal for the Mexican family to try and evade the border patrol as long as they’re not actually trying to cross the border.

    • varianceV

      14L G40 variance & tcnance(allies+9)

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      varianceV

      Thanks for the game.

    • varianceV

      14L G40 variance & wittmann (allies+6)

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      varianceV

      Thanks Wittmann.

    • varianceV

      14L G40 Karl7(allies +6) teaches variance a lesson

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      varianceV

      thanks

    • varianceV

      14L G40 variance begs Mr Roboto (allies +0) for mercy.

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      varianceV

      you too.  thanks

    • varianceV

      Design a new flag for UK and Scotland.

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      FlashmanF

      I consider all 3 old parties to be the same; they are all essentially under the thumb of a centre-left European commission.

      Two more flag possibles;

      simply drop the Scottish blue;

      or add black and yellow for the St David’s flag.

    • varianceV

      Vancouver bans the doorknob

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      varianceV

      I want Rob Ford to be the prime minister of the WORLD!!  He’s my hero LOL

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      Garrison

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      @variance:

      If they will roll on every round of battle you would want to reduce their odds of hitting. I was thinking they would only roll once like AA but either way should work.

      I just don’t like the idea of garenteed hits
      No unit without technology rolls higher than 4

      0-2 at 1
      3-5 at 2
      6+  at 3
      Simple and not too powerful

      Either way though it’s a good idea

    • varianceV

      14L G40 variance vs Whackamatt(allies+10)

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      varianceV

      Yeah I never know what to do with Japan.  I just figured if I take India out then the allies wouldn’t have much in the center of the board, but then there’s Russia.  evn with its forces split in 2 directions Russia had enough to threaten on both fronts.  The problem with this north + south attempt was that I didn’t have enough left over to push much of anything into the center, AND build up a defense for Spain.  So a pretty big flop all in all, but I wanted to give it a try.  Oh well.

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      14L g40 variance vs Dawgoneit (allies +10)

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      dawgoneit

      you win.jpg

    • varianceV

      14L G40 variance vs soulblighter (allies + soviet bomber)

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      varianceV

      I’m not really that into it.

    • varianceV

      Make India count as a Europe VC

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      baron MünchhausenB

      @oztea:

      Because when the US buys the token for 5….
      When it gets to soviet territory it can be cashed in for 10.

      Thats to make it worthwhile for the allies to do.

      Now I see better.

      It is worthwhile for Allies to give IPCs to Russia, to get some troops in Europe it requires a long logistic line.
      Simply giving (up to 12 IPCs) to Russia will allow a moving of 4 Inf from USA to Russia almost instantly.
      When Russia and Archangel are part of a decisive ETO, it is in itself an incentive… unless playing with a greedy and selfish USA player.

      That’s why it required some limits and the possibility to destroy some of this IPCs for Axis.

    • varianceV

      G40 14L JWW (allies +10) vz variance

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      varianceV

      Nah it was a stupid mistake and I deserve to lose for it.

    • varianceV

      What's the cheesiest thing about Global 1940?

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      varianceV

      sorry 'bout that.  try it now. I fixed it

    • varianceV

      14L variance (axis) vs ghr2(allies +10)

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      varianceV

      Yes, that’s true.  I honestly didn’t consider all the planes scattered about that could converge there.  Oh well.

    • varianceV

      14L variance (axis) vs Mr Roboto(allies +8)

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      Thanks and thank you for the game as well

    • varianceV

      14L variance (axis) vs PGMatt (allies +12)

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      varianceV

      sure, let 'er rip.  same bid, flip sides.  I’ll take a transport in z71 next to south africa, an infantry in Alexandria, and $2 in the bank for UK Europe.

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      Variance vs soulblighter (allies +9)

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      varianceV

      OK thanks for the game.

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