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    • RE: Global Team game when it comes out!

      @Proud:

      You dont have to speak like UN Spacy. Anyone who preordered but has not recived please state. IF you have your game please state. If you do not have your game at all please state. I will kepp track.

      For now we have
      Confirmed:
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      Proud American
      Coming:
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      Not ORdered:
      ??: Everyone else.

      You don’t, but you will still be humiliated to no end. Somewhere, in some other dimension, a Frenchman is laughing his buttocks off because of the failure to properly identify one’s self upon receiving a copy of Europe 1940.

      @calvinhobbesliker:

      Red 10 standing by.

      Fixed.

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    • RE: Missing French Pieces

      @Dylan:

      @GrizzlyMan:

      It’s a good thing you bought two  :-D

      No kidding, but don’t worry too much, the French pieces never are on the board that long.  :-D

      Neither are the Canadian uni–-oh wait a minute

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    • RE: Global Team game when it comes out!

      All right, all people who are playing AND have their copies check in now.

      All wings report in!

      UN Spacy standing by.

      Anyone who does not check in in that matter (______ standing by), everyone will laugh at you because you have not seen Star Wars: A New Hope.

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    • RE: Taking France - what do you use?

      It all really depends on the dice. Sometimes you can sink all the Allied ships in the Atlantic with negligible losses, sometimes you lose catastrophic amounts (i.e. most of your air force and submarines, along with your surface fleet). Same with the Allied forces in France.

      Actually, although it all depends on the dice, I think that the more air power you divert to one objective, the less chance you have of success of taking another objective (Germany’s primary objectives are sinking the RN, and taking France).

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    • RE: CoolStuffInc ship yet?

      @coachofmany:

      Tracking showed it shipped on the 20th and I will receive it on Wednesday in Tulsa, OK !

      Same here!

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    • RE: Any After Action Reports Yet?

      @MarkVIIIMarc:

      The French landed at Normandy!? Later when i am using a real pc i will have to read up. Playing Onslaught i dont remember them giving me a square French infantry man first turn lol.

      Thanks for the tip. Playing war games has gotten me to read more about history. Which was it the war at sea guys sent to to u tube to watch….the Barham getting hit by U331? Think i have the names right.

      Yes, Free French troops were among the Allied landing beaches (mostly with the Brits), but they were the first Allied troops to land there, as French SAS commandos landed in Brittany.

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    • RE: CoolStuffInc ship yet?

      Holy $&#$* (#&$(#&$(#&$(&#$(*#&$!

      IT SHIPPED!

      IT FREAKIN SHIPPED, AND IT’LL BE HERE IN TWO DAYS!

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    • RE: Taking over unfriendly neutrals on G1?

      @Seven_Patch:

      Yeah, having France in this game is kind of weird cause it’s just cannon fodder.

      Not really. You can–-

      OK you know what, I’ve repeated myself a bunch of times. Eventually, some weeks in, when everyone has the game, I’ll make a thread titled “why people underestimate France”.

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    • RE: Avatar (movie): Your thoughts…

      @LHoffman:

      So… how do people feel about this film? I am curious.

      It was about as pleasant as a fight between a Democrat and Republican.

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    • RE: Any After Action Reports Yet?

      @MarkVIIIMarc:

      its handy to have extra units on the board that move after the opposing team. The french navy can be put in the way of an amphibious landing easy enough. I also leave their inf behind in africa to prevent blitzing when retreating.

      Similar to real life the French arent storming the beaches at anzio or normandy but especially when i am playing england we’re not turning down free hel

      Free French forces were the first Allied troops in Normandy.  :-D

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    • RE: CoolStuffInc ship yet?

      Well, not much point in calling them: the status of mine is still “In Que”.

      posted in Axis & Allies Europe 1940
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    • RE: Any After Action Reports Yet?

      Can anyone share how the French units contribute to their games?

      posted in Axis & Allies Global 1940
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    • CoolStuffInc ship yet?

      Did anyone receive their copy from CoolStuffInc yet? Or, is their copy on the way from them?

      Mine’s still in que; I ordered on the 31st of July. :(

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    • RE: 36 Days till E-Day

      @Mysterious:

      WOTC Press Statement:

      Some of our Factory employees in China have become ill with SARS, as a result, the release date for Axis and Allies Europe 1940 will be postponed until December 24th 2552, we do appologize for this inconvenience. We are working very hard to solve the problem, our top WOTC priests are excorsizing the fatal illness using some of the spells found in our Magic card series. However do to the high cost of employing priests, the game will now be priced at $1,050 Euros + S&H. If you cannot pay the amount in full, we do have newly vacant job opportunities at some of our overseas warehouses, where you can work off the rest. Again we do appologize for this ‘fiasco’, as our gratitude for being such loyal customers, we will be mailing you a poster of Larry Harris and the playtester team playing a thrilling game of A&A Global.

      Thank you for your patience,
      -WOTC Team.

      Fixed.

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    • RE: Global Board compared to Anniversary Board

      @Redjac:

      Hello all,

      Longtime reader, seldom do I post.

      I used to play a game called World in Flames. It is same type of games as Axis and Allies - WWII strategy game.

      In World in Flames one could choose not to move units in the combat phase and later move them  farther via Strategic Redeployment. (It has been a while. I think that is what it was called.) With Redeployment units could move by rail as far as the rail lines could reach.

      In essence by giving up their combat phase units could move a long way across the map in preparation for the next campaign. There is no reason we can’t do this in Axis and Allies. Extend the movement of land units in the non-combat movement phase. It could be far, perhaps as far as 4 spaces. The actual movement rating of the infantry or tanks do not matter, because they are all being moved by train anyway.

      I recall being told that these turns represent six months of time on average. In division strength units can travel far in six months.

      Redjac

      Ah, a fellow Europe in Flames player! Man, I need to ask my parents to ship that out back here in Austin…

      Also, yeah, Anniversary’s out of print, hence why’s it so damn expensive.

      posted in Axis & Allies Global 1940
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    • RE: Taking over unfriendly neutrals on G1?

      @MarkVIIIMarc:

      This came up first thing. The Germans want to take over Yugoslavia on their first turn. I did not find anything to prevent this in the rule book.  :-) :-)

      Was i correct in letting Germany take over Yugoslavia without starting war with russia and the USA on turn one?

      You could, but because it is Pro-Allied, Strict Neutrals like Switzerland, Spain, Turkey, Sweden, etc. will not become Pro-Allied.

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    • RE: GLOBAL PICS

      @anderb:

      good thing u dont have to worry about the french after first round…

      …

      Sigh.

      Takes up mantle

      Unless Italy does something about those three African infantry on it’s flank in North Africa, and unless the British doesn’t try to protect the French Med fleet with the aircraft carrier and destroyer near Gibraltar, I’d say at least the Italians have to worry about them.

      And yes, they’re poor quality, but hell, with all those little plastic miniatures on the board it still looks pretty damn epic!

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    • RE: Why do people compare Napoleon to Hitler?

      @13thguardsriflediv:

      @UN:

      I disagree; his flaw was that he was too soft on the conquered. If he had any obsession it was an obsession to have peace in Europe so he could focus on his responsibilities as a statesman.

      He essentially humiliated Prussia by keeping French forces stationed there, at Prussia’s expense (financially). Prussia had ambitions to unite Northern Germany (ie without Austria) under Prussian banner and Napoleon knew it, and wanted to prevent it.

      Perhaps, but Prussia knew very well what it was getting into. Despite Napoleon’s personal plea, Fredrick Wilhelm did nothing to prevent the Prussian court from being dominated by the war party.

      I disagree. Napoleon greatly offended the Russian court (Alexander found himself lambasted when he returned to court in St Petersburg) and his ‘construction’ of the Duchy of Warsaw was seen as the greatest offense, since the Russians feared it would kindle hopes in ‘Russian’ Poland for unification with the Duchy of Warsaw, which Russia was dead set against, because if Polish could harbor hopes of loosening from Russia, so could other nationalities. Furthermore, he greatly underestimated Alexander who started distancing himself from Napoleon not long after Tilsit, mostly under pressure from Russia’s aristocracy, his mother and also the British.

      Which makes me sad that Alexander I came to power, period. His father would have been much more adept at guaranteeing peace in Europe and probably wouldn’t have been so influenced by anti-Napoleonic forces.

      He was in no position to be harsher because he wanted Russian support for the Continental system.

      He wanted Russian support, but again, he still had the power to create a march larger Poland at the expense of Russia, but he didn’t, partly because he was so despertate to forge a lasting peace, and partly because he wanted Russian support in the Continental System.

      And he was poor at diplomacy because he generally imposed many things on the states that he directly or indirectly controlled rather than negotiate as an equal.

      I both agree and disagree. In many instances (prominent among them the formation of the Confederation of the Rhine, which I’ll explain in a moment), Napoleon was very touchy about where he drew borders and was interested in what the heads of state of the vassal and allied states would have to say. On the other hand, he needed to guarantee the security of France, and, again, hated inefficiency and corruption, which often led to him being very imperious, as you said.

      Friedrich Karl of Baden, Ludwig of Hesse-Darmstadt, Friedrich of Württemberg and Maximilian of Bavaria all owed the expansion of their realms to Napoleon.

      That’s true, but none of them were inefficient rulers (with the possible except of Ludwig).

      Friedrich Wilhelm of Prussia had been humiliated at Tilsit and was only kept on by Napoleon because Alexander asked it of him.

      Yeah, Fredrick got off easy. If Napoleon was the “19th century Hitler” that he’s frequently portrayed as I doubt Prussia as a nation would have even existed after Tilsit.

      Napoleon casually moved areas and provinces from one kingdom to another.

      Might you cite specific examples?

      Napoleon imposed French as an official language on several areas of German states.

      That doesn’t necessarily mean he wanted to ban German as a language, unlike the Japanese in Korea, who basically wanted to destroy Korean culture and language.

      The number of people that resented French rule in German areas increased with time.

      This is true; but remember why, in the first place, Napoleon demanded more resources and troops from the German states, because of the irreversible hatred of the European monarchies, Britain especially. If anyone’s at fault it is the British, who financed coalition after coalition to let Continental troops die for British interests, and who would threaten or outright bombard cities that did not abide by what His Britannic Majesety wanted (i.e. Copenhagen, Lisbon).

      No, people like Benjamin Constant and Madame de Stael. The latter wrote a book criticizing the French treatment of Italy. She also wrote a book on German culture which contained so much implicit criticism of Napoleon that he had the book banned.

      Let me show to you a segment from a book that talks about Stael:

      Germaine de Stael, born of Genevan parents and Swedish by marriage, only became French when Geneva was annexed to France in 1791. Intelligent, ambitious and brilliant, this woman was totally lacking in any moral sense, and her love life would make a racy novel. She was a tireless and dazzling writer, but one who often showed poor judgment. Unfortunately lacking in physical charm, with a rather mannish appearance, she initially felt an ardent passion for the young General Bonaparte, the conqueror of Italy, and she wrote that he was “the most intrepid warrior, the most reflective thinker, the most extraordinary genius.” She even took it into her head to become an Egeria to her hero, after having dreamed of playing that role for Mirabeau and then Robespierre.

      Through Talleyrand, Stael finally managed to get herself introduced to Napoleon. Slipping into the circle of people gathered around him, she called out to the First Consul, asking him who was in his eyes “the greatest woman in the world, living or dead”. “The one who has the most children, madame,” he answered. The interloper made a face but was not flustered, and pointed out to her unwilling conversational partner that he had a reputation “of not liking women much”. He replied, “Pardon me, madame, I like my own very much.”

      Stael was unrelenting, and she laid siege to her idol, a siege Napoleon on St. Helena recalled with amusement: “She almost took me by the pants in my little house on rue Chanteraine. She followed me one day as I went into my dressing room. ‘But madame, I’m going into my dressing room,’ I said. ‘It’s all the same to me,’ she answered. ‘I’m an old woman.’ She said the Empress Josephine was a silly woman who was not worthy to be my wife and that only she, Stael, was right for me. She was crazy about me.”

      The crazy woman wept with vexation after the coup d’etat of 18 Brumaire, which gave France a leader but also, through the favor of the First Consul, gave her lover, Benjamin Constant, a position. She pushed Constant to make a speech against the Consulate regime “of servitude and silence”. She was a fierce Calvinist in spite of her life of debauchery, and when the Concordat was signed with the Holy See she went over to the opposition and began dreaming of the overthrow of the regime with all the determination and malice of a wronged woman. As if to open hostilities, she published Delphine, a defense of divorce, Protestantism and England. She chose her time well! “I hope her friends have warned her not to come back to Paris,” exclaimed Bonaparte, “I would have to have her taken back to the border by the police.”

      He did not need to say this twice. She was seen in Germany, spreading invective against the man who was to become Emperor and plotting against him in all the courts, even with the Bourbons. But she continued to reside at Coppet, near Geneva, where the prefect of the Emperor, the “tyrant”, turned a blind eye to her activities. She was even seen in some regions of France, still trying to get close to Paris. She soon published Corinna, a novel in praise of the emancipation of women, in which the French hero is a good-looking fool and the British hero a beautiful, deep, generous spirit. This further enraged Napoleon, and on St. Helena he said, “I cannot forgive Madame de Stael for having made fun of the French in her novel.”

      Fallen under the influence of a German who was carrying on anti-French propaganda in Austria, the novelist finally brought down upon herself the official wrath of the Emperor, who in 1808 wrote to his minister of police: “Madame de Stael has an ongoing correspondence with a certain Gentz and has become involved with the clique of low characters in London…This relationship with this individual can only be to the detriment of France. You will make it known that until now she has been regarded only as a crazy woman, but that today she has begun to get involved in a clique that is contrary to the public peace.”

      The guilty woman returned to Coppet, still without suffering any “persecution” by the authorities of the department, and started to write her major work, Germany, which gave her an excellent opportunity to exercise her bias against French literature, supposedly mired in classicism, and praise German genius in all its forms. She took a notion to have this volume published in France and went there, but the police seized the manuscript and ordered her to leave the territory. The minister Savary sent her a rather stern letter: “It appears the air of this country does not suit you at all. Your last book is not French; I have stopped it from being printed. I regret the loss to the booksellers, but it is not possible for me to allow it to be published.”

      Can Napoleon really be blamed for approving this measure and refusing to permit the publication of a French book that was offensively pro-German, a book that would lead to a reawakening of the desire for dominance in Austria, only a few years after the dominance of the Holy Roman Empire, and cause the greatest damage to a precarious peace?

      At the same time, Stael, who was now taking opium, secretly married a friend of her son 21 years her junior and, fleeing the discreet surveillance that had been established around her chateau in Coppet, set off on the roads of Europe. She was next seen in the Russian court when Napoleon entered Moscow; she pushed the tsar to make an alliance with Sweden, which she took it upon herself to drag into the war by exerting pressure on crown prince Bernadotte, who was her friend. She dared to write, “The good of France required that it suffer a reversal.” Then she was in London, where she was given a triumphal reception, since she was the embodiment of resistance to Napoleon’s “tyranny”. During the Hundred Days in 1815, assuming that Napoleon would relax his surveillance, she rushed to Paris to claim payment of two million francs loaned by her father, Necker, to King Louis XVI. Could it be that she had changed camps?

      One might believe this when reading what she wrote to Joseph Bonaparte: “The return of your brother is extraordinary and surpasses all imagination.” But this was nothing but an act to gain a position for her son and obtain payment of her two million francs, because she maintained contacts with the enemies of the “tyrant”. One can easily get lost trying to follow the intricacies of her schemes.

      Was Napoleon wrong to check the torrent of words from a woman who worked to set Sweden, Prussia and Austria against France? And could Madame de Stael, who hated Napoleon and her adaptive country with equal force, complain because she was not allowed to publish her book in France? This is the objective perspective from which the issue must be looked at.

      He was a great man in history, but one with many flaws.

      True; but then again, no great leader in history has no flaws.

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    • RE: Why do people compare Napoleon to Hitler?

      @13thguardsriflediv:

      Napoleon was a great military leader, and certainly did want to spread the ideas of revolutionary France. Napoleon broke the back of the socalled ‘Holy Roman Empire’ and wanted to end feudalism and serfdom in Europe. Todays legal system in most of Europe is based on parts of the ‘code Napoleon’.

      He had his flaws though, he was poor at diplomacy (he was used to dealing with vassals which didn’t help in his negotiating with Alexander),

      I disagree; his flaw was that he was too soft on the conquered. If he had any obsession it was an obsession to have peace in Europe so he could focus on his responsibilities as a statesman. At Tilsit in 1807, he could have asked for anything from Alexander and the tsar could have denied nothing to him. To Alexander’s surprise, Napoleon renounced the constitution of a strong Poland that would have represented the ideas of the Revolution and served the strategic interests of France. Instead he made the Duchy of Warsaw, consisting only of the Austrian and Prussian parts of Poland, while the Russians kept their share.

      Russia was allowed to annex the Danube provinces and take over Finland. If Napoleon was poor at diplomacy I’m pretty sure he would have been much more harsh on Russia at Tilsit.

      I’m not sure where you got he was used to dealing with vassals; he constantly negotiated with other heads of state (not counting the multiple offers of peace to Britain).

      he didn’t want to recognize Spanish and particularly German nationalism

      Wait, what? I won’t go on again of the Peninsular War; you can read my summing up of that fateful trap in an earlier post. He didn’t recognize German nationalism? If that was so, he probably would have just annexed all German states into France and suppressed anything that was German culture. Yes, the Confederation of the Rhine strained as the military situation got worse and worse (no thanks to Napoleon’s warmongering enemies), but while many resented French rule, the majority did not, particularly German scholars such as Heinrich Heine, Schumann, and Goethe.

      and was also personally ambitious for himself and liked to place cronies or brothers on thrones instead of making all republics.

      I’m curious: which “cronies” are you talking about? That would be completely out of Napoleon’s character, to have “cronies” rule anywhere in his Empire. He hated dishonesty, corruption, and inefficiency.

      Also, his brothers ruled quite well in the countries they ruled. Joesph Bonaparte introduced the Napoleonic Code (legal rights, freedom of practice of religion, etc.) improved the infrastructure, opened up schools, and was largely admired by the Napalese people. Even when Napoleon made him King of Spain he gave the country its first constitution and did the same thing he did in Naples, although Joseph was very reluctant to take the throne of Spain.

      The old order was against him because he had overthrown them

      If he overthrew them, why did he not dismantle the Austrian Empire (make Hungary independant, make Austria a Republic), annex Prussia, and just do what Hitler did and just outright absorbed their kingdoms? Napoleon took no part in the French Revolution’s political upheavals; at that time he was still second lieutenant of the artillery.

      and the liberals and progressives ended up disliking him for not taking the ideas of the revolution further.

      You mean the Jacobins?  :-D

      Hitler’s legacy? I can’t really think of a single positive thing.

      Same here.

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    • RE: 36 Days till E-Day

      **WOTC Press Statement

      August 24, 2010**

      _Due to difficulties with our factories in China, every Europe 1940 box has shipped with nothing but potatoes in it. We apologize in advance to those who receive their copies. If your copy has shipped with potatoes in it, Wizards of the Coast urges you to purchase another copy in the hopes of that one not having potatoes in it.

      If the second one does not have potatoes in it, we are again sorry. But now that you have two boxes filled with potatoes, you now have enough to make mashed potato salad. Therefore, WOTC thanks you for making potato salad._

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