Posts made by stuka pilot

:-D Good ol’ Chuck

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

I am in the middle of this book and it is rapidly becoming my favorite book. I am a big fan of zombie movies and this would top them all if they decided to make a film of it. It’s an oral “history” of the aftermath of the war with the dead rising from the grave.

It’s written by Max Brooks. Son of the more famous Brooks.

Anyone else try reading this?

@Cmdr:

I know.  The only way for Congress to make the necessary changes would be an over throw of the government (or a convincing threat of over throw) or to elect 400some odd members to the Congress (and Senate) with a moral center and a firm grip and understanding on ethics.

That’s hilarious.

I’ve always dreamt of a modern American revolution yet in reality, it would be a modern Civil War.

As far as your wish list for making such a drastic change, it would essentially make vetoing a thing of the past. All the president would have to do is not sign it.

Trailer parks seem to be tornado magnets.

I think the death toll is up to 58 now.

I have lived through a couple of twisters. If you live, they’re quite exciting. :-P

@Cmdr:

And I am saying we need to change it so that they have to get approval of 2/3rds of the legislature and consent of the executive to SPEND MORE THEN THEY HAVE.

if they get 2/3s they win. The executive then MUST sign. 2/3 surpasses vetoe didn’t you know?

You notice, Jen that all three people (myself, Pervata and M36) rebuking your soldier bit are MARINES  8-)

Marines can be called soldiers

Yeah,… and then the one who calls them soldiers within earshot of a Marine will get the ol’ sweep and stomp.

Yeah, I was called Marine, Jarhead, Devildog, beer drinking a$$hole…. but I don’t ever remember being called a soldier.

@balungaloaf:

if you want to study russian cyan, why dont you?  and my new monitor lets everything come up in russian, but i cant type it.  how could i with my keyboard.  anyone know how to change that?

Yeah, you have to buy a Russian keyboard, I think.

I was referring to a real person. Not cartoon characters.

Okay, I don’t play WoW but I heard about this guy and when I found the clip/scene that made him a legend in that arena, I laughed my a$$ off.

Satellite communications technician.

Working to be a novelist. On first book with over 200 pages written… it’s harder than I thought. :-P

Former Marine. 0352 TOW Gunner.

@Cmdr:

@newpaintbrush:

@Cmdr:

It’s much better to make life so hard on illegals they decide to leave on their own.  It’s what the Mexican Government’s been doing and why we have this problem in the first place.  If we just arrest our own guys for committing felonies, and seize their assets to sell at auction, we get others not to commit those felonies and we can use the profits from the arrests to fund the government,

Yes, it’s good that we have such honest government officials that can be trusted with the power to arrest people, seize their assets, and sell said assets off at auction.

If you believe in honest government officials too, send me money and a picture of your daughter to:

Iamanhonestgovernmentofficial
Arealnotmadeupcity
Nigeria

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Yes, but they already HAVE that power.  I just want to focus it on companies committing felonies by hiring illegals.  Common, yer a liberal, you can get behind this!  We’re going to punish “the evil corporate empires!”  Big business is the enemy, right?  Well, let’s go get them!   :evil:

I’m with you on that. Burn em.
As well as the outsourcing folks too.

Yeah, bummer what happened to people in 2000 under that particular presidents watch.

So… that means this one can be blamed on the current president’s watch since you are so inclined of pinning someone’s name to it.
Can’t have your cake and eat too, Jen.

This situation cannot be back dated to anyone before Bush. It’s near the end of his second term. Just short of a decade. Remember that.

Okay here since you need a closer look.

http://www.boston.com/realestate/news/articles/2008/01/19/thousands_in_mass_foreclosed_on_in_07/

and: http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/20080123-9999-1n23default.html

and: http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D8U5UM800.htm

and more: http://realestate.yahoo.com/Foreclosures/8dcc4d8239e7f9bf4ed43c23726a2d85;_ylt=AiUHuoLi6Av96uZ9ZV5gencsZcMF

still more: http://www.modbee.com/business/story/188604.html

But you see this as nothing? Okay. You’re right Jen… the economy and housing slump is a figment of our imagination. Hell, it’s even foolin’ your president.

@Cmdr:

Give me a hard number on the MASSIVE fore closures.

enjoy.http://realestate.msn.com/buying/Article2.aspx?cp-documentid=5658441

@Cmdr:

Fact is, MOST people are making the payments on their mortgages.  Fact is, unemployment rates are WAY down.  Fact is, bankruptcy rates are WAY down.  Fact is, we have a growing and robust economy despite the political desires of certain individuals attempting to get power and the media’s best attempts to drive us into a depression.

Most intelligent people,…. like yourself?.. would know that the current unemployment rate is not WAY down (http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.nr0.htm). Most intelligent people… like yourself… are aware of the mass home forclosures that has plagued 2007. Most intelligent people,… yes, like yourself… would not have the economy, as their A-numero-uno concern for this election, a sick but true assessment.

Most intelligent people… eh, I’m tired of saying it… would not have just had a bi-partisan agreement for a major tax rebate if there was not concern for a recession.

Intelligent people, like myself, pulled their money OUT of the banks after reading reports on how many loans they sold at what interest rates

Something our foreign investors are showing signs of doing as well. When the banks lose money everything else begins to deteriorate. Thanks for the help proving my point…. very intelligent.  :wink:

:roll: soooo, bigfoot made it to Mars now?

I was assuming this topic was on the looming recession which I believe is already here.

But all I see is Superbowl and T.V.'s.

Ooookay, well, the recession is not going to change my lifestyle. I have already adjusted. Don’t eat out. Drink less. Flex power. Fuel efficient vehicle (motorcycle for me… brrrr), or carpool with another. Buy necessities not toys. It’s amazing how much a person can save if they just make minor adjustments to their lifestyles.

For example, food. Buy a crockpot. One load of stew can cover several meals at relative low cost. Plus it is better for you.

Another example… I smoke. Besides the obvious of quitting, I switched to rolling my own saving me over 100 bucks in a month.
Take liability insurance instead of full comp. So drive more alert if you treasure your vehicle.

WRITE OUT A BUDGET and stick to it.

This recession will not impact me that much if at all. My job is steady (though I would like to get paid more  :x). My bills are getting paid and my debt is moving in the right direction… shrinking. :wink:

My opinion is people are too comfortable with their lives that they panic when times get hard.

Times will never stay perfect. My advice is to ADJUST. You will be okay in the end.

eh, I dunno Jen. Due to the appoximate measurement of your cranium in your photograph, you suffer from fabricated optimism.

lol

Anyway, it is good the abortions are dropping. But I am still not a Pro lifer.