Posts made by Staff Sgt. Barnes

word up yo! :mrgreen:

ok here are a few more
1.) id take pleasure in gutting you boy!
2.) They made you feel cool didnt they, man i met you, you are not cool.
3.) Your butt looks like 200 pounds of chewed bubblegum!
4.) What the F, who the F ,F, how did you two F! (F is a 4 letter word  :-P)
5.) All the hates going to burn you up kid
        It keeps me warm at night.
6.) AHHHH BEE’S, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, SAVE YOURSELF, YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!!
7.) Captin your mother would be very upset with you if she saw that!
            I thought you were my mother!
8.) The enemy can not push a button if you disable his hand!
9.) Now you all take a look at this lump of Sht and remember what it looks like, you keep your Sht wired at all times, you mess up in a fire fight and I god damn grantee you a trip out of the bush, in a body bag!
10.) Were the night stalkers, well we were going to go with the carebears, but that was taken.

wow I’m a dork
have at it

i know how you feel, but you just cant not argue its addicting, that and its really nice to make a good point with good facts to back it up

@AgentOrange:

The line "Get away from her you B*tch is from Aliens.

And now one that describes this thread:
“Very good, Lewis.  Short, but pointless.”

And a few others:
“You know what?  F*ck you, man.  Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire.  Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial - Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer!”

"You know what one of the causes of short-term memory loss is, Leonard?  Venereal disease.  Maybe your cnt of a fckin’ wife sucked one too many diseased ccks and turned you into a fckin’ retard!"  (Brutal, I know.  Mods - Sorry if that last one still doesn’t cut it with the asterisks I used to censor it.  I just happen to think this is a great movie - pretty obscure, but let’s see if anyone gets it!)

“You spilled my warm cup of piss.”

“…I don’t know what happened to you, but if you ever, ever, tank another play like you did today, I’m gonna cut your nuts off, and stuff ‘em down your f*ckin’ throat!”

“Oooh, I’m really scared!  No!  Don’t!  There’s a…a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!”

“Yeah well what the hell you know about it Capone?  What’re you in for?”
“Me?  Lawyer f*cked me.  Everybody’s innocent in here, don’t you know that?”

“F*ck Martha Stewart.  She’s polishing the brass on the Titanic; it’s all goin’ down, man!”

Great thread dude!  :lol:

the 1st one is ghostbusters 2
the 2nd one is from dogma
the 3rd one could either be Identity or Memento
4th one, dont know
5th one is major league
6th one is willow
7th one is shawshank redemption
dont know the last one

how did i do?

@Jermofoot:

Actually, planning on getting a laptop, and CoD is one of those reasons.  That and Battlefield 2.
Do you ever play multiplayer?  I found that pretty fun, but haven’t played the 2nd enough to be used to it.

if that question was directed at me then yes, i play call of duty 2 on Xbox live, things like capture the flag, take over bases, kill count, team kill count. good times. only once now have i found a better sniper than me, or at least equal. we hunted eachother for 3 hours the other night, i got him 4 times he got me 5. pretty close there were about 30 other people playing aorund us too, but we all had an agreement, 1 sniper per team, and only another sinper can kill a sniper (that dosnt mean a sniper cant kill anyone else, i had  over 300 kills by the end, 234 of them were head shots. go me!!!

thats my point, things like that all over the place. the MG-42 should be so much more powerfull than the other MG’s. the panzer IV’s should not be able to be distroyed by a sherman head on. I could go on for awhile, but i wont, i shall spare you…

…the type 92 MG didnt appear until 42, not 39. do you really think that the Japenese had better firepower than the Germans!!! ok now i am really done, i need a nap. :x

@AgentOrange:

For the teams, maybe have a starting team of 100 points, and then three consecutive reinforcement teams of 50 points each.  Too much?  :|

more, you need more!!! dont you understnad man!!! actually that sounds good, or maybe some kind of deal that if the enemy captures your flag it goes back to your base and all your guys that were dead come back for the next round, or something like that.

how many threads have been closed down now because of people being stupid at one another. its really starting to piss me off. think about what you write, and if you want to purposfully piss someone off then maybe we should have a “flames” topic area were we just burn each other and commit digital hate crimes. if thats the only way to keep people form bitching at each other in other threads then i am all for it.

represent!!! :-D

@marine36:

Yeah ummm… this is the most pointless thread ever, but what the heck, ill bite.

“Thats the most ferocious rodent youve ever laid eyes on!!!”

“290, how bout you”

yes i agree, it is pointless, but thats the point. i dont think anyone can get amd at each other in here. the other point is to try to figure out were the qoute came form. is. where do these stairs go? They go up! thats from ghostbusters, get it?

no prob, but momophobs drive me nuts more than anything else, i have gay friends and they are some cool people. things like that and racisim drive me up the wall.

i dont know what this is all about, but in wargamming nuts  defence, he  is not gay, not one bit. so were do you get off saying that he is the gayest guy on this thred, you better have some damn good evidence to back what you say, otherwise you might get ripped into big time. Wargamming nut is a cool guy, smart, has some good jokes, but i have never seen anything that would lead me to think that he is gay. and even if he is gay, who the hell cares. now if your one of those crybabie homophobs, you have another problem, most crybabie homophobs are actually gay. think about that while.

right now i am really bored so i thought i would write something, trouble is i couldnt right anything. so i just started writting down all my favorite qoutes from movies. then i thought that i would post them in here and see if anyone can figure out what movie they are from, some will be really easy, and hopefully some wont be. i know most people rather talk about politics and what not, but that just gets old because everyone has thier mind set on what they belive and wont change.
so here we go…

1.) Where do these stairs go?
          They go up!

2.) 37!?!?

3.) Well I got the crap kicked out of me in Wisconsin once, no way!

4.) Are you stalking me, because that would be super!

5.) Its a thingy, a feindish thingy!!

6.) Hey, Pavorotie was a tenor, Paganine was a composer!

7.) This one goes to 11.

8.) Shes lost that lovin feeling.
      what, wait, no she hasnt, damn i hate it whe she dose that.

thats enough for now, if anyone cares that is.

@F_alk:

Clausewitz would be quite astonished.

touche! :wink:

its possible, the powers that be did make some changes to units that dont make sence other than the fact that it levels game play.

there are all sorts of things like that for one the MG-42 says it came out in 42 when i know for a fact that it came out in 41.

i like the capture the flag deal, let me know what you come up with orange

don’t let the enemy know all of your capability’s, sun tzu knew his sh*t

@Wargaming_nut:

1: I’m about the most un-gay guy I know.
2: I’ve asked girls out several times, and sometimes the same girl more than once, so that’s not the problem.
3: That’s a possibility, but not because I smell or dress funny, particularly. If they do, I have no idea why.
4: Closest. I’m not a kid, but my mother is ridiculously restrictive. I think she’d have a heart attack if I even mentioned a girlfriend to her.

give it time, i really didn’t have a serious girlfriend until a year and a half ago. one day i saw a girl in a coffee house and i decided to talk to her. she turned me down (way way out of my league) but i figured that if i could talk to her i could talk to anyone. my GF and i got to gether at my awards ceremony,  was drunk as was she. i kissed her and told her i like her (i know its sounds stupid) but here we are 1 1/2 years later, happy as can be. just give it time and you will find someone worth being with. besides if a girl doesn’t want to be with you because of the way you dress or something as superficial as that, trust me your better off, their not worth being with.

i know im not a big guy around here being relativly new and all, but from everything i have seen you do F_alk this had to be hard for you. i know i hate to admit when i am wrong or when i did something bad. good job. but always remember that even though you may not agree with other people and they might not agree with you, we all have something in common, we all love axis and allies, otherwise we wouldnt be here. :wink: