Posts made by Staff Sgt. Barnes

yeah it worked well, maybe to well my usual domanating german force was defeated ofr the first time :x :cry: There will be no parade for me.

hats???

the second set just came out, you need to buy new ones already……yeah i guess your right, so do i.
and DJ i was just trying to make a point, all countries invloved in WWII did some bad things, its war sh*t happens. but to say that the swastaka is an evil thing then you could say the sme thing about the american flag, they were both symboles of a group of people that were involved in the war. before someone goes nuts, i am not saying that the american flag is evil, to me it is one of the most beautiful and amazing things.

ps im kind of drunk right now, ill check this post tomarrow and if i said something way out of line i will change it.

i would have given him the money. with my experance in retail i have learned to never piss off fat people, there is nothing scarier that a angry fat man.

very cute, i think i saw that in a movie with Helen Hunt once.

hats interesting, i never though about regualting the points on certain pecies before. ill try playing ith this tonight to see how it works.

America all the way. more options as far as solders go, and one solder can make the difference. but for armor germany does have the edge.

Thor the hampster thats pretty funny. my real name was almost Thor or a variation of it. i am 90 something percent Norwegian and was born on a Thursday (Thor’s day) during a lightning storm (one of Thor’s powers). to my grandparents this was a good sign and wished for me to be called Thor or something like it. to bad my parents said no, that could have been cool.

@AgentOrange:

“Aaahh, Venice” is from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

…and Major:  Here’s the answers to the ones you didn’t get:
“You spilled my warm cup of piss” is from The Last Boy Scout.
“F*ck Martha Stewart…” is from Fight Club.

How about these?  :-P

“You cold-blooded b*stard!  I’ll tell you what I think of it!  I’ll live to see you eat that contract!  But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach, and break your G**damn spine!”

“But like my plastic surgeon always said, ‘If you gotta go, go with a smile!’”

“Really; I live in Queens.  Did you put that together yourself Einstein?  Whaddya got a team of monkeys workin’ around the clock on this?”

“What devil or saint was ever so great as Attila whose blood…flows in these veins?”

the line I get older they stay the same age is from dazed and confused

the plastic surgen deal is  from batman
the i live in queens is from usual suspects (great movie by the way)

dont know the others.

ad yes, AHHh, Venice is from Indiana jones and tha last crusade

if this is true, which it might very well be, that sucks we don’t have a Rommel with us. in a world of chaos he at least kept his cool. and hopefully our Rommel wouldn’t mess up the assassination deal either.

@ncscswitch:

Well, here is one that few mention (and no, I am not a leftist whack-job)

Because Saddam ordered an assasination attempt against Bush 43’s father during his visit to Kuwait after Clinton’s election.

If someone tried to kill MY father, I’d go after them too.

i am all for that, but it would be me doing the fighting, i wouldnt make anyone else fight for me.
iraq is a key location. and it has become a beacon for every crazy teroist waana be, if one day we are able to do the right thing and clean house the middle east might just be quite long enough to make something out of it.

@ncscswitch:

4 cats:  Pouncer, Bubber, Boo, and Lucy.

We also have a squirrel that lives in one of the oak tress in the back yard we have named “Foamy” :-)

i went to a boarding school in northern idaho once, we had a squirl there that bit people and jumped out of trees onto people, we named him tweak. i eve say him run into a tree as fast as he could and ram his head into it. weird disturbed little thing.

winston, he he he

nipples???

i was just curious, what kind of pet(s), if any, do you guys have?
in my apt i have chinchilla, a crazy little fur ball named leia.
back home i have a german sheapard and a welsh corgi, and an evil parrot named ringo.
this is a stupid topic :|

that is pretty funny Z. my girlfriends one of those girls that you can fart or burp in front of and instead of getting mad she rates it on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the best. you know you got something special when that is going on.

ha, i never thought about how close they were. i think dogmas deal was something like this. What the F is going on here, Who the F is that, Why did you two hug my head, What the F happened to that guy! or somethig close to that.

heres one

Ahhh, Venice. (think sewer :wink:)

@cystic:

Hey Major
Don’t try to derail this with crap. 
He asked a legitimate question - all you are doing is providing a non-sequitor that is (not-cleverly) designed to discredit the poster in a feeble attempt to de-legitimize the question.

If you have an honest non-insulty answer, then post it.  Otherwise find a hole to sit in.

(oh yeah - this is CC the poster - not CC the mod)

dude clam down i wasnt insulting anyone, his name is patton so i put a patton qoute in thier, it made sence to me. the point is maybe we as americans really do love to fight, every other generation or so we find our selves in a big war, maybe not world war scale, but big enough. I think patton knew what he ment. we as americans always seem to find a reason to fight a war, no matter how dumb the reason. i think you could say that is what happened in Iraq. just because i dont write something filled with wit, or list things off dosnt mean i am not trying to take away from the original question. what i said in my first post was valid. and what you said added nothing to this thread other than a pst people have to read to get through to something better.

i thought of one, pretty easy though. how did the jaoenese alter thier torpedos to work in the shallow waters of pearl?

@marine36:

“She turned me into a newt!!!”

“I have enjoyed this good conversation”

the first one is Monty Python Holy grail and the second one is The Last Samuri, i think.

the whole F uou F this deal was from boondock saints (great movie) but like you said i might have got the qoute a little wrong it has been a year since i saw the movie.

the body bag deal was Platoon (greatest nam movie ever, well maybe Apox Now is better.)

the 7th one was saving private ryan
the chewed buble gum was from full metal jacket

i think you got the rest of them right. you did great heres a gold star!

i like my women like i like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer!!!  :lol: :evil: :wink:

with the name you have do you really need to ask why we are at war?

"Men, this stuff we hear about America wanting to stay out of the war, not wanting to fight, is a lot of bullshit. Americans love to fight - traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle.

i hope you do realize who said those words.

my experince in this game with other snipers is that they dont relocate, they find a spot and then kill a few people. it makes no sence. i take my shot, i get my kill then i am on the move again. some times i make my way around the whole map a few times before ever buying the farm. once and a while i will just get the shot gun and run like a bat out of hell blowing everybody away. and their is something t be said about running into a mob of enemys and comeing out clen on the other side. good training. i thank all those years spent playing MOH games, otherwise i wouldnt be able to surive 5 min with some of these on-line players.