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WASHINGTON - Hillary Rodham Clinton announced her candidacy for the 2008 presidential election Monday, saying quote “I want to finally give women a chance to be behind the Oval Office desk, not under it.†Her move ended months of speculation among the press.
I’m not sure what the point of this was but I don’t thing I can allow it… That was probably the most discusting thing I have ever read. :)
dezrtfish
LOL, yeah, it is pretty disgusting but thats the point. Nobody gets the actual punchline anymore, becuase the joke is so old.
Hi everybody, long time no see.
Anyways, I just had to post this here. First, explanation of what The Aristocrats is (From Wikipedia).
The Aristocrats (also known as The Debonaires and The Sophisticates) is a joke which is alleged to have been told by numerous stand-up comedians since Vaudeville, and often only among an audience of other comedians. In publicity for a 2005 documentary film about the joke, it has been referred to as “the world’s funniest joke” and “the world’s worst joke.” It may be either depending on who’s telling it, who’s listening and the innumerable variations upon the theme. It is rarely told the same way twice.
The joke is something of a game in which those who tell it try to top each other in terms of shock value. This was also used as an inside joke by comedians to test the mettle of others. Throughout the history of the joke it has evolved from a cliche staple of the Vaudevillian comedian into a postmodern anti-joke.
Anyways, here is an example from the Aristocrats Joke Database.
(from http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrats/ )
########WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS PURPOSLY GROSE, DISGUSTING AND REVOLTING. IF CAN’T HANDLE SOMETHING LIKE THAT DONT READ IT########
I’m not sure what the point of this was but I don’t thing I can allow it… That was probably the most discusting thing I have ever read. :)
dezrtfish
About the the use of nuclear weapons…
The US did not veiw the Japanease as humans, thus it was okay, in their minds, to nuke them. But they veiwed the Germans as humans so I doubt they would have used nuclear weapons. Hitler did not use gas as a weapon during the war as he knew how evil such a weapon was. And if Hitler could see that if a weapon is to evil then it should not be used I am certain that the US would have seen this too.
I’m singing “let the bodies hit the floor” in my head.
1984 is supposd to be the opposite of utopia, in my opionion. But what is your defenition of utopia?
For my English class which has just completed The Giver
Dude, how old are you? That book’s recommended grade level is grade 5. But isn’t making up a utopia a little advanced for grade 5’s? This is confusing.
were is vancouver in the poll???
Canucks all the way!!!
woo hooo!!!
good,
but i’ll probebly be overloaded with homework till about hmmmmm, grade 12.
go to the forum page in this site-
just a thought, the name of the game, I was thinking “Hell In Europe”
any suggestions??? ideas???
please answer….
just to tell you guy it may take years for me to be done with the map, rules
hi just to update
1. I am coming back to Canada in one week (ive been in Bulgaria for the summer)
2. here I found the game Civilization which has helped me form the econimic ,political and terrain rules in my head ( waiting to get to Canada to start writing things down)
3.thanks to Blue Suede Shoes for showing me an awsome site with the german army stating positions 1935 (I am planning the game start at that year)
4.I have decided not to go after making that 2gigibyte sat image into the map but to take the classic aproch
1-axis and allies
2-axis and allies pacific
3-stratigo
I like the expirience idea, I like the guerilla idea.
hows the game going
at the moment I can olny think about it….
I need to start getting the game out of my head and on to paper, I will start doing that when I get back from bulgaria when I’m done the draft I’ll post sections of it here.
Hello I had an idea to make an archive of this forums history, so this information is’nt lost.
-Posters to have reached 1000 posts (in order)
1. TG Moses VI
2. Yanny
3. Cystic Crypt
4. GeZe
5. Falk
6. Xi
-Worst poster ever
1. GeZe (myself)
-Best poster ever
1. (ideas?)
If I have made a mistake please inform me, or if you have ideas for the “Best poster ever”
(luckly for me there are tons of internat cafes in Bulgaria)
sure, this is another crapy post by myself that no one will respond to, but I dont care
well…
I’m in Bulgaria right now (till september)
and the magizine is in canada, so I can’t tell you, But I think it was from the middle+ of the 90’s
On the topic of morality…
I recently read a articale in an old Scientific American (Magazine). It was about a group of researchers that followed a group of boys growing up. They gave them various tests and things like that about how they would deal with situations and why they did what they did. what they found-
the reserchers think there are six levels of morality:
-I didn’t do it beacause-
1. I don’t want to get the punishment
2. I want to get the reward
3. I want people to like me
4. It is agansit the law
5. I have a social contract (or somthing like that)
6. Its just wrong!
the first group is mainly ages 0-10
the second is teenagers (kinda figers)
the third is 20+
only a little percentage reached the 5th level and no one reached the 6th
thats all, just somthing interesting I read
I would like a copy to
e-mail:(delete the “NOSPAMTEXT”)
the things that seem like spaces (between the g and the k , between the k and the z are underscores _ )
gureilla guy-
thats an awsome idea! :D
I was thinking about having a graph for the support of the war too! :D
sorry I havnt replied, Im in Bulgaria (south east europe) so I havnt had accses to the internet much :(