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Could one of you just edit in 100 battleships for me thanks.

@wizmark awesome!!

Looking forward to the response!

I knew it!

@wizmark said in TT Wizcats Allies +16 vs The Rum and the Fury BM3:

@Karl7 @Gargantua Go the ANZACs!!

That’s been your lucky dice all game :)

I’m not worried! The imperial Japanese empire will drive back the rainbow alliance!

No one resists America!

:) :) :) :) :) :)

The tables finally turned! And you are one to talk about 2’s! after your five 2’s in a row haha.

Great game boys, loving it.

It is done.

Also… that’s after you airblitzed me with that bomber like 5 times haha he paid for himself!

Never volunteer for something when they wont tell you what it is ;)

@trulpen said in trulpen's 1st G40 2v2-tourney: Challenges:

I feel sad that everyone is scared of you, adam-dominion, and that you don’t get to play. We are not capable of fear. We will take you on.

Worst mistake of your life

@captainwalker said in 1914 Team Game:

@Gargantua Battle score for attacker is -219 lol…at least they got in the game before it ended!

The purpose was the break his army :) yes I lost $220 of men but he can’t replace his :) And I’ll return again next turn :D just to make him as uncomfortable as possible.

The attack on Egypt wasn’t any different. UK can mop up now.

The CP are finished!!

For those of you wondering if it’s just talk or it’s actually as bad as indicated, I just did a quick tally on the hit handicap between Japan and the allies up to J9 which I just posted.

Allies +11.51
JAPAN -17.67

That’s a +29 hit handicap differential with an exponential return, (IE units that dont die live to fight another day and kill again) and would make or break anyone’s day lol.

It must be destiny!

Either way, wizmark and Sovietcat are playing a top game and capitalizing very well on the differential, they are killing it and pushing Karl and I to the max. It’s been an awesome game, though I’d love to start rolling a bit better:).

The board is squeezed tighter than a penny in a vice and it’s about to explode any moment!

Trulpen, what have you done!

@captainwalker said in 1914 Team Game:

@Gargantua Britain played a huge part in taking Turkey out also…

Who? Never heard of them. Are they on our side?

What a dreadful turn for Italy!

As canadianly as I can say… sorry!!!

SURRENDER should be of the utmost priority!

And what is this crap with the Allies suddenly stacking their team with fresh Generals?

@wizmark said in trulpen's 1st G40 2v2-tourney: Challenges:

@Gargantua I knew you would react to that! I think if you add in the Russian and German rolling the spread is much reduced. Russian rolling has been bad…probably not as bad but bad and the Germans have rolled well.
Doesn’t help when it feel the Japanese are being punched in the face from all directions though! 😂😂

Pssssh

Only victory in THE PACIFIC matters. Asia is the Center of the universe - Europe is a despots side show.

@Witt

You lucky weasel…

I was holding my second born, of a week old in my hand, on 2 hours of sleep in as many days, and failed to realize you had bunkered up manchester, then i rolled as equally poor!

blast!

@Sovietishcat will do.

I need some time to even get the move out so it might be like 8 hours.

@colt45554 @captainwalker @dawgoneit @Degrasse @Entek @Karl7 @redrum @Witt

Alright, alright, we’ve pummelled on you guys long enough.

And now you’ve pulled out the long range fighters, and our dear allies the japanese are finished.

We are ready to sue for PEACE.

Begrudgingly lol

@wizmark said in trulpen's 1st G40 2v2-tourney: Challenges:

@Gargantua I am very happy with the Chinese though…still in the game and still killing off the Japanese garrisons with their flukey hits on 1s

With these kind of consistent results, I would be too :)

Battle in Kweichow
Japanese attack with 1 artillery, 2 infantry and 1 mech_infantry
Chinese defend with 2 infantry
Japanese roll dice for 1 artillery, 2 infantry and 1 mech_infantry in Kweichow, round 2 : 0/4 hits, 1.00 expected hits
Chinese roll dice for 2 infantry in Kweichow, round 2 : 2/2 hits, 0.67 expected hits
2 infantry owned by the Japanese lost in Kweichow
Japanese roll dice for 1 artillery and 1 mech_infantry in Kweichow, round 3 : 1/2 hits, 0.67 expected hits
Chinese roll dice for 2 infantry in Kweichow, round 3 : 1/2 hits, 0.67 expected hits
1 mech_infantry owned by the Japanese and 1 infantry owned by the Chinese lost in Kweichow
Japanese roll dice for 1 artillery in Kweichow, round 4 : 0/1 hits, 0.33 expected hits
Chinese roll dice for 1 infantry in Kweichow, round 4 : 1/1 hits, 0.33 expected hits
1 artillery owned by the Japanese lost in Kweichow
Chinese win with 1 infantry remaining. Battle score for attacker is -11
Casualties for Japanese: 1 artillery, 2 infantry and 1 mech_infantry
Casualties for Chinese: 1 infantry