“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
-Humphrey Bogart
“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.”
-David Daye
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.’”
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
“We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.”
-Martin Luther
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
-Dean Martin
“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”
-Homer Simpson
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
-Frank Sinatra
“_… bread, meat, vegetables and beer.”
-Sophocles’ philosophy of a moderate diet
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
-Kaiser Welhelm
“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”
-Frank Zappa_
