Posts made by Curtmungus

Greetings from The Curtmungus! The Lord Curtmungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!

I am gravely disappointed. Again the A&A.org community has made me unleash my dogs of war. It has come to my attention that a one CAPTAIN WALKER walks free and with honor amongst the A&A community.

There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away, Captain Walker. Give me three free league wins, and I’ll spare your (online) life. Just walk away and I’ll give you a safe passageway in the forums. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

Greetings from The Curtmungus! The Lord Curtmungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!

I am gravely disappointed. Again the A&A.org community has made me unleash my dogs of war. It has come to my attention that a one CAPTAIN WALKER walks free and with honor amongst the A&A community.

There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away, Captain Walker. Give me three free league wins, and I’ll spare your (online) life. Just walk away and I’ll give you a safe passageway in the forums. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

You know, even when I was a kid, I was bigger and stronger than most people around me.  They said I was a “bully” for pushing people around, and that made me sad. But I realize now that I was really just keeping people in line, getting them to act right and stop being dumb-wads.  If I hadn’t been there going-up-side the head on them, they’d just be fighting each other, picking on the defenseless, the fatherless and the poor. But for me, there would have been more violence, more pain, more horror.

I try to live my life like that, using my power to protect others.  I guess i came here expecting a site full of hard-chomping war-Nerds throwing haymakers and sparing no one, that A&A.org was an all-against-all wasteland of a sort in need of some muscle to whip them into shape…… i guess I was wrong…

Instead of my bench press and cooler full of Natty Ice, I guess I should’ve brought my cotton candy machine and popsicle cart complete with cow bell…

Never in my life would I have thought that 1 F-bomb would bring a website supposedly dedicated to a war that killed millions to a screeching halt…

When I made that post, did someone literally die?  Where do I send the flowers?

Moreover, I love the game.  I think this game in BC is great!  You all hate me, and that is fine.  But I have a right to to make the say!  Redacted swear words and all!

How many of you took on ME1954 first game on the league?..… chirp… chirp… chirp… do not assail me until you’ve proven yourselves brave in your own right!

YG, despite you impudence, I give you a pass and credit since you took on Gargantua 1 to 1 without fear.

That is all.

Jesus!  I sanitized my early post!

Is this the Church Group A&A Group?!!??!?

@Karl7:

Wow, what is going on?  This about a FtoF game that has actually caused the creator of this game to weigh in about a fundamental rule….

And the game is currently still going!

Curt Mungis, do you actually have a life?

DUDE!! THATS NOT MY NAME!

BTW, WHAT KIDS ARE HANGING OUT ON THS SITE?!?!?

THIS GAME IS FOR OLD NERDS!!!  NO KIDS  ARE PEEKING AROUND HERE, THERY ARE PUNCHING AWAY THIER THIER XBOXES….

YOUNG GASSHOPPER, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!??!?

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! YOUR PUNY THREATS MAKE ME LAUGH; AND YOUR REQUEST IS WEAK.

I CAN’T BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE HAVING PANIC ATTACKS ABOUT THIS. IF YOUR NOT MAN AND MUSCLE ENOUGH TO PLAY AXIS AND ALLIES - IT’S TIME TO LEAVE.

ANY MORE OF THIS NONSENSE AND MY SMEGA HORDES AND I WILL DROP SO MANY F-BOMBS THAT A&A.org WILL BECOME IT’S OWN WASTELAND; THAT I RULE!

WHO’s WITH ME?!?!

@Private:

Curtmungus - can I ask that you please delete that f word.

Thanks.

WTF?!

You “pulled a Curtmungus?”

If you pulled a Curtmungus you would have risen up with rage and honor and thrown that fuc*king pool table through the wall into the neighbors house!

@Karl7:

@Gargantua:

There will likely be more than one game, as we are playing 2.5 days of A&A at an extravagant waterfront home, on a 4ft by 8 ft board.

Which means more than one opportunity to stick it to Karl again!

I am planning my precision axis opener as we speak!  There will be BLOOD!

I just got back from buying a shitt ton of beer, so we are ready and waiting!

THAT’S THE SPIRIT!

Do I see a bench press in the pics?  If so, then you are playing A&A for REAL!

@PainState:

@Benito:

@Gargantua:

OMG THERE ARE TOO MANY CATS!� CURTMUNGUS IS RIGHT!

There must be Blood for these outrageous crimes against A&A, Humanity, and the Internet.

I Demand a DUEL!� PainState YOU must answer!

Again, I back Gargantua. Sorry but you will be in a pain state painstate

What is all this talk about cats? Is this some hipster lingo Iam not familiar with due to my advanced age?

Iam a blue blood Gen X American who drinks beer from a 64oz stein as I roll a hand full of dice and decimate you with 27 1’s on 30 rolls and just let out a laugh as I dominate you at A&A. Of course I do not spill one drop of my beer as I dance around the board in celebration, listening to your cries of getting diced.

I AM GOING TO BENCH PRESS YOU ALL!

AND THEN EAT YOUR CATS!

YOU HIT THE NOSE ON THE HEAD WOLFSCHWANZ!

@seancb:

Curtmungus,
We don’t have cats at the Laredo Texas Headquarters only at the Houston Texas Headquarters which I share with my wife and “her” cat. Please note the requisite beers and smokes in the War Room.

Jesus, thank you!  Finally a MAN here, doing it right….

Listen and learn NERDS!

Get these cats out of here!

We are getting a bad name here!  Pudgy nerds petting cats?  Holy Smokes! We need pics of ripped pecks, maxin’ out on the bench press, Bud Light ape-soldiers cracking dice and pounding beers!!!

@Wolfshanze:

@LHoffman:

That was a very angry stream of consciousness. Please speak your mind Wolf.

Angry, no… just how I see things… call it what you will, I don’t hide my thoughts… you’ll always get my honest opinion on any subject. You will never have to guess “yes, but what did Wolf really think about that?”

That’s the spirit Wolfschwanz! Get roided-up!  Crush some nerds!  :evil:

What!?  Cats and A&A?  That has got to be the height of nerdom!  We need to get some guys who play the game while at the gym… blast your quads then rolls 6 ones!  Grip the dice so hard you crush them to sand!

That’s A&A!  :evil:

Idi Amin was right about you guys here at A&A.org… scared of strong guys, afraid of trash talk, hiding behind a game of plastic toys…

Come on bros!  Get down to the gym!  Put some 45s on and pound away!

@Gargantua:

That’s basically correct!

NERDS!

@Gargantua:

@Curtmungus:

@Young:

Looks like Gargantua has some competition for the title of axis&allies.org villain.

“Gargantua?”  What kind of name is that?  I trample on such little people!  The Lord Curtmungus will not be assailed.  I am a herald and ambassador of the TRUE AXIS AND ALLIES WAY OF LIFE!

All who question or detract from me only bring questions down upon themselves about whether they are truly dedicated to THE GAME.

I’m gravely disappointed. What a puny post.

I expected the ayatollah of rockin rolla, a warrior of the wasteland, and instead… I get you???

…from your posts I can already see there has been too much violence, too much pain.   Just walk away… and there will be an end to the horror!

And even though you can run, you can’t hide from Gargantua!  I challenge you to a DUEL of fates and identities!  Fear is my ally!

What an honorable compromise!

And for those of you who don’t know. the wasteland has been and always will be MY domain!

What is the wasteland but thatched huts, where brigands drink in the reek and their brats roll on the floor with the dogs… gibbets and crows for all of you!  :evil:

Lord Curtmungus is outraged that the Allies have failed!

Boy, a perfect german openening and a sub-par UK1 can turn a 28 bid into a zero bid, effectively.  The allies are super weak in this game.  What is a normal bid?  30?  35?

Oh well, the Lord Curtmungus must return to the wasteland to lick his wounds…

Thanks for the game.  Learned  a lot.  :mrgreen: