Posts made by Curtmungus

@barnee

https://www.axisandallies.org/forums/topic/41313/curt-mungus-for-president-2024-make-america-a-wasteland-again

BOOO!!!

Ha ahahahah!

Piss yourselves?

You NERDS! Think I wouldn’t be back?

Not a FING-CHANCE! RAGE AND HONOR! FOOLS!

While you were all playing “The Big Game” in mommy’s basement, I’ve been working the streets! Harvesting followers like so much summer wheat! I am stronger than ever, and all are giving way to me like the receding tide!

Therefore I am bringing the message to many of you have been waiting for, that I am officially declaring myself a write-in candidate for US President for 2024!

What do I offer? What are my polices? Why should you vote for me over those scrubs Donold Dumpf and Camel Heartless?

I will show you!!!

My domestic policy:

My foreign policy:

My regime will be staffed by the finest minsters!

Minister of War:

Minister of Internal Moral Improvements:

Minister of Entertainment and Control of the Masses:

And many more!

My message is simple, the weak should the fear the strong!

I promise to make American a Wasteland Against! Where the strong prosper and the weak go under foot!

My vision of progress:

But I promise safe passage through the Wasteland!

Vote! Write in Curt Mungus on your ballot and Make America a Wasteland Again!

Rage and Honor!

NERDS!

@seancb

I am. I am resurrected as Christ resurrected, pissed off, six pack of beer in my belt and and ready to thunder on rolling 1’s!!!

Ha ha ha!

This was an age of heroes!

I look back and feel shame I have not yet lived up to such adventures again!

Sad. Too may scared people. Timid.

Covid19? I ate it and shat vaccines! I kept my BAC above .24 at all times. Not only did the clean my blood of all diseases, it gave me fire breath.

Man and beast as one!

Aha hahahah!

Time to go in search of new monsters!

@curtmungus

I move my pieces by flexing my biceps. The wind created gently and precisely moves my stacks without error!!!

Even red chips!

LOLO

@imperious-leader

BOO!

Ha ha ha!

Scared nerds… run with fear!

I benched 350 today? What’d you do? Stuff your face with pork rinds? Fat asses!

Get to the gym!

Fingers too fat to move the infantry stack without knocking over the factory?

LOLOLOLOLOL!

BOOOO!

Did I scare you?

I am at rock bottom. My gym is shuttered. I got no woman. I’ve put on ten pounds. It’s time to get back to basics.

WE NEED A LEAGUE IN A&A CLASSIC! NO FANCY BS BALANCED MOD NERD SH*T!

GOT TIME!

@gamerman01 said in League General Discussion Thread:

I don’t think I’ve ever asked anybody this, but I would like to ask you - how did you discover the league and decide to try it out? How long have you been playing A&A? Thanks

BOOM!
Did I scare you?

I was in a bar in Vancouver BC called the “Junction” and started hearing some regular nerd call @Gargantua talk about some game. He said it was better than chess but he would tell me its name so I put him in a headlock and made him squeal! He never came back!

I play A&A only with weights. 2 45lbs on each end baby! Boom all day!

@Gargantua said in Where is Curtmungus?:

@Curtmungus FAKE NEWS

The account has been hacked

LOL!

Ohhh, Gargantua…

@seancb

Hola Amigos! It’s been awhile since I’ve rapped with y’all.

I’ve been spending time abroad thinking about things and trying to get into the Red Army, special infantry – SPETSNAZ mother fuck*rs! Bad ass killers of Chechen bandits!

But the review board kept rejecting me. I tried three times, but each time I’d get to the physical and they’d reject me! Totally unreal! A f’ing joke!

Here I am at my last physical:

They’d take a peek at my junk, the lady would faint, and the board would grumble at me in as few words: “You cannot join. You will put other men to shame. Depress morale. You should work in naked film industry…” And they’d pack me up and deport my sad ass back to Bellingham…

What can I say!? Total downer…

Now I am back home, my gym is shut down, and I don’t know what I am going do to do next…

@seancb

BOOM!

@Karl7

Losers Privilege!?!?!? WTF!?!

Sounds like COWARD’S DEFEAT!

You daintily “flip the board…”

AHahhahaha

If I lose, I pick up the whole table and throw it through the wall into the F#$%ing neighbor’s house!

I call that LOSER’S TRIUMPH!

BOOM!

Rage and honor! :facepunch:

@Karl7 said in 19L TOUCAN-SONOFSAM (X+6) vs Karl7 (Loser):

@Curtmungus said in 19L TOUCAN-SONOFSAM (X+6) vs Karl7 (Loser):

@Karl7

HOW DARE YOU BUMP MY COMRADE TOUCAN!!

GO HOME AND CRY TO YOUR MOM! THIS GAME IS ALREADY OVER!

Just watch me Bump Toucan right into oblivion, Lordy Munghole.

MUNGHOLE

YOU INSULT YOURSELF WITH YOUR INABILITY TO READ!

TOUCAN, KILL THIS FOOL. CRUSH HIS ARMIES LIKE THEY WERE BABY SPARROWS!

TODAY!

RAGE AND HONOR!

@Karl7

HOW DARE YOU BUMP MY COMRADE TOUCAN!!

GO HOME AND CRY TO YOUR MOM! THIS GAME IS ALREADY OVER!

@SS-GEN

Oh SS, I love girls like you.

So, no G40? How about Anniversary? Or regular 1942 2nd?

Triple A is easy to set up!

You want to run with the dogs or keep pissing with pups?

The gauntlet has been thrown, dude! Be man, and face me on the field of battle!

If you win I will never return to these forums again! Ever!

Yes or no?

I know you’re scared… Don’t be! Don’t be…

@SS-GEN

Don’t insult my sisters!

Oh SS Gen, little girl-nerds like you make me laugh. You’re probably still living at mommy’s house playing Risk in the basement and thinking, “That’s a big game!”

Be a man, dude! Face me on the league! You can’t hide behind the old “I only play face to face” pussy excuse… even writing that sounds whinny, weak and stupid. That’s the coward’s creed. Are you a coward? I guess.

Or worse are you a customizer-INCEL? The kind of guy who paints his tanks but never learned how to use them… properly? That’s the worst!

I bet you’ve never even played G40, but set up the game, pissed yourself out of fear and ran from the room…

Rage and honor is my creed! If you win, the it’s then sword for me!

Yes or no, coward?

If not, then go home, to mommy’s house. Where you belong. Nerd.

I close-gripped benched 430 today. Did you even leave your nintendo consul?

@Karl7

RRRRROOOOOOOOWER! I am going to EAT Gargantua’s children!!!

@Karl7 said in 19L TOUCAN-SONOFSAM (X+6) vs Karl7 (Loser):

@Karl7 @Toucan-son-of-sam

Oh Toucan? I feel a bump coming… DON’T think I won’t bump your ass right into the grave!

DO IT, Kurl8! BUMP HIS ASS INTO THE GRAVE!

@SS-GEN said in My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 2.:

Well then rip me out of the forums !
Hey Curtbag you got a brother ? I think I seen you two the other day ?

THAT IS IT!

YOU WANT TO GO?

G40 Balanced Mod on the league, right now! I will be Axis! :skull_and_crossbones:

YOU’RE GOING DOWN!:smiling_imp:

@SS-GEN said in My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 2.:

@barnee said in My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 2.:

@StuckTojo

heh heh probably woulda gone to Banff instead of Jasper anyways : )

Sorry Curt Don’t beat me up if I ever meet ya : )

A Troll can’t hurt you !

WHAT! HOW DARE YOU! YOU INSULT YOURSELF WITH SUCH AN ACCUSATION!

I’ll bench press you straight out this forum!