Jay is still stiff after ten(count 'em, 10) years. I read a interview with Jay recently. The article mentioned that Jay(#1 in the ratings) was paid $14 million a year, while Dave (#2 in the ratings) got $17 million a year. Old news, but Jay’s words sounded bitter and the interviewer commented on the same thing.

This only shows me that Jay would be more “relaxed” and “human” than Dave.

a black guy paid to laugh at Jay’s lousy jokes

Lousy jokes? It would seem that Dave is the one. He’s gotten soft.

"Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals [with] no cure
except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.

• Clare Boothe Luce, U.S. diplomat.

This quote makes no sense whatsoever - unless it is positive and Clare has no idea what he/she is talking about.

@TG:

Jay is still stiff . . . Jay’s words sounded bitter and the interviewer commented on the same thing.

This only shows me that Jay would be more “relaxed” and “human” than Dave.

a black guy paid to laugh at Jay’s lousy jokes

Lousy jokes? It would seem that Dave is the one. He’s gotten soft.

"Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals [with] no cure
except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.

• Clare Boothe Luce, U.S. diplomat.

This quote makes no sense whatsoever - unless it is positive and Clare has no idea what he/she is talking about.

I see. Stiff and bitter is human, but not comfortable for some to watch.

NOT ALL Jay’s jokes are lousy, but “laugh at Jay’s lousy jokes” were the previous band leader’s words. - Xi

"Communists have always played an active role in the fight by
colonial countries for their freedom, because the short- term objects
of Communism would always correspond with the long-term objects of
freedom movements. - Nelson Mandela, S. African political leader.
Statement in the Rivonia trial, S. Africa. April-May 1964,
quoted in Fatima Meer, Higher than Hope, pt. 4, ch. 24(1988-1990).

What she means is that Communism is a Disease where you must kill the patient in order to cure him/her.

I wasn’t gonna go that far! :P

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“There are certain books in the world which every searcher
for truth must know: the Bible, The Critique of Pure Reason,
The Origin of Species, and Karl Marx’s Das Capital.”

• W.E.B. Du Bois, civil rights leader, author. repr. (1971).
  “Communism, Marxism and the Negro Problem,”
  The Seventh Son, vol. 2 (1933).1]"
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  Where are the Thought Polizei when you need them? :wink: - Xi

“There are certain books in the world which every searcher
for truth must know: the Bible, The Critique of Pure Reason,
The Origin of Species, and Karl Marx’s Das Capital.”

• W.E.B. Du Bois, civil rights leader, author. repr. (1971).
  “Communism, Marxism and the Negro Problem,”

Hmmm…The Critique of Purse Reason - haven’t read that one yet. Can anybody fill me in on what that is about? As for the “Negro Problem,” WEB should check out Social Inequality - then again, he was the one who read it :wink:

I wasn’t gonna go that far!

I was looking for once the bug of communism as bitten the intellectual, he/she will be hooked for life.

Nibble, nibble, nibble.
“Ow, ow, ow, OW!”
Smack! SMACK!
“Damn commie, West Nile virus carrin’ mosquitos!” :wink: - Xi
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“Children seldom misquote you.
They usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn’t have said.” - Anonymous

Hahaha, you can’t stop the spread of the virus.

No, but you can make it less appealing.

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Best of the 20th Century

1. Ronald Reagan - inspirational leader, made americans proud, killed the USSR and Warsaw Pact threat, brought America back from the economic misery of the late 1960’s and 1970’s
2. Dwight D. Eisenhower - a brilliant man who got things done
3. FDR (War Years) - a leader when leadership was needed
4. Richard Nixon - resignation overshadows the fact he was a good president
5. Teddy Roosevelt - conservationist, expanded US influence in the world

Worst of the 20th Century

1. LBJ - Corrupt, Stupid, and Foolish…many Americans died for no reason under his leadership, the ‘Great Society’ was a complete failure.
2. JFK - Corrupted by the Mob, Bay of Pigs failure, all flash no substance
3. FDR (Depression Era) - Depression dragged on because of his inept policies
4. Jimmy Carter - Wimp, Apologist, and Poor leader
5. Herbert Hoover - Couldn’t breech the floodgates of the Depression

Whoever the “Jimmy Carter” fan is, is a complete moron. I don’t even have to explain the reasons why he was perhaps the least effective leader this country has ever had.