Okay, here are some gems I found:
Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?
A: They have 5 gears…4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they’re attacked from behind!
Q: Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q: What do the French call a direct hit on Paris by a nuclear device?
A: More proof that inspections are working.
Q: How many Frenchmen would it take to defend Paris?
A: It’s not known, it’s never been tried.
Q: What does “Maginot” mean in English?
A: Welcome!
Q: Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?
A: So the French can show them how to surrender.
Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
A: To say “I surrender” in German.
Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The Army.
Q: Why is good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you.
:-D