Emperor Mollari's Rant Line

@ncscswitch:

I did “Keg Guard” at our company picnics with my XO/Supply Officer after we finished a cycle of new INF soldiers.  1LT Foster and I had to “test” the keg every time one of our cadre came for a beer.  We both had to make sure that the beer was of sufficient quality, and of course that it was not toxic…

You were doing it wrong.

We don’t drink alcohol because it isn’t toxic.  :wink:

I don’t want to start a poltical discussion. I just want everyone to know this makes me mad.  :x :http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/democrats_spanish_debate Is English not the language of America?  :x

@cyan:

I don’t want to start a poltical discussion. I just want everyone to know this makes me mad.  :x :http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/democrats_spanish_debate Is English not the language of America?  :x

:-( i want to start a political discussion

I hate when people let their religion dictate their actions.  I swear, it seems like some people are willing to make a horrible decision, just because they think it will get a higher approval rating with God.

@AgentOrange:

just because they think it will get a higher approval rating with God.

I don;t have that problem  :evil:

I’m prejudice against the elderly. :evil:

@stuka:

I’m prejudice against the elderly. :evil:

As drivers?  You’re damn right.  8-)

@AgentOrange:

@stuka:

I’m prejudice against the elderly. :evil:

As drivers?  You’re damn right.  8-)

Amongst other things

@AgentOrange:

@stuka:

I’m prejudice against the elderly. :evil:

As drivers?  You’re damn right.  8-)

I am prejudice against elderly female asians as drivers because everyone knows they are a combo of the 3 worst kinds of drivers :roll:

I’m prejudiced against people who don’t play Axis and Allies.

I also don’t like people who eat things with faces on them.  They should rip the faces off first, THEN eat it!

Back on the rant front…

Being on vacation, and because your company gives you a cell phone, a lap top, and a wireless broadband card, they expect you to still be answering your phone and checking your e-mail while you are on vacation…

I had more than a dozen phone calls TODAY, with multiple voice mails from co-workers (despite my outgoing message stating I am on vacation until 1 OCT) about inane CRAP, and asking why I had not responded to e-mails…

Can you REALLY take a vacation in the modern era of wireless telecommunications :?

I left the laptop and the wireless card at work, and my phone ringer is OFF!  :-D

That’s why the military is great!  When I’m on leave, I can expect NO calls about work, unless there’s some paperwork that needs some information that only I can give.  Other than that, I’m kinda tired of it…  :roll:

@Jennifer:

I also don’t like people who eat things with faces on them.  They should rip the faces off first, THEN eat it!

I’m all over the place on this one.  I’m thinking about things you can eat with faces, as usual I have a hard time keeping my mind out of the gutter…

@ncscswitch:

Back on the rant front…

Being on vacation, and because your company gives you a cell phone, a lap top, and a wireless broadband card, they expect you to still be answering your phone and checking your e-mail while you are on vacation…

I had more than a dozen phone calls TODAY, with multiple voice mails from co-workers (despite my outgoing message stating I am on vacation until 1 OCT) about inane CRAP, and asking why I had not responded to e-mails…

Can you REALLY take a vacation in the modern era of wireless telecommunications :?

I left the laptop and the wireless card at work, and my phone ringer is OFF!   :-D

u need to put in autoresponse on ur phone and email sayin

"me on vacation

u gtfo unless it emergency

if it not emergency and u still call/email, call ur next of kin and funeral director first"

Or how bout this:

“Hey Buddy, there’s no “u” in vacation”.

That’ll teach’um.

Well, I could not check e-mail right now if I wanted to…  I deliberately left the laptop at work, and I do not have access to our secured network on my home system.

The phone voice DOES say that I will be out of the office until 1 OCT, they call and leave voice mail anyway…

As for the spelling thing…

The one I use at work is after my Ops Manager lets fly with "There is no I in TEAM:
To which I respond, “But there is an M-E in it”  :-D

@ncscswitch:

Well, I could not check e-mail right now if I wanted to…  I deliberately left the laptop at work, and I do not have access to our secured network on my home system.

The phone voice DOES say that I will be out of the office until 1 OCT, they call and leave voice mail anyway…

As for the spelling thing…

The one I use at work is after my Ops Manager lets fly with "There is no I in TEAM:
To which I respond, “But there is an M-E in it”  :-D

There’s also M-E-A-T in it, so I say, you want me to work, let’s see some sirloin first, mister! Booyah!

He said MEAT….  :-D :-D

@ncscswitch:

The phone voice DOES say that I will be out of the office until 1 OCT, they call and leave voice mail anyway…

Look, idiots (90%+) will assume ur still checking ur regular voice mail.

If you leave a message like “I am NOT CHECKING MY VOICE MAIL U IDIOTS U NEED TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE HELP U” (say that part REAL loud), then they will try other means.

u gotta be like REAL obvious about it tho . . . ppl can be reeaaal stupid.  if ur all polite and like “im not back until Oct 1”, they like “OKs tee heez, imma leave a voice mail, he never said that he isn’t going to be working while he’s on vacation tee hee heez!!!1!”

I hate working with idiots, but that’s wat u get, o wellz.