Call it what it is!
I dont take offense to the word newbe or beginer, we all were at one time.
I like to use the words “new player”, and we always team them up with the best players at our board, we show them as much as we can and explain why we do certain things and the game isnt the end of the world if you crap out on rolls or make a bad move.
We also tell them why we attack where we do and each player has a different plan of attack,and let them choose what they want to do. Some times we reset pretty early too
Its good when a newly started player gets good dice and they can hammer an old pro
Much respect to whoever can find the posts with monty python quotes
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its a damn maze of posts, so……much…rambling.
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Geez, reduce the workload… just find the posts with NO Python quotes.
If someone were to go and create a list of links to all the posts that included python links it would be massive, and unwanted. I don’t like spam.
:mrgreen:
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The most popular quote among AD&D gamers…
“A mere flesh wound”
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I’ll bite your legs off!
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legs or kneecaps? :-o
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the black knight was referring to legs.
what, chicken, chicken.
NO-ONE defeats the black night. come back here you yellow bastard.
how about “alright then, we’ll call it a draw”.
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Look, suppose we made a large wooden badger….
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No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it?
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“is that a eurpoean swallow, or an african swallow?” “i dont know, aaahhhhhhhhh!”
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Look, If I went around saying I was emperor just because some moistened bitch hurled a scimitar at me, theyd put me away!
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lol :lol:
on second thought, lets not go to camleot.
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It is a silly place…
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Its only a model…
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What does he do, nibble your bum?
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On to Scene 37, a lovely scene with some wonderful acting.
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GET ON WITH IT!!!
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Must be a King
How can you tell?
He hasn’t got shit all over 'im. -
What do we do with witches?
BURN THEM!!!
And what do we burn apart from witches?
MORE WITCHES!!! <clonk>Wood!</clonk>
So, why do witches burn?
……Be…Because…Because theyre made of, wood?
GOOD! So how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of 'er!
Ah, but can we not also build bridges out of stone?
ah yea, forgot about that…
Tell me, does wood sink in water?
No…NO it floats! it floats! Throw 'er into the pond!
What else floats in water?
-cherries!
-churches, churches!
-gr…gravy!
-apples!
-very small rocks!
A duck!
EXactly. So, Logically…
…If she…weighs the same…as a duck…then shes made of wood?
And therefore…
….A WITCH!!! A WITCH!!! BURN HER!!!
We shall use my largest scales…Im just getting started here, you may have unleashed a monster you cannot contain :mrgreen:
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very VERY small rocks :-P (there are 2 very’s in that line)
BTW: I do float on water, and I AM a Witch :-)
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