My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 1.

Doesn’t everyone buy a DD G1?

And won’t Germany just attack from 109, or are you blocking that with the SZ109 DD - does it have magical protection?

@Curtmungus said in My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus:

I dropped to my knees and pounded the inside of my mind for the answer. After minutes of almost weeping, the image of the G40 map appeared before me as a rotating plane clear as the brightest day. I could sea the units’ valuations, the numbers, the battle calcs, all like little blue numbers floating up above the units and popping into infinity as I comprehended them. And then I suddenly knew. I stood up and with Rage and Honor declared to the blaI dropped to my knees and pounded the inside of my mind for the answer. After minutes of almost weeping, the image of the G40 map appeared before me as a rotating plane clear as the brightest day. I could sea the units’ valuations, the numbers, the battle calcs, all like little blue numbers floating up above the units and popping into infinity as I comprehended them. And then I suddenly knew. I stood up and with Rage and Honor declared to the black face of the mercilessly indifferent rock: “All subs in 110!”ck face of the mercilessly indifferent rock: “All subs in 110!”

When you are pulling that kind of beer supply, I suggest binding the 30 packs into a kind of barge that you can tow behind a kayak or canoe. The beer floats from the trapped carbonation, and the barge grows lighter as the journey continues. If you are consuming ammo and pemmican as well, you should have nothing left when you reach your destination except for a 6kg ball of polished aluminum and a 3kg ball of polished brass.

Next time y’all get together, I’d buy the beer in Seattle and tow it up the Strait of Juan de Fuca, so that the barge can be landed (grounded really) right outside the venue.

You’re welcome.

@Curtmungus you guys are describing a Skiff not a barge there is a big difference!

thanks for the story. Made my day with a few guffaws and chortles

@Curtmungus
Waiting for Part 2, Mylord, knowing I’m not worth it… * kneeling down *

Who cares.

@SS-GEN
Me.
I appreciate this kind of writing and story-telling ability.

Ok oh one.

@Curtmungus

Who the hell is this? And what have you done with the real Lord Curtmungus?

Not so much as one bolded syllable? No callings out of the nerds? No obnoxious boasts in extra large font?

What? Did the lord get castrated after his banishment by the PC-princesses?!?!

I’d challenge this impostor to a game of G40 Classic, no victory cities, no excuses, but I’m afraid he’d interpret the challenge as toxic masculinity, and go running to his safe space.

If you are truly the dark lord I will start the bidding at 27 for the Allies.

:the_horns: :the_horns: :the_horns:

@Curtmungus

Very well. I just hope Part 2 isn’t as family-friendly as Part 1.