On a related note, here’s the best (and I think only) deserted island joke that I’ve ever heard. Three guys who’ve been stuck on a deserted island for many years find an ornate corked bottle which has washed up on the beach. They uncork it and a genie appears. In gratitude for his freedom, the genie offers to grant the men three wishes in total, meaning one apiece. The first man says, “I’m sick and tired of being stranded on this miserable island. I wish that I was in Paris.” The genie waves his hand and the man is immediately transported to Paris, right next to the Eiffel Tower. Back on the island, the second man says, “I’m sick and tired of being stranded on this miserable island. I wish that I was in New York City.” The genie waves his hand and the man is immediately transported to New York City, right next to the Empire State Building. Back on the island, the third man says, “I’m lonely here all by myself. I wish that my two friends were back.”