@GeneralHandGrenade:
Actually back when it was British North America, Quebec was known as Lower Canada. Ontario was Upper Canada because they were further up the St. Lawrence River. That was back when we were burning down your capital. Fun fact; the reason it is the “White House” is because you couldn’t afford paint after we burned down the original building so all you did was whitewash the new one. The name White House stuck after that. Due to the ominous nature of the Rhode Island Navy we would never be able to pull that off now. You could paint it pretty much whatever colour you want now and there’s nothing we could do about it.
Fun Fact:
If you took all the Chinese, lined them up 4-abreast and marched them into the Pacific Ocean… it would never end… I guess that’s because there are so many Chinese, and if they knew they were marching into the Pacific Ocean they’d be wearing bathing suits, looking kinda sexy and reproducing in the back of the line…
Conversely, if you took all the Canadians, lined them up single file and marched them into Lake Eerie… it would take like the afternoon to complete. So I say… “What are we waiting for? lets get the process started in Canada!”.
I never trusted those Canadians… 3,000 miles of unprotected border… one word from the Queen of England and they would all come charging down to invade America.