It’s criminal negligence if you leave drugs or car keys out and somebody gets hurt. If you leave a firearm out its a different matter. Why? Hint Hint……The NRA will not go to bat for your misplaced keys or drugs…
a wealthy history buff commissions a painting
“i want Custer’s last thoughts on the canvas. Paint it just like you were there, reading Custer’s mind”
Several weeks later, the painting is brought before the buyer. He is shocked to see a number of naked native people in various very sexual poses. In the middle is a large fish with a halo over its’ head.
“what the hell is this?” the history buff asked?
“well, it’s like you asked - you wanted Custer’s last thoughts! I imagined it was something like:
holy mackeral - where did all of these f**king indians come from?”
there are 3 pepole who have claim to the russian thrown. one is maria from the romanv line, one is dimirti illensky(SP) (not really he doesn’t want to be czar). the thrid which i can;t find is head of one of the family depermant. i found them on wikipedia.
I cant believe it, I wake up on Thanksgiving morning, and there is 3 inches of snow on the ground!!! Then I had to peel potatoes all day, and when dinner finnaly came around, I made myself sooooo sick. :-P To top it all off, the Cowboys lost in overtime!!! Do I regret any of it? Nah. :mrgreen:
I’m in the Artillary and in front of our armory there are two inert 16 inch projectiles. If you didn’t know you would have know Idea what they are, they are so huge. If they were hollow you could fit a person inside.
But I still prefer the army to the navy and all their boats.