:lol: :-P :-P :-P
My faith in Gargantua was well placed
A would be conqueror of the world through visual terror has got to have more than 1 “bullet” to fire
Now you all know - OPEN UP THIS THREAD AT YOUR OWN RISK
Protective eyewear strongly recommended
FRIMMEL!
We need the antidote, and quickly
:lol: :-P :-P :-P
My faith in Gargantua was well placedA would be conqueror of the world through visual terror has got to have more than 1 “bullet” to fire
Now you all know - OPEN UP THIS THREAD AT YOUR OWN RISK
Protective eyewear strongly recommendedFRIMMEL!
We need the antidote, and quickly
Just scroll back up and drink Christina in again. Breath deeply and mentally pat yourself on the back for the witty thing you said to put that smile on her face. Feel her grip on your arm as she uses you to support herself while she adjusts the strap on her high heel. Breathe deeply and realize how wonderful she smells and think of all the other ways you’re going to put smiles on her face.
Make that place real in your mind and heart and know the confidence and self-mastery that James Bond knows.
And say with the stone cold calm, the terrifying calm, of the man who has been to and seen darker places than villains who want to see the world burn for their own sadistic glee visit in their most horrid nightmares, “Is that the best you got?”
Excuse me while I throw myself off of a tall building.
garg……why…
Because the internet gives me the POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.
And because I can…
:evil:
@wittmann:
I thought he was a singer, so I felt no need to go any further into it.
I use the net a lot, but it is principally for historical research.
Not to research children’s poo idols.A wise policy.
I have a policy too. That Justin Bieber photos ruin threads. What do you guys think? :P
Oh crap, I have to go bleach my eyes now…thanks a lot Gargantua!
That picture of J.B. is the visual equivalent of the unendurably bad poetry readings which the Vogons use to torture their enemies in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
Yeah…
Optical Assault. :P
that pic is just too much……
Try replacing your saline solution with hydrogen peroxide, seems to sting less than looking at it!
