Prohibition: not while I breathe you won't!

Yeah, where is the Internet-Police when you need them???

@Gargantua:

International weaker sex day.

Actually, my girlfriend was pretty strong in the sex department on that day. It certainly wasn’t weaker than any other.

thanks for the clarification thought you were a cow fan

sorry that was bad

Yes, really. So happens. We can communicate on this theme.

The problem with the joke is that most people I’ve seen on this site are adults, most of whom are married.

@Cmdr:

@dezrtfish:

@Cmdr:

Not if she was anything like me as a younger girl.

So, you started wearing panties?  Too old to go commando?

Hey, I’m married now.  No need to be seksy anymore!

Poor guy …

Yes water is useful because it has a neutral pH, and also due to its continued dissociation between hydroxyl and hydrate ions

Little bit old news, but still funny all the same. :lol:

@A:

ISSAQUAH, Washington – A man was coaxed out of his home by police
after he pulled a gun and shot his personal computer, apparently in
frustration. “We don’t know if it wouldn’t boot up or what,” Sgt. Keith Moon
said Thursday. The computer, in a home office on the second floor of the
townhouse, had four bullet holes in the hard drive and one in the monitor.
One bullet struck a filing cabinet, while another made it through a
wall and into a neighboring unit. No one was hurt. Police evacuated the
complex, contacted the 43-year-old man by telephone and got him to come
out. He was taken to a hospital for a mental evaluation.