“A Chief Petty Officer shall not drink. If he should drink, he shall not become drunk. If he should become drunk, he shall not stumble. If he should stumble, he shall not fall. If he should fall, he shall fall in such a manner as to disguise his rank, so that others will think he is an officer.”
The Navy Diver is not a fighting man, he is a salvage expert. If it is lost underwater, he finds it. If it’s sunk, he brings it up. If it’s in the way, he moves it. If he’s lucky, he will die young, 200 feet beneath the waves, for that is the closest he’ll ever get to being a hero.
My name is Master Chief Billy Sunday. There was a preacher by the same name who cleaned up Chicago of all the whoring spics, drunken wops and motherfucking niggers that was making that place unfit for decent white folks to live. The only difference between me and that old preacher is that he worked for God, and I am God!