GARGANTUA'S $200 TOURNAMENT OF EXTRA DEATH AND PAIN (TripleA Only) 2xELIMINATION

In you disappointed I am.

Death by Dice defeats Brothers in Arms

Good game boys!

Who’s next?

http://www.axisandallies.org/forums/index.php?topic=27318.0

Yes, I am disappointed in how long you are making me wait! This is a huge delay, QQ.

Didn’t you make like a no stalling rule, like 1-3 turns a week or something?

I am willing to play a game over the lobby, close it off with a password.  I do my turns fast, some people take like 10-15 minutes… lol.

Cow, which side would you say is favored, and what bid do you think would properly balance the underdog?

Axis of course. Unit count at start of the game is tight, income becomes even relatively quickly, positioning carries them to the VC win.

The axis have a wider array of strategies to choose from.

For beginners allies usually win, because the longer the game goes the better with their income advantage.

Mid tier players such as yourself might find the allies at an advantage, because it is easy to do a little bit of everything, defend russia and win.

Experienced players tend to win with axis and tend to prefer the axis over the allies, because they don’t have to play it a specific way tailored to their opponent.

I seldom see players wanting to be the allies.

In a low luck game, axis hands down. The axis have too much of an advantage for low luck games.

It’s a dice game, experienced players will find axis winning a little more than half the time. The axis is a pocket pair and the allies are ace kings. You got to be lucky here and there.

@Cow:

Mid tier players such as yourself might find the allies at an advantage, because it is easy to do a little bit of everything, defend russia and win.

Mid tier, huh. There truly is no bound to the idiotic manure that buzzes around your empty cow brain and cannot help but tumble out onto your keyboard for the rest of the world to see.  You take pride in being the village idiot, and for that, at least, you are to be commended.  You are self-aware and you are one of the lucky few that found something you are good at and you have embraced it.  You know that we are laughing at you and not with you and you relish in that fact.

Cow, you are a no tier player.  You have never won anything except the title for most posts per hour on this site between May 2012 and the present.  Your failure to take your ADHD medication on a regular basis keeps you from being able to finish any tournament or a league season. Hell, oft times you cannot even finish games that you start after running your mad cow mouth up and down this website ad nauseam.

Don’t worry folks.  He’ll disappear again soon just like he has done in the past.  He’s all moo and no beef. Just an empty cud.

New best post ever.

I am not impressed by a spring 09 silver star. Zhukov beats you every time.

Can you keep the trash talk off the boards please?  Good natured bantering is one thing, but this is rude.

@DutchmanD:

@Cow:

Mid tier players such as yourself might find the allies at an advantage, because it is easy to do a little bit of everything, defend russia and win.

Mid tier, huh. There truly is no bound to the idiotic manure that buzzes around your empty cow brain and cannot help but tumble out onto your keyboard for the rest of the world to see.  You take pride in being the village idiot, and for that, at least, you are to be commended.  You are self-aware and you are one of the lucky few that found something you are good at and you have embraced it.  You know that we are laughing at you and not with you and you relish in that fact.  Â

Cow, you are a no tier player.  You have never won anything except the title for most posts per hour on this site between May 2012 and the present.  Your failure to take your ADHD medication on a regular basis keeps you from being able to finish any tournament or a league season. Hell, oft times you cannot even finish games that you start after running your mad cow mouth up and down this website ad nauseam.Â

Don’t worry folks.  He’ll disappear again soon just like he has done in the past.  He’s all moo and no beef. Just an empty cud.

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Well said Dutchman.  He’s a good analyst but only mid-tier. :lol:  He’s not superior like me. :wink:  Play strength is only mid-tier also. :-D  He thinks waaaaay too high of himself. :roll:  Poor fella, he needs guys like us to validate himself, otherwise he wouldn’t feel the need to post so much. :cry:

@Cow:

I am not impressed by a spring 09 silver star. Zhukov beats you every time.

And where’s your titles??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

As for my rudeness.

Board games are social in nature. On triple a lobby games I do my turns quickly and usually web browse. You guys should play on the lobby, it is fun and you will see more games played out. Also you will see J1 DOW frequently. I wasn’t the first to do it, just the first to post it on the forum, with some advice. You can obviously mix some things up, like cruiser 2 bomber fighter is overkill for a bship, maybe you don’t send the cruiser. Maybe all the naval is at phil and nothing to block a FIC drop. That is a choice. Just like choosing not to declare war on J1 or J2 is a choice, except it is a bad choice and I can only be disappointed in you.

For forums, of course I am going to talk trash before the game starts. Feel my power.

I ‘feel’ your obnoxiousness.

That you share your thoughts onthe game is great and constructive.  That you belittle others and elevate yourself is petty.

I don’t know you from a hole in the wall, so maybe you’re a pretty nice guy in person.  But you sure don’t come across that way here.

Questioneer, are you still “looking for games” while you are “too busy?”

If you felt so bad about your UK1, you could have just redid it, like I said you could or stand pat and play.

I am going to bed. Let me know when you are ready to play a real game.

Jim I give more tea bags than lipton.