THE 10 COMMANDMENTS (and then some…) OF AXIS AND ALLIES GLOBAL 1940

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25. Thou shall not be without a have a strategy.
26. Thou shall not lie, cheat, steal, and thou shall not tolerate those who doeth.
27. Thou shall not watch the NFL game while playing.
28. Thou shall not let the French and Chinese players go to slumber and shirk the food and phone call duties.
29. Thou shall not be without a common goal within your team.
30. Thou shall not spill your soda on the board when you are losing.
31. Thou shall not undermine the superiority of the Western Hemisphere.
32. Thou shall not be a Terrell Owens.
33. Thou shall not be overrated.
34. Thou shall not clog up the procession of game by spending excessive amounts of time on your turn.
35. Thou shall not be OCD with the way the pieces are set up on the board.
36. Thou shall not intoxicate thyself when playing.
37. Thou shall not break any of these commandments for any reason.

32. Thou shall not be a Terrell Owens.

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@strategic:

36. Thou shall not intoxicate thyself when playing.

woahhh, wait a minute!

@special:

@strategic:

36. Thou shall not intoxicate thyself when playing.

woahhh, wait a minute!

36. Thou shall not intoxicate thyself when playing.

There…fixed. :lol: :lol:

I love your signatures(the parts about socalist) but drinking leads to bad things

@strategic:

I love your signatures(the parts about socalist) but drinking leads to bad things

mmmm…maybe…but jesus turned water to wine, not soda pop.

Strong drink in the Bible was called sikera. Wine diluted with water was called oinos. The people of the day drank oinos regularly because the water was contaminated. Jesus turned water into oinos, not sikera and the Bible always condemns strong drink, and yes, JESUSRULES!!!

The story in question can be found in John 2:1-11.  It makes no reference to either sikera or oinos, but if you wanted to argue the point, then the case could be made for the former rather than the latter, since it’s clear the Governor made mention that the best wine was kept for last referring to the wine Jesus had transformed from water.

But how long did Jesus take to turn water into wine? 5 minutes or 5 weeks?

@Emperor:

@strategic:

I love your signatures(the parts about socalist) but drinking leads to bad things

mmmm…maybe…but jesus turned water to wine, not soda pop.

Alcohol is probably the sole reason man went into agriculture in the first place.  Whether civilization is a good thing or not is debatable, but if it weren’t for fermentation, we’d probably all still be hunter-gatherers.  So, get sh*t-faced for a reason, celebrate our dominance over the lesser species in grand style! (Yes, this could also be leading to bad things, depends on your perspective…)

Grrr… I disagree about your socialist statement since much of that $3 trillion went to the BANKS to purportedly “save us all from the next Great Depression”, (i.e., look at the all the bank CEO bonuses and Morgan Stanley paying back the loans with stock PROPPED UP BY THE LOANS THEMSELVES), but let’s leave it at that, shall we?

1. Thou shall not have food or drink on the game table PERIOD!
2. Thou shall kill the daughters cat that jumped up on the game board (after 4 days of play and still not finished) while no one was home and play w/ all the pieces!

@Maddog77:

1. Thou shall not have food or drink on the game table PERIOD!
2. Thou shall kill the daughters cat that jumped up on the game board (after 4 days of play and still not finished) while no one was home and play w/ all the pieces!

Christmas kittens bring halloween horrors!!! :evil:

@questioneer:

Jesus rules!!! :-D

You forgot the ’

jesus’ rules

@Maddog77:

1. Thou shall not have food or drink on the game table PERIOD!
2. Thou shall kill the daughters cat that jumped up on the game board (after 4 days of play and still not finished) while no one was home and play w/ all the pieces!

:lol: :lol:

39. Thou shall not have thy brother on the opposite team lest we start arguing and end up throwing haymakers instead of dice!