Thats 1000 Xi :)
Here are a few good ones:
It is a felony in Alabama to cut off your arm to make people feel sorry for you and give you money in Alabama.
In Texas, it is illegal to drink an illegal drink.
In Maui county Hawaii, children must be 12 years old to play on a busy highway.
In Illinois, it is illegal to eavesdrop on your own conversation.
In Wisconsin, it is illegal to use an X-ray machine to fit shoes.
By law, the State of Alaska rarely has emergancies.
By law, Arakansas must be pronounced Ar-Kan-SAW.
It is illegal to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant in Michigan.
In Texas, Windshield wipers are required, even though Windshields are not.