Monty Python: The Funniest Joke In The World

Anyone who watched both Battle of Britain and Dunkirk understands which of the two is a better war movie

Mallery, I was suggesting that Indian innovation is superior to that of Chinas, not that it is superior to the US.

The US may have some old ghost towns, but they don’t build brand new cities on credit for a 1/4 of million people that are never inhabited.  Or the worlds largest shopping mall that is 99% unleased.  Only a centrally planned corrupt government can pull this off.

Considering I plan to live forever (or die trying!) I will see the sun go supernova!

http://www.rugbyworldcup.com/home/standings/index.html

Umm…let’s see.  Lately my friends and I have been claiming that Mike’s Hard Lemonade is what perverts and pedophiles buy to get their victims drunk.  I can’t drink the stuff…but a friend of mine was having a party, and I asked him if he was getting a keg.  He said yes, so I asked if it was going to be Mike’s Hard Lemonade.

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Well you know Southerners can’t drive, nothing that moves faster than a John Deere or a Massey Ferguson anyway :-P

That is why they are impressed with NASCAR.  :mrgreen:

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Ever hold something on a string above a cat and swing it around?  You know, where their heads just go around and around when they can’t reach it?  That’s how I envision the thousands of fans at a NASCAR event!
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you have reversed the situation falk. i dont complain about your usage of “USan”. you complain about others’ usage of “american” as referring to “those of US nationality”, and i argued with you that “american” is the accepted term, and “USan” was merely your term. i didnt complain about you using it however. use it as much as you like.

I’d like my turkey samich with BACON, a li’l Miracle Whip, a lotta Grey Poupon, lettuce, tomato 'n onion.

Gotta have the BACON to kiss any terrorists I meet. (Heh-heh!) :evil: