Let’s start with a classic to get the holiday season off to a great start…
http://aetherealforge.com/~aeon/humor/12days.shtml
Dedicated to CC, The Froodster, and all of our other listmates in The Great White North :-)
This has long been my favoritists Christmas song.
Thank you so much Switch. :cry: It is touching me in my secret place (i mean my OTHER secret place).
Had to add another classic…
http://www.adacomp.net/~mark/utils/ftpfiles.html
Santa and his old lady… about half way down :mrgreen:
Yeah, magic dust, y’know? He used ta give a little bit to da reindeer, a
little bit to Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus, a little
bit more…
Why do you hate Christmas, Switch? :roll:
I don;t hate it, at least not since I got out of retail :-D
@ncscswitch:
I don;t hate it, at least not since I got out of retail :-D
Oi, I know what you mean…
Christmas shopping makes baby Jesus cry… :cry:
I don’t hate CHRISTmas, I hate “Happy Holidays.” Bah huddlebugs and sasselphrase roots! Pick a bloody holiday and make it merry or so help me I’ll beat you with my Democracy in America book by Touqville and you’ll like it!!!
Yea i hate happy holidays too. Its totally bogus. In the late 70’s everything was Merry Christmas… then a bunch of weirdos started doing the “xmas” thing because the word ‘Christ’ was part of the word. Then Jewish people started a campaign of 2 things: 1) add the idea that on Hanukkah you get lots of presents (when that was never the idea) and 2) replace Merry Christmas with happy holidays and replace Santa with the Menorah. ( check the banks for evidence)
However, this applies to only California. I cannot comment on other states because i do not have first hand experience. I can only tell you how incrementallism changed California.
I do know in Utah ( go figure) that about 99.9999999% of that state still says “Merry Christmas” in nearly every shop because i have been in Utah.
I suspect this thing exists in New York, Florida, some parts of the south, and California.
Kwanzaa is also a California thing.
merry christmas imperious leader. :-)
Happy Holidays to All! :mrgreen:
Well, I’m not saying you have to go with CHRIST-MASS (the extra S for savings! As in Christ Saves!, no seriously, it was originally a mass held on a pagan holiday.) But if not Christ Mass then Happy Hanauka or Happy Kawanza or Happy Greed Day or Happy go Lucky or even better, Merry Getting Lucky Day! Just don’t give me the generic.
BTW, my response to Happy Holidays is “Generic Response!”
Super Solstice you guys! <i’m looking=“” at=“” you,=“” switch=“”> 8-)</i’m>
Merry Christmas! long live the empire!
Pick a bloody holiday and make it merry or so help me I’ll beat you with my Democracy in America book by Touqville and you’ll like it!!!
Fine…
Merry fracking Yule!
:evil:
@ncscswitch:
Pick a bloody holiday and make it merry or so help me I’ll beat you with my Democracy in America book by Touqville and you’ll like it!!!
Fine…
Merry fracking Yule!
:evil:
Fine, instead of Touqville, you get a log! (as in Yule Log) :evil:
Oh the joyous season … not only is Christmas coming up but my birthday is as well!
My eldest was born the day after Christmas…which really sucks for him I think.
My eldest was born the day after Christmas…which really sucks for him I think.
lol yes i would agree … mine is 9 days before christmas though so he is still worse off :mrgreen:
On the plus side, he never has to go to school on his birthday!
Angel turns the big 30 later this month…
Just before Solstice…
YES, we are having a party, in DC, with a bunch of her college mates! (I love the Connies!)
