Much respect to whoever can find the posts with monty python quotes

[Janus1]

Look, suppose we made a large wooden badger….

[saburo sakai]

No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it?

[balungaloaf]

“is that a eurpoean swallow, or an african swallow?”  “i dont know, aaahhhhhhhhh!”

[Janus1]

Look, If I went around saying I was emperor just because some moistened bitch hurled a scimitar at me, theyd put me away!

[balungaloaf]

lol  :lol:

on second thought, lets not go to camleot.

[Janus1]

It is a silly place…

[Guest]

Its only a model…

[Janus1]

What does he do, nibble your bum?

[Guest]

On to Scene 37, a lovely scene with some wonderful acting.

[Janus1]

GET ON WITH IT!!!

[Guest]

Must be a King
How can you tell?
He hasn’t got shit all over 'im.

[Janus1]

What do we do with witches?
BURN THEM!!!
And what do we burn apart from witches?
MORE WITCHES!!! <clonk>Wood!</clonk>
So, why do witches burn?
……Be…Because…Because theyre made of, wood?
GOOD! So how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of 'er!
Ah, but can we not also build bridges out of stone?
ah yea, forgot about that…
Tell me, does wood sink in water?
No…NO it floats! it floats! Throw 'er into the pond!
What else floats in water?
-cherries!
-churches, churches!
-gr…gravy!
-apples!
-very small rocks!
A duck!
EXactly. So, Logically…
…If she…weighs the same…as a duck…then shes made of wood?
And therefore…
….A WITCH!!! A WITCH!!! BURN HER!!!
We shall use my largest scales

…Im just getting started here, you may have unleashed a monster you cannot contain  :mrgreen:

[Guest]

very VERY small rocks :-P (there are 2 very’s in that line)

BTW:  I do float on water, and I AM a Witch :-)

[Janus1]

Oh snap…
you did NOT just correct my monty python quoting!

<takes off=“” glove=“”>SLAP!

BEDEMIR:  What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1:  Bread!
VILLAGER #2:  Apples!
VILLAGER #3:  Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1:  Cider!
VILLAGER #2:  Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1:  Cherries!
VILLAGER #2:  Mud!
VILLAGER #3:  Churches – churches!
VILLAGER #2:  Lead – lead!

http://www.serve.com/bonzai/monty/films/MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail

pwned!  :mrgreen:

Ha, just kidding, looking at the script, I did make a few errors, but NOT the one you said!  :evil:</takes>

[Guest]

Skip the web quotes, watch the flick :-P

TWO very’s, not 1 :-P

[Janus1]

Are you suggesting that you know the film better than I?

Not at all…If I say that it was one very, then it damn well was…go watch it yourself you yellow bastard, and take what’s coming to ya…

[Jermofoot]

@Janus1:

Are you suggesting that you know the film better than I?

Not at all…If I say that it was one very, then it damn well was…go watch it yourself you yellow bastard, and take what’s coming to ya…

Feisty, this one is…  8-)

[Guest]

THIS is the air speed velocity of an unladen swalllow…

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

[Janus1]

Feisty, this one is…  cool

:-D Nah, Ive just seen the movie so many times, Ive committed much of it to memory.  :mrgreen:

[balungaloaf]

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Stop that! Stop that!..…ha!  Bloody weather.

and winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight on into autumn,