New proof that Global Warming is a myth!

[OLver]

@Jennifer:

I prefer to reduce incoming heat.

Good luck

[balungaloaf]

go outside look up and blow, try to spread the idea.  :-D

[frimmel]

@Jennifer:

I prefer to reduce incoming heat.

And I thought I was drinking too much.

[Janus1]

ill build a device to block out the sun! springfield will be in perpetual darkness!

[Jennifer]

@Janus1:

ill build a device to block out the sun! springfield will be in perpetual darkness!

You laugh, but NASA has a plan to deploy a fine “silver” (as in color, not mineral) net beween us and the Sun effectively reducing UVA/UVB radiation to such a degree as white people won’t get sunburned anymore. :)

Betcha that would also drop our temperature by, oh, how about 20 degrees on average?

Or we could outlaw heaters, fires and any other consumption of natural resources except automobiles. :)

[Imperious Leader]

They should just move the planet farther out of our present orbit. You know like they did in Space 1999 with the moon

[Jennifer]

Actually, that’s part of the problem.  Our orbit is not standard.  We fall towards the sun and pull away over time.

[Janus1]

well then the astronomers should just get together and decide on a fixed orbit

[Janus1]

You laugh

yes, and i continue to do so

[OLver]

@Janus1:

well then the astronomers should just get together and decide on a fixed orbit

Dude you’re right!
I forgot that our world was so simple :wink:

[Janus1]

topical humor lost on anyone?

[Jennifer]

I’m all for buying up land in Alaska, then pumping Greenhouse Gases like crazy to turn it into a tropical paradise!