Yea i agree with you there, the Yak would be sweet, and the lack of russian units in D-day pissed me off. But the nebelwefer would be freaking sweet, like a towable katyusha , thier stats would probably be pretty similar too.
and a grease gunner with crack shot? have you lost all faith in the game makers?
And the A-Bomb would suck nuts, like what roll a million dice against everything on the feild? it just wouldnt add anything positive to the game.
Chuck norris? that would be pretty damn funny, but i dont think Chuck is THAT old.
but if anything i hope that they come you with more russian infanrty, like some infantry that have a DECENT close assault.
(ps: nice reference to southpark)