For the bored…

[Jermofoot]

I love it: “yes i agree, it is pointless, but thats the point.”

Ok, I’ll take a stab at things.  Keep in mind that I only know one for sure, so most are guesses (but somewhat educated - I checked your suggestions of movies to watch from another thread, although not much help there).
MK:

1. You’ve given us…
2. Clerks
3. Ghostbusters 2
4. Ernest Goes to Camp
5. Blazing Saddles
6. Stripes
7. Spinal Tap (or, howabout: “You can’t really dust for vomit, can you?”)
8. Three Men & A Baby
   M36:
9. The Princess Bride
10. The Color Purple

And now, a couple from me:

“He had sex with my momma! Why?!” or “Up with hope, down with dope!”
“Your helmet is so big…”
“She’s got more kids than the Wayans mama.”

[Zooey72]

only one I know is 8.  That is Top gun.

This one is kind of obscure and old, but I like it “the attack without mercy is always a suprise!”

Ah hell, will just spill it.  “Little Big Man”.  General Custard said that right before his big attack.

Here’s an easy one “It felt like a million voices screamed out at once, and than were silenced” (roughly the quote).

[Guest]

@Jermofoot:

6. Stripes

Actually the “Pavarati was a composer, Paganini was a Tenor” is from Hunt for Red October.

@Jermofoot:

“Your helmet is so big…”

Oh gods!  One of the best movie quote sources of all time!  SPACEBALLS!

“Snotty beamed me last night.  It was incredible”
“Oh great, a Druish Princess”

Here are some others I always liked…

1. “Get away from her you b*tch!”
2. “Who dies first?”  (this one is obscure, bonus points for knowing it)
3. “If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies!”  (another obscure one)
4. “I am serious, and don;t call me Shirley”

And the most quoatable movie of all time…
“She turned me into a newt!”
“Come back here you yellow bastard!  I’ll bite your legs off!”
“And they ate Robin’s minstrels, and there was much rejoicing.”
"With big nasty pointy teeth!  Look at the bones!

Oh, and Zooey’s is Star Wars, the original.  Obi Wan onboard the Millenium Falcon when Alderon was destroyed.

[Jermofoot]

Oh yeah…Spaceballs is the sniznittle bam snip-snap slammer (another clue for the two quoter of mine)!

Here are some others I always liked…

1. “Get away from her you b*tch!”
   No clue.
2. “Who dies first?” (this one is obscure, bonus points for knowing it)
3. “If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies!” (another obscure one)
   I swear I know these…I’ll kick myself in the butt when I see the answer.
4. “I am serious, and don;t call me Shirley”
   Airplane!
   And the most quoatable movie of all time…
   “She turned me into a newt!”
   “Come back here you yellow bastard! I’ll bite your legs off!”
   “And they ate Robin’s minstrels, and there was much rejoicing.”
   "With big nasty pointy teeth! Look at the bones!
   Monty Python’s Search for the Holy Grail.  Just bought Life of Brian the other day and thought about using a quote.

[Guest]

@Jermofoot:

I swear I know these…I’ll kick myself in the butt when I see the answer.

I’ll keep you in suspense until tomorrow… give others a chance :-P

[Janus1]

“Who dies first?”
this is definetly from more than one movie. unfair

[Yanny]

3.) Well I got the crap kicked out of me in Wisconsin once, no way!

Dogma?

[AgentOrange]

The line "Get away from her you B*tch is from Aliens.

And now one that describes this thread:
“Very good, Lewis.  Short, but pointless.”

And a few others:
“You know what?  F*ck you, man.  Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire.  Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial - Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer!”

"You know what one of the causes of short-term memory loss is, Leonard?  Venereal disease.  Maybe your cnt of a fckin’ wife sucked one too many diseased ccks and turned you into a fckin’ retard!"  (Brutal, I know.  Mods - Sorry if that last one still doesn’t cut it with the asterisks I used to censor it.  I just happen to think this is a great movie - pretty obscure, but let’s see if anyone gets it!)

“You spilled my warm cup of piss.”

“…I don’t know what happened to you, but if you ever, ever, tank another play like you did today, I’m gonna cut your nuts off, and stuff ‘em down your f*ckin’ throat!”

“Oooh, I’m really scared!  No!  Don’t!  There’s a…a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!”

“Yeah well what the hell you know about it Capone?  What’re you in for?”
“Me?  Lawyer f*cked me.  Everybody’s innocent in here, don’t you know that?”

“F*ck Martha Stewart.  She’s polishing the brass on the Titanic; it’s all goin’ down, man!”

Great thread dude!  :lol:

[Staff Sgt. Barnes]

@AgentOrange:

The line "Get away from her you B*tch is from Aliens.

And now one that describes this thread:
“Very good, Lewis.  Short, but pointless.”

And a few others:
“You know what?  F*ck you, man.  Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire.  Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial - Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer!”

"You know what one of the causes of short-term memory loss is, Leonard?  Venereal disease.  Maybe your cnt of a fckin’ wife sucked one too many diseased ccks and turned you into a fckin’ retard!"  (Brutal, I know.  Mods - Sorry if that last one still doesn’t cut it with the asterisks I used to censor it.  I just happen to think this is a great movie - pretty obscure, but let’s see if anyone gets it!)

“You spilled my warm cup of piss.”

“…I don’t know what happened to you, but if you ever, ever, tank another play like you did today, I’m gonna cut your nuts off, and stuff ‘em down your f*ckin’ throat!”

“Oooh, I’m really scared!  No!  Don’t!  There’s a…a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!”

“Yeah well what the hell you know about it Capone?  What’re you in for?”
“Me?  Lawyer f*cked me.  Everybody’s innocent in here, don’t you know that?”

“F*ck Martha Stewart.  She’s polishing the brass on the Titanic; it’s all goin’ down, man!”

Great thread dude!  :lol:

the 1st one is ghostbusters 2
the 2nd one is from dogma
the 3rd one could either be Identity or Memento
4th one, dont know
5th one is major league
6th one is willow
7th one is shawshank redemption
dont know the last one

how did i do?

[Staff Sgt. Barnes]

ok here are a few more
1.) id take pleasure in gutting you boy!
2.) They made you feel cool didnt they, man i met you, you are not cool.
3.) Your butt looks like 200 pounds of chewed bubblegum!
4.) What the F, who the F ,F, how did you two F! (F is a 4 letter word  :-P)
5.) All the hates going to burn you up kid
        It keeps me warm at night.
6.) AHHHH BEE’S, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, SAVE YOURSELF, YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!!
7.) Captin your mother would be very upset with you if she saw that!
            I thought you were my mother!
8.) The enemy can not push a button if you disable his hand!
9.) Now you all take a look at this lump of Sht and remember what it looks like, you keep your Sht wired at all times, you mess up in a fire fight and I god damn grantee you a trip out of the bush, in a body bag!
10.) Were the night stalkers, well we were going to go with the carebears, but that was taken.

wow I’m a dork
have at it

[Janus1]

Major:

1. the Rock

2. should know, but cant remember

3. sounds like Dogma, but its not exactly the same (might be a different movie, might be you just didnt get it exactly right)

4. Starship Troopers

5. oh, i really should know this

6. Blade: Trinity?

[Guest]

“She turned me into a newt!!!”

“I have enjoyed this good conversation”

[Guest]

Response for Major Koning’s post…

#5 is from Red Dawn
#8 is Starship Troopers

OK, now the answers for the ones I posted:
Yes, the one was Aliens
“Who dies first?” is from The Sword and the Sorcerer
“If you refuse…” is from Heavy Metal
“I am serious…” is of course Airplane!

The rest… well that was Monty Python Ick Den Holy Grailen! (read the subtitles…)

[Staff Sgt. Barnes]

@marine36:

“She turned me into a newt!!!”

“I have enjoyed this good conversation”

the first one is Monty Python Holy grail and the second one is The Last Samuri, i think.

the whole F uou F this deal was from boondock saints (great movie) but like you said i might have got the qoute a little wrong it has been a year since i saw the movie.

the body bag deal was Platoon (greatest nam movie ever, well maybe Apox Now is better.)

the 7th one was saving private ryan
the chewed buble gum was from full metal jacket

i think you got the rest of them right. you did great heres a gold star!

[Janus1]

ah, boondock saints. i thought you were screwing up the dogma quote from jay, at the end. i see now.

[Staff Sgt. Barnes]

ha, i never thought about how close they were. i think dogmas deal was something like this. What the F is going on here, Who the F is that, Why did you two hug my head, What the F happened to that guy! or somethig close to that.

heres one

Ahhh, Venice. (think sewer :wink:)

[Jermofoot]

Darn…didn’t answer fast enough on these before you gave the answer.

@Major:

1.) id take pleasure in gutting you boy!
2.) They made you feel cool didnt they, man i met you, you are not cool.
3.) Your butt looks like 200 pounds of chewed bubblegum!
4.) What the F, who the F ,F, how did you two F! (F is a 4 letter word  :-P)
5.) All the hates going to burn you up kid
        It keeps me warm at night.
6.) AHHHH BEE’S, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, SAVE YOURSELF, YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!!
7.) Captin your mother would be very upset with you if she saw that!
            I thought you were my mother!
8.) The enemy can not push a button if you disable his hand!
9.) Now you all take a look at this lump of Sht and remember what it looks like, you keep your Sht wired at all times, you mess up in a fire fight and I god damn grantee you a trip out of the bush, in a body bag!
10.) Were the night stalkers, well we were going to go with the carebears, but that was taken.

#6 is Tommy Boy
#7 is obvious, even though you gave the answer…
#9 thought it might be Forrest Gump, but knew it was darker…
Was #10 Blade:Trinity?

Had to Google the Heavy Metal one, switch - it wasn’t what I had in mind (although I’ve seen the movie).

Is the Venice one from TMNT?

Mine were:
Half Baked
Spaceballs (courtesy of switch)
Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

Here’s more:
“What’s it mean when there’s a skull on the bottle?”  “Good stuff!” (two characters, question & reply)
“…I keep getting older and they stay the same age.”

[AgentOrange]

“Aaahh, Venice” is from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

…and Major:  Here’s the answers to the ones you didn’t get:
“You spilled my warm cup of piss” is from The Last Boy Scout.
“F*ck Martha Stewart…” is from Fight Club.

How about these?  :-P

“You cold-blooded b*stard!  I’ll tell you what I think of it!  I’ll live to see you eat that contract!  But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach, and break your G**damn spine!”

“But like my plastic surgeon always said, ‘If you gotta go, go with a smile!’”

“Really; I live in Queens.  Did you put that together yourself Einstein?  Whaddya got a team of monkeys workin’ around the clock on this?”

“What devil or saint was ever so great as Attila whose blood…flows in these veins?”

[Staff Sgt. Barnes]

@AgentOrange:

“Aaahh, Venice” is from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

…and Major:  Here’s the answers to the ones you didn’t get:
“You spilled my warm cup of piss” is from The Last Boy Scout.
“F*ck Martha Stewart…” is from Fight Club.

How about these?  :-P

“You cold-blooded b*stard!  I’ll tell you what I think of it!  I’ll live to see you eat that contract!  But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach, and break your G**damn spine!”

“But like my plastic surgeon always said, ‘If you gotta go, go with a smile!’”

“Really; I live in Queens.  Did you put that together yourself Einstein?  Whaddya got a team of monkeys workin’ around the clock on this?”

“What devil or saint was ever so great as Attila whose blood…flows in these veins?”

the line I get older they stay the same age is from dazed and confused

the plastic surgen deal is  from batman
the i live in queens is from usual suspects (great movie by the way)

dont know the others.

ad yes, AHHh, Venice is from Indiana jones and tha last crusade

[AgentOrange]

The cold-blooded bastard line is from Running Man.
The “Attila’s blood” line is from Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

How about this one?
“It’s party time!  P-A-R-T…Why?  Because I gotta!”  :lol:

“Okay - now I’m thinkin’ of somethin’ orange… somethin’ orange… orange… you give up?  It’s an orange!”  :-P