XDAP Final… eh, i mean, Semifinal - Allweneedishank vs. TeamBoldDutch

[boldfresh]

@Cow:

Ban me.

I am the final boss.

I can’t ban you, I can only ask you to shut your big ol flappin mouth.

[boldfresh]

You sure seem to be trolling the game quite a bit.  Maybe you’ll actually learn something - tournament finals are usually pretty good.

[Gargantua]

@Cow:

Ban me.

I am the final boss.

lol that is a pretty funny quote.

Welcome to the cow level.

[gamerman01]

You have to beat the Grim Reaper (AWN) before you get a chance to fight Dracula (Cow)
(Castlevania I reference)

Or, if you prefer, you must knock out Super Macho Man before you even get to face Mike Tyson
(Mike Tyson’s PunchOut)

(btw I have defeated both Dracula and Tyson - no cheats, no emulator, no save state)  :-D

[boldfresh]

in reality it’s more like saying you have to defeat Mike Tyson in order to face Glass Joe.

[gamerman01]

So you are 2-1 vs. Glass Joe

[boldfresh]

Yes, I am 2-1 against glass joe (cow).  Soon to be 3-1.  And there is a giant ***** next to the 1.

[gamerman01]

Glass Joe was 1-99, I believe, so you are being a little harsh
Cow is at least Don Flamenco

[dutchmand]

TripleA Turn Summary for game: World War II Global 1940 2nd Edition, version: 3.7

Game History

Round: 10

Purchase Units - ANZAC
            ANZAC buy 1 destroyer and 1 infantry; Remaining resources: 0 PUs;

Combat Move - ANZAC
            1 infantry moved from Jehol to 19 Sea Zone
            1 infantry and 1 transport moved from 19 Sea Zone to 36 Sea Zone
            1 infantry moved from 36 Sea Zone to Kwangsi
            1 transport moved from 63 Sea Zone to 54 Sea Zone
            1 infantry moved from Queensland to 54 Sea Zone
            1 infantry and 1 transport moved from 54 Sea Zone to 33 Sea Zone
            1 infantry moved from 33 Sea Zone to Caroline Islands
            1 fighter moved from Queensland to 56 Sea Zone

Combat - ANZAC
            Battle in Caroline Islands
                ANZAC attack with 1 infantry
                Japanese defend with 1 aaGun, 1 airfield and 1 harbour
                ANZAC win, taking Caroline Islands from Japanese with 1 infantry remaining. Battle score for attacker is 5
                Casualties for Japanese: 1 aaGun
            Battle in Kwangsi
            Battle in 56 Sea Zone
                ANZAC attack with 1 fighter
                Japanese defend with 1 transport
                ANZAC win, taking Kwangsi from Japanese with 1 fighter remaining. Battle score for attacker is 7
                Casualties for Japanese: 1 transport

Non Combat Move - ANZAC
            1 infantry moved from New South Wales to South Australia
            1 fighter moved from 56 Sea Zone to South Australia
            3 fighters moved from Jehol to 19 Sea Zone
            3 fighters moved from 19 Sea Zone to 20 Sea Zone
            2 fighters moved from Finland to Russia
            2 aaGuns and 1 artillery moved from Queensland to South Australia
            1 fighter moved from New South Wales to Queensland

Place Units - ANZAC
            1 destroyer placed in 62 Sea Zone
            1 infantry placed in New South Wales

Turn Complete - ANZAC
            ANZAC collect 9 PUs; end with 9 PUs total

[dutchmand]

TripleA Turn Summary for game: World War II Global 1940 2nd Edition, version: 3.7

Game History

Round: 10

Combat Move - French

Non Combat Move - French
            1 infantry moved from United Kingdom to 110 Sea Zone
            1 infantry moved from United Kingdom to 110 Sea Zone
            1 infantry moved from Belgian Congo to Rhodesia
            1 fighter moved from Finland to Russia

Turn Complete - French

[dutchmand]

NOTE:
2 French inf on 1 US tnp.
2 Anz ftrs on one US AC, 1 Anz fighter on other US AC.

[boldfresh]

@Gamerman01:

Glass Joe was 1-99, I believe, so you are being a little harsh
Cow is at least Don Flamenco

1-99 is what cow’s record would be against me if we played 96 more matches.

[boldfresh]

well here we are at G11.  as dutch would say, i’m like a kid on christmas morning - waiting to see what gifts AWN is going to leave under the tree.  :-D

[boldfresh]

@Cow:

Ban me.

I am the final boss.

trying to get you banned would be the very last thing i would ever do.  i need my bumbling stumbling nemesis around.  and there will be NO EXCUSES FOR YOU when you finally lose 2 straight at our hands.

[boldfresh]

JEDI MIND TRICKS

[Gargantua]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zG4671fhbQ

Squirt!

Squirt, Squirt, Squirt,

Hardcore Squirt,

Cow Level Squirrrrrt

Squirt!

Squirt, Squirt, Squirt,

Final Boss Squirt.

No Fgn around Squirrttt

Axis and Allies squirrrrrt.

Mio Sport Squirrrt

Final match squirrrrt!

[allweneedislove]

TripleA Turn Summary for game: World War II Global 1940 2nd Edition, version: 3.7

Game History

Round: 11

Politics - Germans

Purchase Units - Germans
            Germans buy 6 artilleries, 1 fighter, 4 infantry, 4 mech_infantrys and 1 tactical_bomber; Remaining resources: 0 PUs;

Combat Move - Germans
            1 mech_infantry moved from Vologda to Urals
                  Germans take Urals from Russians
            1 armour and 2 mech_infantrys moved from Novosibirsk to Yenisey
            3 bombers and 2 mech_infantrys moved from Baltic States to Novgorod
            1 mech_infantry moved from Baltic States to Archangel
                  Germans take Archangel from Russians

Combat - Germans
            Battle in Novgorod
                Germans attack with 3 bombers and 2 mech_infantrys
                Russians defend with 1 airfield, 1 factory_minor, 1 harbour and 1 mech_infantry
                    Germans roll dice for 3 bombers and 2 mech_infantrys in Novgorod, round 2 :  2/5 hits
                    Russians roll dice for 1 mech_infantry in Novgorod, round 2 :  1/1 hits
                    1 mech_infantry owned by the Russians and 1 mech_infantry owned by the Germans lost in Novgorod
                Germans win, taking Novgorod from Russians with 3 bombers and 1 mech_infantry remaining. Battle score for attacker is 0
                Casualties for Germans: 1 mech_infantry
                Casualties for Russians: 1 mech_infantry
            Battle in Yenisey
                Germans attack with 1 armour and 2 mech_infantrys
                Americans defend with 2 fighters
                    Germans roll dice for 1 armour and 2 mech_infantrys in Yenisey, round 2 :  2/3 hits
                    Russians roll dice for 2 fighters in Yenisey, round 2 :  2/2 hits
                    2 fighters owned by the Americans and 2 mech_infantrys owned by the Germans lost in Yenisey
                Germans win, taking Yenisey from Russians with 1 armour remaining. Battle score for attacker is 12
                Casualties for Germans: 2 mech_infantrys
                Casualties for Americans: 2 fighters

Non Combat Move - Germans
            1 infantry moved from Samara to Vologda
            1 infantry moved from Tambov to Samara
            1 artillery and 1 infantry moved from Belarus to Bryansk
            3 artilleries moved from Volgograd to Tambov
            3 artilleries moved from Ukraine to Bryansk
            5 mech_infantrys moved from Baltic States to Bryansk
            10 mech_infantrys moved from Germany to Eastern Poland
            5 mech_infantrys moved from Western Germany to Poland
            3 bombers moved from Novgorod to Western Germany
            2 artilleries and 4 infantry moved from Western Germany to France
            2 fighters and 3 tactical_bombers moved from Baltic States to Western Germany
            1 fighter and 1 tactical_bomber moved from Bryansk to Germany
            1 tactical_bomber moved from Bryansk to Germany
            1 mech_infantry moved from Syria to Egypt

Place Units - Germans
            3 infantry placed in France
            3 artilleries placed in Volgograd
            3 artilleries placed in Ukraine
            1 fighter, 1 infantry, 4 mech_infantrys and 1 tactical_bomber placed in Germany

Turn Complete - Germans
            Germans collect 58 PUs; end with 58 PUs total
            Trigger Germans 4 Presence In Egypt: Germans met a national objective for an additional 5 PUs; end with 63 PUs
            Objective Germans 3 Control Caucasus: Germans met a national objective for an additional 5 PUs; end with 68 PUs
            Objective Germans 2 Control Novgorod Or Volgograd Or Russia: Germans met a national objective for an additional 10 PUs; end with 78 PUs

Territory Summary for Germans :

Yenisey : 1 flag, 1 armour
    Gibraltar : 1 artillery and 3 infantry
    Egypt : 1 mech_infantry
    Southern France : 1 flag, 1 factory_minor and 1 harbour
    France : 1 flag, 1 airfield, 2 artilleries, 1 factory_minor and 10 infantry
    Western Germany : 2 aaGuns, 1 airfield, 3 bombers, 1 factory_major, 3 fighters, 1 harbour and 3 tactical_bombers
    Poland : 5 mech_infantrys
    Germany : 1 factory_major, 2 fighters, 1 infantry, 4 mech_infantrys and 3 tactical_bombers
    Denmark : 1 aaGun and 7 infantry
    Belarus : 1 flag
    Baltic States : 1 flag
    Bryansk : 1 flag, 9 armour, 20 artilleries, 20 infantry, 35 mech_infantrys and 4 tactical_bombers
    Rostov : 1 flag
    Urals : 1 flag, 1 mech_infantry
    Archangel : 1 flag, 1 mech_infantry
    Eastern Poland : 1 flag, 10 mech_infantrys
    Tambov : 1 flag, 3 artilleries
    Ukraine : 1 flag, 3 artilleries and 1 factory_minor
    Western Ukraine : 1 flag
    Vologda : 1 flag, 1 infantry
    Volgograd : 1 flag, 3 artilleries and 1 factory_minor
    Novgorod : 1 flag, 1 airfield, 1 factory_minor, 1 harbour and 1 mech_infantry
    Smolensk : 1 flag, 1 infantry
    Samara : 1 flag, 1 infantry
    113 Sea Zone : 2 submarines
    Switzerland : 1 flag
    Bulgaria : 1 flag
    Yugoslavia : 1 flag

Production/PUs Summary :

Germans : 58 / 78
    Russians : 13 / 55
    Japanese : 55 / 67
    Americans : 69 / 90
    Chinese : 9 / 9
    British : 29 / 31
    UK_Pacific : 0 / 0
    Italians : 31 / 45
    ANZAC : 9 / 9
    French : 6 / 0
    Dutch : 0 / 0
    Mongolians : 0 / 0
    Neutral_Axis : 0 / 0
    Neutral_Allies : 0 / 0
    Neutral_True : 4 / 0

[Cow]

Hey, Veqryn I think the hank’s team will win the game. He will probably take central mongolia and kiangsi if he attacks the naval so there is no chance of a massive air surge to defend russia if he loses the naval battle. The axis got Russia at ridiculously good odds.

So get ready for a new challenger.

[Guest]

@Gargantua:

@Cow:

Ban me.

I am the final boss.

lol that is a pretty funny quote.

Welcome to the cow level.

And to think all you need is Jen’s leg and Gamerman’s book of extensive knowledge to create the portal.

[boldfresh]

@Cow:

Hey, Veqryn I think the hank’s team will win the game. He will probably take central mongolia and kiangsi if he attacks the naval so there is no chance of a massive air surge to defend russia if he loses the naval battle. The axis got Russia at ridiculously good odds.

So get ready for a new challenger.

Keep praying cow it seems to be working.  Lol