X-DAP FINAL - Dairy(Qyrn?) vs. TeamBoldDutch - Game 1

[dutchmand]

Mongolia:  Yea, we already cover that exact same issue last game.  Mooshits is a little slow….

[boldfresh]

your sikang stack of russians is going to die.  i think we will roll it on the forum just to be safe.  :wink:  this is the type of battle you GIGANTICALLY and consistently diced us on in the first game.  can you do it again!

[boldfresh]

@Boldfresh:

your sikang stack of russians is going to die.  i think we will roll it on the forum just to be safe.   :wink:  this is the type of battle you GIGANTICALLY and consistently diced us on in the first game.  can you do it again!

and NO, you may not do a noncombat edit.

[boldfresh]

cow, in case you are wondering why we never attacked your fleet in the med… remember last game?  :lol:  not again… NEVER again.

last time i checked, there was no victory city on the water.

[Cow]

Mongolia only goes instant Russian if Japan attacks a Russian territory next to Mongolia.

Ah so if he attacks a china territory with a russia unit then it just becomes pro allies, OK.

[Cow]

I do not accept forums rolls because admins can edit them.

[Cow]

You can do many attacks, all of which decides who wins and loses should the dice swing one way or the other.

Pick one. Have fun.

[Cow]

You can say what you want. Sorry you are small dick losers stuck on a computer playing axis and allies all day memorizing all the rules. Do I give a shit? No. I am just here to roll some dice, hope to get lucky so I can laugh as you bitch about it.

You can stare at the map all day, it will not change the outcome. Your definition of posting soon is 5 hours plus, which is why I have never once waited for you to post. I just log on when it is convenient and do my shit.

You see I put way less effort into winning my games and I still win more games than you. I am still going to win this game. You are still going to whine about luck. You are still going to invest hours staring at the map only to find your dick is small and you lost.

[Cow]

That concludes my smack talk.

You guys can resume your 2 page long rants that I do not read.

[boldfresh]

Haha someones a little riled up!  I totally believe u when you say u spend no time learning the rules or taking your turns…  it really shows.  You have made several GIANT blunders… like stacking sikang with all expensive russian units  :lol:

Its ok cow it will be over soon just relax.

[Cow]

Last time I checked fighters were worth more than mech. Do it. Go attack.

[boldfresh]

@Cow:

Last time I checked fighters were worth more than mech. Do it. Go attack.

what’s your OOL

[Cow]

Russian fighter last.

[Cow]

Roll the dice then ask me a stupid question like that. I will probably lose the bomber first, it is a free unit, unless I see a bunch of misses then yes I will keep it.

[boldfresh]

you must be so excited to finally see some big dice!!!  :wink:

[Cow]

You roll about 4 under average and I will keep the bomber for the first round. Russian fighter is last.

[Cow]

As long as I see Japan miss a bunch of 3s and 4s, I am happy. Payback for Turkey.

[boldfresh]

everyone wants to talk about turkey - but turkey had a follow up.  the attack was just to soften you up.  :wink:

[Cow]

Keep trolling. You got Iraq sooner, be happy with that.

[Cow]

Where are the dice rolls? You got time to troll but not time to play.