Which movie sequel was the WORST?

[LHoffman]

@Imperious:

BY far the worst ST sequel was the one where LT. Uhura did her thunder thigh dance on the hilltop for Dr. McCoy.

That old woman doing that with her gigantic python looking thigh’s would make anybody gag. I think it was one of the last sequels, not sure which one. I think that was the worst moment in any movie.

ST V: The Final Frontier

She was doing it to entice the presumably female-starved guards in Sybok’s army into a trap so Kirk and Co. could get into the city and rescue the “hostages”.

More than you wanted or needed to know I am sure… but there it is.

[Gargantua]

LOL…

I had forgotten about the Uhura dance…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxk1BSQo8bg

But YOU have forgotten this!

Not exactly my flavour… but not bad!

[General Veers]

@Flashman:

Watch ALL Plinkett reviews before reaching conclusions on SW & ST.

Plinkett’s reviews are all must-watch, and you have to start with the ST ones to adapt to his style. Also never thought I would see a Plinkett reference even on a miscellaneous A&A board.

Also while it’s not a complete disaster Godfather III deserves mention since it was such a disappointment compared to predecessors (yes, even more than the SW prequels, the trilogy had already lost steam by the end of Jedi).

[Imperious Leader]

The Uhura dance I’m talking about was when she tried that at 60 years and gained 50 pounds, except for some reason managed to work muscle on her thighs and everywhere else is flab.

[Young Grasshopper]

Any sequel that followed “Highlander” after the first one.

[johnnymarr]

Caddyshack 2
Blues Brothers 2000
Indiana Jones-Kingdom of Crystal Skulls
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry met Lloyd

[Flashman]

Forgot Exorcist II: Heretic

Regularly voted the worst movie ever made.

[Cow]

I actually liked the Alien and Starwars movies.

[Noll]

The worst sequel ever?

Gargantua returns: chronicles of a troll.

It doesn’t have the same flavour of the first movie: “Gargantua the Flamestarter”

[Jermofoot]

@Gargantua:

LOL…

I had forgotten about the Uhura dance…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxk1BSQo8bg

But YOU have forgotten this!

Not exactly my flavour… but not bad!

Yeah…I’m gonna say she’s smoking there.  I don’t know what IL is talking about though, I don’t remember seeing it.

[Jermofoot]

Ok, saw the clip.  How can you really tell anything from that?  All I can see are her legs, which are fine.

What kind of supermodels are you banging, IL?

[Gargantua]

@Jermofoot:

Ok, saw the clip.  How can you really tell anything from that?  All I can see are her legs, which are fine.

What kind of supermodels are you banging, IL?

He has his pick!

[Axisplaya]

Isn’t there a rule or a law against posting such atrocious pictures ?

I feel like i should sue your ass Garg for that last pic…

[frimmel]

@Axisplaya:

Isn’t there a rule or a law against posting such atrocious pictures ?

I feel like i should sue your ass Garg for that last pic…

I think we should make him and IL double date them. 2 each. :mrgreen:

[Imperious Leader]

There should be a rule about posting that.

[ABWorsham4]

I now need to put an ice pick into my temple to get rid of that picture.

[General Veers]

Final Frontier is lousy, but not nearly as unconscionable as Nemesis. At least it gave us the ultimate ego trip of Shatner directing a film in which Kirk takes on God.

“What does God need with a starship?”

Nemesis ruined any chance of the TNG crew making another movie and put the franchise on life support.

[ABWorsham4]

@empireman:

Star Wars 7, already know its gonna be horrible….

Do you believe that Disney will look at some of Lucas’ failures in the newest three films and not follow in those errors?
I hope for a good new series.

[frimmel]

@ABWorsham:

@empireman:

Star Wars 7, already know its gonna be horrible….

Do you believe that Disney will look at some of Lucas’ failures in the newest three films and not follow in those errors?
I hope for a good new series.

JJ is a hack. He is a barely competent purveyor of product cinema. His films are consistently underwhelming. He is however a terrific marketer and generates lots and lots of hype. Hype puts asses in seats. Hype makes people think things were better than they were to justify how much they bought into the hype.

Here’s a line from a review on the new Trek film which has released abroad already,

Link to review. Spoilers.

******Spoiler warning. ******

"That Into Darkness still has a tendency to warp its own logic is also a problem. While plot-holes can be forgiven when Abrams is hurtling his audience through space at breakneck speed, the final act descends into the sort of fan-service that throws the arbitrary nature of certain narrative decisions into much harsher relief. "

Really, doesn’t give me high hopes for Episode 7. Maybe that’s just Orci and Kurtzman who won’t be writing Episode 7. Judging from JJ’s Trek pics he does seem to have a good idea what makes for a good Star Wars movie. I really hope I’m wrong and JJ excels at Star Wars and that keeps him in a galaxy far far away from Star Trek.

[Flashman]

I wanted a Star Wars 7 where Luke turns back to the Darkside, start talking in a British accent and builds a new Evil Empire.

With Disney it’ll probably be more like Episode 1.