This story brings out my charitable side. I would like to assume the burden of storing these pieces free of charge to all parties involved. I would be willing to provide safe storage of these pieces indefinitely. If need be I would even cover the financial cost, of having the proper documentation drawn up, to tranfer ownership to me. In his advanced years the owner shouldn’t have to deal with the strain of fighting the government. My charitable act would also save the German tax payers money.
Emperor's lock of hair anyone?
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my….eyes…there burning! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE GARG?!
Congratulate me for weaponizing pixels into internet tear gas!
Its…working…my EYES ARE STILL BURNING!
@wittmann:
You deserve the Nobel prize for Peace, for inventing the ultimate deterrent to war: that picture. Who would risk war knowing images of that could be flashed before your eyes at any minute?
No one would want that. ever. He just solved how to stop war.
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my….eyes…there burning! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE GARG?!
Congratulate me for weaponizing pixels into internet tear gas!
This can’t be unseen.
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You have scared me.
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…… my life is ruined by that picture…
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It needs to be taken down!
Garg, were you the one who posted it?(I’m NOT scrolling down to check!)
It’s cyber-terrorism! :lol:
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TAKE IT DOWN!!!
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Ahhh……
Puts his feet up on his desk
The price of victory - is never cheap. :P
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@wittmann:
As an aside, the BBC has pointed out a lock of Justin Bieber’s hair sold for �25000 on eBay in 2011.
Who the hell is he?
Actually, I do not want, or need, to know.Too bad. Gargantua at your service!
Now you know it’s a mistake to bring up Justin Bieber
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my….eyes…there burning! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE GARG?!
Congratulate me for weaponizing pixels into internet tear gas!
We can only hope North Korea doesn’t get a hold of this.
@wittmann:
You deserve the Nobel prize for Peace, for inventing the ultimate deterrent to war: that picture. Who would risk war knowing images of that could be flashed before your eyes at any minute?
You have become Death, the destroyer of my ability to sleep at night.
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my….eyes…there burning! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE GARG?!
Congratulate me for weaponizing pixels into internet tear gas!
We can only hope North Korea doesn’t get a hold of this.
@wittmann:
You deserve the Nobel prize for Peace, for inventing the ultimate deterrent to war: that picture. Who would risk war knowing images of that could be flashed before your eyes at any minute?
You have become Death, the destroyer of my ability to sleep at night.
This is True
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You have become Death, the destroyer of my ability to sleep at night.
My personal conquest of the internet has begun… ;)
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Thank goodness he didn’t post a picture of an army of goose-stepping Justin Biebers wearing only underwear!!!
Garg if you get your hands on that, you should be able to complete said conquest.
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Thank goodness he didn’t post a picture of an army of goose-stepping Justin Biebers wearing only underwear!!!
Garg if you get your hands on that, you should be able to complete said conquest.
Noooooo! Must get the image out of my head!
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Just couldn’t ignore this one, could I?
Nooooooo.
I just had to know why a thread about a lock of hair had gotten to three pages.
Couldn’t just leave it alone.
Here this should help with the horrible mental images this thread has produced.
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Ahhhhhh
TherapyWe have found one of the antidotes for Bieber internet warfare….
But what will the sick, twisted mind of Gargantua come up with for a counter?
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Ahhhhhh
TherapyWe have found one of the antidotes for Bieber internet warfare….
But what will the sick, twisted mind of Gargantua come up with for a counter?
That’s a question best not asked again…
Agreed? :P
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Ahhhhhh
TherapyWe have found one of the antidotes for Bieber internet warfare….
But what will the sick, twisted mind of Gargantua come up with for a counter?
DONT TEMPT HIM TO POST MORE
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:lol: :-P :-P :-P
My faith in Gargantua was well placedA would be conqueror of the world through visual terror has got to have more than 1 “bullet” to fire
Now you all know - OPEN UP THIS THREAD AT YOUR OWN RISK
Protective eyewear strongly recommendedFRIMMEL!
We need the antidote, and quickly -
:lol: :-P :-P :-P
My faith in Gargantua was well placedA would be conqueror of the world through visual terror has got to have more than 1 “bullet” to fire
Now you all know - OPEN UP THIS THREAD AT YOUR OWN RISK
Protective eyewear strongly recommendedFRIMMEL!
We need the antidote, and quicklyJust scroll back up and drink Christina in again. Breath deeply and mentally pat yourself on the back for the witty thing you said to put that smile on her face. Feel her grip on your arm as she uses you to support herself while she adjusts the strap on her high heel. Breathe deeply and realize how wonderful she smells and think of all the other ways you’re going to put smiles on her face.
Make that place real in your mind and heart and know the confidence and self-mastery that James Bond knows.
And say with the stone cold calm, the terrifying calm, of the man who has been to and seen darker places than villains who want to see the world burn for their own sadistic glee visit in their most horrid nightmares, “Is that the best you got?”
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