Cow X-DAP-5 postmortem

[boldfresh]

@JWW:

you guys created a thread so you can continue your verbal sparring? wow

Oh yeah  :lol:

[Last Jack]

The game thread was not enough  :lol:

[Veqryn]

the patient is still alive, so i disagree with this thread’s title

[boldfresh]

@Veqryn:

the patient is still alive, so i disagree with this thread’s title

is a patient that can only survive with life support REALLY alive?  :lol:

[boldfresh]

i will state what you cannot yet bring yourself to say cow.  you lost the game when you did not attack calcutta on J4.  and what stings so much is that the dice would have handed the game to you if you had continued with the aggression you had shown to that point.  instead that luck was wasted on the chinese and you will never sniff calcutta again.

the only question in my mind is…  WHY DID YOU EVER STEP OFF THE COLE TRAIN!!!  it was gonna get you there!

[boldfresh]

given that there appear to be huge blind spots in your knowledge of this game, i guess i’m willing to accept that you MAY NOT KNOW yet that you are a dead man walking.  well, you will know soon enough.

[Cow]

Good luck. You barely have an income advantage, but you lose a net of 40+ ipc of dudes every round.

[Cow]

All your bases are belong to me.

Siberia will be ours. Volgograd will be ours. Caucasus will be ours. Russia will be ours. India will be ours. The pacific will be won by Japan.

[boldfresh]

ah so are you saying you would like to play to ultimate victory - until the last man standing?

[boldfresh]

cow, your actions betray your words.  it if was actually that easy we’d already have an italy post.  instead it will probably take a few days for you to post italy, which only has 36 units on the entire board and 4 of those are buildings.  :lol:

[boldfresh]

i have to let you in on a little secret cow.  we are just fattening japan up for the kill.  it would have been no fun to stifle you from the get go and have you go out with a whimper.  this way, you know, you get to have some hope for a while.

[boldfresh]

i can smell cow’s brain starting to overheat with the pressure.  cervelle de veau is a delicacy i had only once… can’t say i recommend it.

[boldfresh]

i DO like kobe beef, which is what i plan to be enjoying for the rest of this game.

[Last Jack]

boldfresh you are relentless! If your play is one tenth as good as your ability to post (often humorous) barbs then Cow may have some problems.

[boldfresh]

@Last:

boldfresh you are relentless! If your play is one tenth as good as your ability to post (often humorous) barbs then Cow may have some problems.

i will out cow-smack cow until the cows come home.

[Last Jack]

@Boldfresh:

i will out cow-smack cow until the cows come home.

:-)

[boldfresh]

fortress calcutta.  fortress moscow.  fortress z98.  fortress syria.  fortress london. fortress z91.

everywhere you look you are STONEWALLED cow.  i just want to year you say it…  you should have attacked calcutta on J4.  that would have been your crowning achievement and a game winner…  take out fortress calcutta on J4 after mowing down everything else in your path.  THAT would have been legendary.  instead we are going to bleed you dry from now until you go down in a blaze of glory (at least do that for me please, don’t go out with a whimper, go out with a bang!).

[Cow]

calcutta is dead. there is no way you can protect that.

[boldfresh]

@Cow:

calcutta is dead. there is no way you can protect that.

come get it big boy.  and while you’re at it, tell me that it will be too late by the time you DO take calcutta.

[boldfresh]

cow we need more post game analysis. How in the hell did you manage to lose after the best dice I’ve ever seen???