XDAP-03: Dairyqryn VS Unterhund 505/47

[U-505]

@Cow:

In order to have a bid both parties have to agree to bid down.

I decided on my own that I don’t care which side I get, bid or no bid.

I would have bid down to 0 for the allies anyway. Hell I’d even do -1 to -5 (remove a USA aa gun).

That is how bad I wanted the allies. Your axis play is no good. :P

I think you are overestimating the usefulness of that bomber. But, if you want to give us the Axis and 3 bid PU’s, we’ll take the Axis if our partners agree to it.

@Cow:

You should be happy that we got the axis.

I’d take a russian bomber over a british inf anyday. Stops germany from holding baltic states round 2. So good.

That’s not the point. I typically take a 6+ PU bid in Alpha 3 and build a UK sub in sz91 for counterattack possibilities against exposed German navy or as an added threat to the Italian navy. The bomber doesn’t make up for that in my opinion. If you don’t want to go for my suggestion that you give us the Axis+3, I’ll go for trading the bomber for a 12 PU Allied bid. What do you say?

[Cow]

I think you are overestimating the usefulness of that bomber. But, if you want to give us the Axis and 3 bid PU’s, we’ll take the Axis if our partners agree to it.

Why would we give the axis 3 ipc to be the allies? Are you stupid?

OOO SUB IN SZ 91 IS SUPER SCARY.  OMG IMA LOSE MY BSHIP WHICH ALWAYS DIES ANYWAY  ZOMG CALL THE AMBERLAMPS.

[djensen]

Chill out there Cow. No need for insults.

[Cow]

Your sub placement is terrible and it is terribad. Let me guess it is supposed to stop sea lion? PFFT.

LET ME GUESS you trying to merge your fleet in sz 92 on me. what you think this is? We take southern france nigga. ITALY JACK YO SHIZ UP. You either get down or lay down sucka.

BEST TAKE YOU SHIPS OUT THE MED SON AND SAIL IT TO INDIA. DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM JAPAN.

YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW SUCKA.

[djensen]

Cow, if it wan’t clear, that was a warning. Smack talk is fine but you’re starting to cross the line.

[Cow]

Best take your bomber and be happy. This ain’t no negotiation.

[Cow]

Are you unhappy that I rolled the dice? I am not a moderator, I can’t delete posts here. If you wanted someone super official to roll for teams like love or garg, then say so baby.

We can roll all day for teams, best out of 3 best out of 7. I don’t care. How many rolls you need?

See I don’t care which side I get. I just take the results of the die… BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN THE DICE.

The dice say I am supposed to play axis. Maybe we roll 7 times and the dice will change its mind. I DIGGGITY DOUBT IT.

[Cow]

I just don’t like people that make excuses to stall out a game.

See I make the japan playbook for you all. Of course you scared. I am going to drop a VC win up in here. Pacific win is what I do. ALL DAY.

Of course you don’t want to see round 7 or round 8 or round 9. That is when you lose.

[djensen]

Less talk, more rock. By rock, I mean playing the game.

[boldfresh]

Russian bomber is mandatory per tournament rules.  bid from there for sides or flip for it.

[U-505]

@Cow:

I think you are overestimating the usefulness of that bomber. But, if you want to give us the Axis and 3 bid PU’s, we’ll take the Axis if our partners agree to it.

Why would we give the axis 3 ipc to be the allies? Are you stupid?

You said in an earlier post that you were willing to go a low as Allies-5. Axis+3 is pretty much the same thing since a negative bid is usually prohibited in most tournaments.

@Cow:

Your sub placement is terrible and it is terribad. Let me guess it is supposed to stop sea lion? PFFT.

LET ME GUESS you trying to merge your fleet in sz 92 on me. what you think this is? We take southern france �����. ITALY JACK YO SHIZ UP. You either get down or lay down sucka.

BEST TAKE YOU SHIPS OUT THE MED SON AND SAIL IT TO INDIA. DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM JAPAN.

YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW SUCKA.

@Cow:

Are you unhappy that I rolled the dice? I am not a moderator, I can’t delete posts here. If you wanted someone super official to roll for teams like love or garg, then say so baby.

We can roll all day for teams, best out of 3 best out of 7. I don’t care. How many rolls you need?

See I don’t care which side I get. I just take the results of the die… BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN THE DICE.

The dice say I am supposed to play axis. Maybe we roll 7 times and the dice will change its mind. I DIGGGITY DOUBT IT.

You amuse me. Like a clown.

@Cow:

I just don’t like people that make excuses to stall out a game.

See I make the japan playbook for you all. Of course you scared. I am going to drop a VC win up in here. Pacific win is what I do. ALL DAY.

Of course you don’t want to see round 7 or round 8 or round 9. That is when you lose.

I will play as quickly as I am comfortable doing so. If that upsets you, get a hobby to occupy your downtime.

[Cow]

Veqryn is germany. He was curious about what adjustments I would make in light of the Russian bomber.

Knowing Veqryn he probably wants the opener with the most options.

scramble orders?

g1standardmod.tsvg

[U-505]

Is this the real game? I don’t see a Russian bomber. And why are you asking for scramble orders when it’s Veqryn’s move?

scramble 1 fig to sz111

[djensen]

Please use david.jensen {at] axisandallies [dot} org for the dice rolls.

[U-505]

I’ve got work I’ve been neglecting. I’ll try to be back later tonight.

[boldfresh]

y’all are playing 2nd edition rules right?

also, moocow keeps saying that poland is not supposed to contact sea zone 115.  is that true veqryn?

[Cow]

shit forgot to -1 inf egypt and +1 bomber russia.

[Cow]

in 2nd edition poland does not touch 115 like in 1st edition.

g1standardmod2.tsvg

[Cow]

Emails and the -1 inf and +1 bomber has been added.

Nothing changed scramble orders? still waiting.

[Veqryn]

Test summary from TripleA, engine version: 1.6.1.2, time: 13:50:08