XDAP-03 Cannibalized by Fluff v. The Final Draft


  • Hey, I just met you
    And this is crazy
    I just took bath salts
    Your face looks tasty!

  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10

    @satinpurplefender:

    Hey, I just met you
    And this is crazy
    I just took bath salts
    Your face looks tasty!

    Here’s my numba!
    I give out scabies!


  • @Gargantua:

    POST
    POST
    POST
    POST
    BATH SALTS
    POST!

    It’s only been 12 hours. Besides, I’m not the one who was going crazy on the bath salts, or the one who said he’d post tonight when what he really meant was 3 days later.

  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10

    3 days later WAS the same night for me. :)


  • You will come to learn that Gargantua time is like Windows time. haha

    It’s part of his psych-out game. ;)


  • TripleA Turn Summary for game: World War II Global 1940 Alpha 3 Final, version: 3.3

    Game History

    Round :2

    Purchase Units - Germans
                Germans buy 2 armour, 1 destroyer, 10 mech_infantrys and 1 submarine; Remaining resources: 0 PUs;

    Combat Move - Germans
                5 infantry moved from Bulgaria to Greece
                3 armour moved from Romania to Greece
                2 bombers, 1 fighter and 1 tactical_bomber moved from Western Germany to 96 Sea Zone
                1 fighter and 1 tactical_bomber moved from Western Germany to Greece
                1 armour and 2 mech_infantrys moved from France to Holland Belgium
                1 armour and 2 mech_infantrys moved from France to Normandy Bordeaux

    Combat - Germans
                Battle in Holland Belgium
                    Germans attack with 1 armour and 2 mech_infantrys
                    French defend with 1 infantry
                    Germans win, taking Holland Belgium from French with 1 armour and 2 mech_infantrys remaining. Battle score for attacker is 3
                    Casualties for French: 1 infantry
                Battle in Normandy Bordeaux
                    Germans attack with 1 armour and 2 mech_infantrys
                    French defend with 1 artillery, 1 factory_minor and 1 harbour
                    Germans win, taking Normandy Bordeaux from French with 1 armour and 1 mech_infantry remaining. Battle score for attacker is 0
                    Casualties for Germans: 1 mech_infantry
                    Casualties for French: 1 artillery
                Battle in 96 Sea Zone
                    Germans attack with 2 bombers, 1 fighter and 1 tactical_bomber
                    British defend with 1 cruiser
                    Germans win with 2 bombers, 1 fighter and 1 tactical_bomber remaining. Battle score for attacker is 12
                    Casualties for British: 1 cruiser
                Battle in Greece
                    Germans attack with 3 armour, 1 fighter, 5 infantry and 1 tactical_bomber
                    Neutral_Allies defend with 4 infantry
                    Germans win, taking Greece from Neutral_Allies with 3 armour, 1 fighter, 3 infantry and 1 tactical_bomber remaining. Battle score for attacker is 6
                    Casualties for Neutral_Allies: 4 infantry
                    Casualties for Germans: 2 infantry

    Non Combat Move - Germans
                1 fighter and 1 tactical_bomber moved from Greece to Southern Italy
                1 fighter and 1 tactical_bomber moved from 96 Sea Zone to Southern Italy
                2 bombers moved from 96 Sea Zone to Western Germany
                3 artilleries and 1 infantry moved from France to Western Germany
                4 infantry moved from Norway to Finland
                1 fighter moved from 112 Sea Zone to Southern Italy
                1 fighter moved from 112 Sea Zone to Western Germany
                1 carrier, 1 cruiser and 3 transports moved from 112 Sea Zone to 113 Sea Zone
                1 aaGun moved from Germany to Slovakia Hungary
                4 armour moved from France to Northern Italy

    Place Units - Germans
                2 armour and 8 mech_infantrys placed in Germany
                1 destroyer and 1 submarine placed in 113 Sea Zone
                2 mech_infantrys placed in Western Germany

    Turn Complete - Germans
                Germans collect 41 PUs; end with 41 PUs total
                Trigger Germans 5 Swedish Iron Ore: Germans met a national objective for an additional 5 PUs; end with 46 PUs
                Objective Germans 1 Trade with Russia: Germans met a national objective for an additional 5 PUs; end with 51 PUs


  • After all the Germans have lost already to keep the Italian fleet afloat, I will be very sad if they don’t last until their next turn  :|


  • Then again, I guess they only lost two planes  :lol:

  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10

    Tonight. 11pm PST.


  • I gave up the bath salts…

    SHOWER PEPPERS NEXT!!


  • @Gargantua:

    Tonight. 11pm PST.

    Where have I heard this before?
    The kiss of death
    Prepare for BATH SALT FACE EATING!


  • I wonder if Garg lives on Jupiter. I need to look up what time it is on Jupiter right now  :wink:


  • He lives somewhere much worse than Jupiter…Canada.


  • I also live in Canada dumb@ss!
    I can assure you, it is a far better country to live in than the US!


  • I will bath salt your face……CANADIAN STYLE!


  • Canadian style? Is that where you go crazy on bath salts then blame American capitalism?


  • Nope! that’s where we go crazy on bath salts and win the war of 1812 all over again, only this time, instead of burning the White House down, we eat it’s face!


  • Although, I will personally de-Canadianize Garg and feed him to you, should he not make his move shortly!


  • @Enigmatic_Decay:

    I can assure you, it is a far better country to live in than the US!

    Wrong!!! The US has better food and better sports. What do you have? Fries with vinegar and that sport (what’s it called?) with the giant rock and brooms?


  • better sports? Hell no! Baseball is boring, American Football is stupid and should not even be called football, and don’t even get me started on Nascar. Hockey is better than all three combined. (truth be told I’m more of a European sports fan Soccer, Rugby etc.)

    And food? you do have better food but it’s much worse for you! Ordering a large anything is like asking for a Flinstone burger/ heart attack in a box. Too bad you don’t have free health care…… eating that crap you sure could use it! Another bonus of living up here!

    Oh and lets not forget about our foreign policy or worldly image! Though I love Barack, you sure do have a lot of ridiculous politicians. We don’t have to deal with idiots like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUSZZ-4yILk

    ENOUGH SAID!

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