@Curtmungus your honor of being more famous than me is quite deserved. I salute you.
Would you date Gargantua?
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Following this awesome topic:
http://www.axisandallies.org/forums/index.php?topic=28198.0This one had to be made.
Would you date Gargantua? Why would you? Why not then?
If you were a woman? A man? Both? -
Hell, I wouldn’t even date his sister. Could you imagine Gargantua as your brother-in-law? :evil:
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Mwahahaha,
What a great topic. I look forward to the responses LOL…
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Maybe.
But I am not gay.
So: No.
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Good point Hoff… I supposed the assumption (if you were a woman) must be added to the question. :)
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If the gender roles were somehow reversed for one of us, I wouldn’t mind as much. I kind of enjoy the caustic nature, but that’s partly cause I am known for being a people person, and getting along with Garg’s personality is more of a challenge for me than something to be irritated at… I have to watch that. It can backfire.
GG
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Only if I had a written guarantee he would stop being mean to everyone in the whole wide world and if he gave up hunting and became a vegetarian like me.
If we married we would have to have our own space(wing maybe) in the house and he could never visit my bedchamber. Then yes. -
Good point Hoff… I supposed the assumption (if you were a woman) must be added to the question. :)
Yes. I will clarify my gender: I am not a woman.
As if my profile picture does not tell you that.
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Hoffman: which of those crazy and obviously scary 6 foot girls are you?
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@wittmann:
If we married we would have to have our own space(wing maybe) in the house and he could never visit my bedchamber. Then yes.
If Gargantua was a female, marrying him would be impossible - you can’t marry your own mother-in-law
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Well, I changed the question.
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Maybe the original question should have read: would you date Garg if he/she was in the Navy.
How many takers then, eh! -
@wittmann:
Hoffman: which of those crazy and obviously scary 6 foot girls are you?
The middle one. Complete with unloaded paintball gun, BMX racing protector, work gloves, book cover head-scarf and a coil of utility rope. Oh, and also facial bandana with sunglasses.
We were playing dress-up obviously.
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Thank goodness you explained. I thought you were taking down an embassy!
When I dress up it always involves some sort of sword and a plumed hat.
I gave up on guns after my mother threw my noisy Italian Sten look a like down the stairs.
I cried for days; then discovered the fun of stabbing with a dagger and chopping with an axe.
Have not looked back. -
@wittmann:
When I dress up it always involves some sort of sword and a plumed hat.
Like this, perhaps?
http://www.digital-sledgehammer.com/superchicken/graphics/sc00011.jpg -
Apart from the nose, practically got me down to a tee.
Am not to bothered about the cape. I have often had to leave in a hurry and I find a cape can get caught in the door.
NB: though you honestly had a picture of me and I was famous at long last. -
@wittmann:
I was famous at long last.
Your adventures have even been released on DVD, and are also available on You Tube (search for “Super Chicken” on the You Tube site). I particularly recommend this episode as a good introduction to the series and its peculiar brand of humour:
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Very nice. I shall never forget that dastardly villain: Prince Black Hole of Calcutta.
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@wittmann:
Thank goodness you explained. I thought you were taking down an embassy!
No, not that day. We’ve only done that a couple times.
Look us up in the Yellow Pages; we have cells in most mid-large American cities.
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I need a pic….this goes into the Rosie O’Donnel vs. Brad Pitt conversations on the sub (who would you rather bang?). Â
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