Doc: William H. Bonney, you. Are not. A god.
The Kid: why don’t you pull the trigger and find out?
Raoul Duke: One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it’s waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
[at a bizarre circus-themed casino]
Raoul Duke: Bazooko’s Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich.
Raoul Duke: Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won’t know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you’re pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he’s about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g’s, and fast heel-toe work.
And the best quote of them all from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:
Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
Apologies but I’m watching the Rum Diaries right now and recalling lines from one of the top 10 movies of all time.
@Battling:
@Tall:
CWO,
That was a great line in a great movie,…but it wasn’t George C. Scott who said it.
“Tall Paul”Correct, it was Robert Mitchum.
Oops. Yes, you’re right.
LOL… I wonder how the filter’s are going to recieve this one… what movie do you think it’s from? :D
“Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy. C’mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it!”
“From Dusk Till Dawn.”
LOL… I wonder how the filter’s are going to recieve this one…Â what movie do you think it’s from? :D
“Alright, we got white p����, black p����, Spanish p����, yellow p����. We got hot p����, cold p����. We got wet p����. We got smelly p����. We got hairy p����, bloody p����. We got snapping p����. We got silk p����, velvet p����, Naugahyde p����. We even got horse p����, dog p����, chicken p����. C’mon, you want p����, come on in p���� Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it!”
why would anyone want hairy pants? :wink:
John McClane: Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
DIE HARD
Chris Taylor: I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves. And the enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days as I’m sure Elias will be, fighting with Barnes for what Rhah called possession of my soul. There are times since, I’ve felt like the child born of those two fathers. But, be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach to others what we know, and to try with what’s left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.
PLATOON
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… stop right there. Eatin’ a bitch out, and givin’ a bitch a foot massage ain’t even the same fuckin’ thing.
Vincent: It’s not. It’s the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain’t no fuckin’ ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin’ his wife’s feet, and stickin’ your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain’t the same fuckin’ ballpark, it ain’t the same league, it ain’t even the same fuckin’ sport. Look, foot massages don’t mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don’t be tellin’ me about foot massages. I’m the foot fuckin’ master.
Vincent: Given a lot of ‘em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don’t be ticklin’ or nothin’.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he’s been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I’m getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I’m gittin’ a little pissed here.
“The truth is you are the weak and I am the tyranny of evil men.”
I don’t quite see how you cherish the memory of the dead by killing another million. And, this is not combat, it’s an act of lunacy, General Sir. Personally, I think you’re a fraking idiot.
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and frak the prom queen.
You broke out, let me see if I can get this straight, down the incinerator chute, on the mine car, through the tunnels to the power plant, under the steam engine - that was really cool by the way - and into the cistern through the intake pipe. But how, in the name of Zeus’ BUTTHOLE!… did you get out of your cell? I only ask because in our current situation, well, it could prove to be useful information. Maybe!
Here’s another “truth” quote.
“You want the truth,…You can’t HANDLE the truth!”
Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men
“Tall Paul”
@ABWorsham:
“outta the way peck” Willow
“Your touch is worth ten Thousand deaths …”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NWVBOwmtQc
the 0:58 mark actually says “a hundred thousand” instead of ten.
my bad
@Tall:
Here’s another “truth” quote.
“You want the truth,…You can’t HANDLE the truth!”
Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men
“Tall Paul”
The truth as told by Mr. Garak:
The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
[Bashir tells Garak the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf]
Dr. Julian Bashir: It’s a children’s story, about a young shepherd boy who gets lonely while tending his flock. So he cries out to the villagers that a wolf is attacking the sheep. The people come running, but of course there’s no wolf. He claims that it’s run away and the villagers praise him for his vigilance.
Elim Garak: Clever lad. Charming story.
Dr. Julian Bashir: I’m not finished. The next day, the boy does it again, and the next too. And on the fourth day a wolf really comes. The boy cries out at the top of his lungs, but the villagers ignore him, and the boy, and his flock, are gobbled up.
Elim Garak: Well, that’s a little graphic for children, wouldn’t you say?
Dr. Julian Bashir: But the point is, if you lie all the time, nobody’s going to believe you, even when you’re telling the truth.
Elim Garak: Are you sure that’s the point, Doctor?
Dr. Julian Bashir: Of course. What else could it be?
Elim Garak: That you should never tell the same lie twice.
“Truth is in the eye of the beholder, Doctor. I never tell the truth because I don’t believe there is such a thing. That is why I prefer the straight line simplicity of cutting cloth.”
Bashir:“Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren’t?”
Garak:“My dear Doctor, they’re all true.”
Bashir: “Even the lies?”
Garak: “Especially the lies.”
Love that one. Garak was the best character on DS9
Agreed :-D
Hitler was the best character in Downfall and Rise of Evil.
“Da Jews!”
