Napoleonic Empires: Free For All

[Gargantua]

Paraculo POWER!

[Guest]

@Ol’:

@Noll:

The deal was to leave neutral countries between our borders (those 1IPCs countries). I can’t let Russia attack Prussia either, as I think you’re preparing to.
Although Gargantua is a Paraculo, he has already France to deal with it.

Very nice….attempting to make Prussia think I am attacking them. I do not see the sense it biting the hand that is keep France away. History shows a Prussian/Russia united front is hard to beat…let history repeat its self. No need to worry about me attacking Russia…I am headed south!

oops…no need to worry about me attacking Prussia

[Noll]

@Ol’:

@Noll:

The deal was to leave neutral countries between our borders (those 1IPCs countries). I can’t let Russia attack Prussia either, as I think you’re preparing to.
Although Gargantua is a Paraculo, he has already France to deal with it.

Very nice….attempting to make Prussia think I am attacking them. I do not see the sense it biting the hand that is keep France away. History shows a Prussian/Russia united front is hard to beat…let history repeat its self. No need to worry about me attacking Russia…I am headed south!

You can join me against Russia!

[Funcioneta]

@Gargantua:

Paraculo POWER!

Man! I forgot what means paraculo  :lol:

[Noll]

Paraculo is an Italian word that’s not easily translable.

Etymology
para- +‎ culo The expression has its origin in Rome.[1] From pararsi il culo, it literally means one that covers his own ass.[2]

Noun
paraculo m (plural paraculi)

a cunning opportunist individual, sly in taking advantage of the social mechanisms that govern the world without showing it.

[Veqryn]

Seth you alive?

I really wanna take my turn (both of them)

[Cow]

I want to lose in napoleanic wars already and move on in global. lol

[Noll]

I’m having more fun in this game than in global :P

[Cow]

I already planned to give france’s capital to functionetta after round 1.

[seth4god]

no actions for Sweden, people are too busy picking over my carcass to deal with me.

[Gargantua]

Does anyone think these drapes will look good in my new Stockholm Palace?

[Veqryn]

TripleA Turn Summary for game: Napoleonic Empires: FFA, version: 4.0.5

Game History

Round :5

Combat Move - UnitedKingdom
            1 Fusiliers moved from Sicily to SZ67
            2 Mariness moved from Sicily to SZ67
            1 Barque, 1 Brigantine, 1 Fusiliers and 2 Mariness moved from SZ67 to SZ69
            2 Mariness moved from Sardinia to SZ64
            1 Battleship, 1 Corvette, 1 Cutter, 2 Frigates and 2 Mariness moved from SZ64 to SZ69
            1 Fusiliers and 4 Mariness moved from SZ69 to Eturia
            1 Battleship and 2 Frigates moved from SZ26 to SZ35
            3 Cutters moved from SZ29 to SZ34
            1 Cutter moved from SZ34 to SZ41
            1 Corvette, 1 Frigate and 2 Mariness moved from SZ36 to SZ41
            1 Artillery, 1 Chasseurs, 1 Dragoons and 2 Grenadierss moved from Jutland to SZ26
            1 Artillery, 5 Barques, 1 Chasseurs, 1 Dragoons and 2 Grenadierss moved from SZ26 to SZ12
            2 Mariness moved from Jutland to SZ12
            1 Artillery, 1 Chasseurs, 1 Dragoons, 2 Grenadierss and 2 Mariness moved from SZ12 to Norvege
            1 Artillery, 4 Chasseurss and 1 Howitzer moved from Jutland to Holstein
            1 General moved from Holstein to Jutland
            1 Cutter moved from SZ58 to SZ64
            1 Cutter moved from SZ57 to SZ64

Purchase Units - UnitedKingdom
            UnitedKingdom buy 4 Barques, 1 Brigantine, 2 Cutters, 1 Fusiliers and 1 Marines; Remaining resources: 1 PUs;

Combat - UnitedKingdom
            Battle in Eturia
                UnitedKingdom attack with 1 Fusiliers and 4 Mariness
                France defend with 1 Artillery, 1 Chasseurs, 1 Grenadiers and 2 Mariness
                    UnitedKingdom roll dice for 1 Battleship and 2 Frigates in Eturia, round 1 :  2/3 hits
                    1 Marines owned by the France and 1 Artillery owned by the France lost in Eturia
                    UnitedKingdom roll dice for 1 Fusiliers and 4 Mariness in Eturia, round 1 :  3/5 hits
                    France roll dice for 1 Chasseurs, 1 Grenadiers and 1 Marines in Eturia, round 1 :  1/3 hits
                    1 Chasseurs owned by the France , 1 Marines owned by the France , 1 Fusiliers owned by the UnitedKingdom and 1 Grenadiers owned by the France lost in Eturia
                UnitedKingdom win, taking Eturia from France with 4 Mariness remaining. Battle score for attacker is 24
                Casualties for France: 1 Artillery, 1 Chasseurs, 1 Grenadiers and 2 Mariness
                Casualties for UnitedKingdom: 1 Fusiliers
                UnitedKingdom win with 4 Mariness remaining. Battle score for attacker is 24
                Casualties for France: 1 Artillery, 1 Chasseurs, 1 Grenadiers and 2 Mariness
                Casualties for UnitedKingdom: 1 Fusiliers
            Battle in Norvege
                UnitedKingdom attack with 1 Artillery, 1 Chasseurs, 1 Dragoons, 2 Grenadierss and 2 Mariness
                Neutral defend with 2 Fusilierss
                    UnitedKingdom roll dice for 1 Artillery, 1 Chasseurs, 1 Dragoons, 2 Grenadierss and 2 Mariness in Norvege, round 1 :  1/7 hits
                    Neutral roll dice for 2 Fusilierss in Norvege, round 1 :  1/2 hits
                    1 Chasseurs owned by the UnitedKingdom and 1 Fusiliers owned by the Neutral lost in Norvege
                    UnitedKingdom roll dice for 1 Artillery, 1 Dragoons, 2 Grenadierss and 2 Mariness in Norvege, round 2 :  2/6 hits
                    Neutral roll dice for 1 Fusiliers in Norvege, round 2 :  0/1 hits
                    1 Fusiliers owned by the Neutral lost in Norvege
                UnitedKingdom win, taking Norvege from Neutral with 1 Artillery, 1 Dragoons, 2 Grenadierss and 2 Mariness remaining. Battle score for attacker is 3
                Casualties for Neutral: 2 Fusilierss
                Casualties for UnitedKingdom: 1 Chasseurs
                UnitedKingdom win with 1 Artillery, 1 Dragoons, 2 Grenadierss and 2 Mariness remaining. Battle score for attacker is 3
                Casualties for Neutral: 2 Fusilierss
                Casualties for UnitedKingdom: 1 Chasseurs
            Recording Battle Statistics
            Game Loaded
                France is now being played by: Human
                OttomanEmpire is now being played by: Human
                UnitedKingdom is now being played by: Human
                Spain is now being played by: Human
                KingdomOfPrussia is now being played by: Human
                AustrianEmpire is now being played by: Human
                Russia is now being played by: Human
                Sweden is now being played by: Human

Non Combat Move - UnitedKingdom

Place Units - UnitedKingdom
            1 Marines placed in Majorca
            1 Barque placed in SZ57
            1 Barque placed in SZ67
            1 Fusiliers placed in Sicily
            2 Barques, 1 Brigantine and 2 Cutters placed in SZ29

Turn Complete - UnitedKingdom
            UnitedKingdom collect 63 PUs; end with 64 PUs total
            Objective Balancing Convoy Income for balanced game: UnitedKingdom met a national objective for an additional -4 PUs; end with 60 PUs
            Objective UnitedKingdom destroys TUV: UnitedKingdom met a national objective for an additional 6 PUs; end with 66 PUs

Production/PUs Summary :

France : 57 / 58
    UnitedKingdom : 63 / 66
    Spain : 40 / 30
    KingdomOfPrussia : 27 / 29
    Sweden : 14 / 24
    AustrianEmpire : 22 / 24
    OttomanEmpire : 42 / 42
    Russia : 43 / 49

[Funcioneta]

TripleA Turn Summary for game: Napoleonic Empires: FFA, version: 4.0.5

Game History

Round :5

Combat Move - Spain
            1 Marines moved from Algarve to SZ49
            1 Frigate and 1 Marines moved from SZ49 to SZ53
            1 Marines moved from SZ53 to Tangiers
            1 Cuirassiers moved from Algarve to SZ49
            1 Barque and 1 Cuirassiers moved from SZ49 to SZ54
            1 Cuirassiers moved from SZ54 to Tangiers
            1 Cuirassiers moved from Algarve to SZ49
            1 Artillery moved from Algarve to SZ49
            1 Artillery, 2 Barques and 1 Cuirassiers moved from SZ49 to SZ53
            1 Artillery and 1 Cuirassiers moved from SZ53 to Tangiers
            1 Frigate moved from SZ49 to SZ53

Purchase Units - Spain
            Spain buy 1 Brigantine, 1 Frigate, 1 Hussars and 1 Marines; Remaining resources: 0 PUs;

Combat - Spain
            Battle in Tangiers
                Spain attack with 1 Artillery, 2 Cuirassierss and 1 Marines
                Neutral defend with 2 Fusilierss and 2 Hussarss
                    Spain roll dice for 4 Frigates in Tangiers, round 1 :  3/4 hits
                    1 Fusiliers owned by the Neutral and 2 Hussarss owned by the Neutral lost in Tangiers
                    Spain roll dice for 1 Artillery, 2 Cuirassierss and 1 Marines in Tangiers, round 1 :  1/4 hits
                    Neutral roll dice for 1 Fusiliers in Tangiers, round 1 :  1/1 hits
                    1 Fusiliers owned by the Neutral and 1 Artillery owned by the Spain lost in Tangiers
                Spain win, taking Tangiers from Neutral with 2 Cuirassierss and 1 Marines remaining. Battle score for attacker is 11
                Casualties for Spain: 1 Artillery
                Casualties for Neutral: 2 Fusilierss and 2 Hussarss
                Spain win with 2 Cuirassierss and 1 Marines remaining. Battle score for attacker is 11
                Casualties for Spain: 1 Artillery
                Casualties for Neutral: 2 Fusilierss and 2 Hussarss
            Recording Battle Statistics

Non Combat Move - Spain
            1 Chasseurs and 1 Fusiliers moved from Valencia to Catalonia
            1 Hussars moved from New Castille to Catalonia
            1 Dragoons moved from Algarve to New Castille

Place Units - Spain
            1 Hussars and 1 Marines placed in New Castille
            1 Brigantine and 1 Frigate placed in SZ53

Turn Complete - Spain
            Spain collect 42 PUs; end with 42 PUs total
            Objective Balancing Convoy Income for balanced game: Spain met a national objective for an additional -10 PUs; end with 32 PUs

Production/PUs Summary :

France : 57 / 58
    UnitedKingdom : 63 / 66
    Spain : 42 / 32
    KingdomOfPrussia : 27 / 29
    Sweden : 14 / 24
    AustrianEmpire : 22 / 24
    OttomanEmpire : 42 / 42
    Russia : 43 / 49

[Funcioneta]

The Prince of Peace has recovered Ceuta and Melilla from moor’s hads! A new success for the Prince of Peace! Next stop, and final step for reunification: Mayorca

And now, only the annoying british stand against us… long live to Spain!

[Funcioneta]

A question: if I lost the 14 IPCs spanish convoy, I also ‘lose’ the negative NO that balances the convoy? In other words, if I lose that convoy, do I lose 14 IPCs or just 4 IPCs? (lose 14 by convoy but recovers 10 due not having the negative NO)

[Veqryn]

@Funcioneta:

A question: if I lost the 14 IPCs spanish convoy, I also ‘lose’ the negative NO that balances the convoy? In other words, if I lose that convoy, do I lose 14 IPCs or just 4 IPCs? (lose 14 by convoy but recovers 10 due not having the negative NO)

<in my=“” game=“” master=“” voice=“”>No.  If you lose your convoy, you lose 14 income.  So protect that convoy!

<in my=“” evil=“” king=“” george=“” iii=“” voice=“”>you will pay dearly for not taking up my offer of peace, you so-called-prince-of-peace!</in></in>

[Funcioneta]

We cannot afford you make Mayorca a tax heaven in the long run … :wink:

[Cow]

funcioneta take my capital. move your horses in blitz range of france. I am going down, I need you to take over france.

[Cow]

avoid bombardment from uk ><

[seth4god]

@Cow:

funcioneta take my capital. move your horses in blitz range of france. I am going down, I need you to take over france.

Come on! Did the allies quit after India Crush, Sea Lion, or when was China overrun? No! Has Sweden quit because it was isolated and facing war with 3 terr hungry powers? No! Then why is mighty France quitting?!?!?! I mean unless deep down you’re just a pansy. I mean that’s what it’s looking like.

Oh . …  what’s that? You’re not a fainthearted yellow-bellied lily-loving cowardly-cur of a timid Hawaiian peace loving hippy beach bum who folds faster then the French did in WW2 and has the courage of a cravenly mouse? Well then prove it by sticking it out!