Gargantua (Allies) vs Commander Jennifer (Axis) Russia Test

[Gargantua]

lol the sub from Sz35 couldn’t have even made it to Sz7 anyways ! LOL.

[Jennifer]

@Gargantua:

lol the sub from Sz35 couldn’t have even made it to Sz7 anyways ! LOL.

Put it 18 or 21 then.

[Gargantua]

uh… for the third time, I did post that both it and the destroyer were assigned to Sz54…  Do you need me to quote?

[Jennifer]

@Gargantua:

uh… for the third time, I did post that both it and the destroyer were assigned to Sz54…  Do you need me to quote?

No, I need you to put them in that sea zone on the map.  I already said you can put them in any legal zone on your turn since they can do nothing to harm me or block me for at least 2 more rounds (unless I decide they are annoying and attempt to “liberate” the crew from the oppressive capitalist pigdogs."

[Jennifer]

@Gargantua:

Could use a map though!

Now that’s just silly.  Can’t you read my mind and KNOW where I put my Non-Combat movements?  Sheesh!  Men.  Substandard examples of the species, I’m tellin ya!

(We so need a sarcasm font!)

I moved your puny little boats.  The skipper and giligan were not pleased!

Gargantua(Allies)_vs_Jennifer(Axis)_Game01_02Cjapan.AAM

[Gargantua]

United States 2

Purchase Units:
52 IPC’s

1 inf = 3
1 trn = 7
1 dst = 8
2 acc = 32

2 IPC’s remaining

NCM and Placement as per map

China 2

Purchase Units:
16 IPC’s

5 inf = 15

1 IPC remaining

Combat Moves:

1. 4 inf SZE 1 fgt BUR to YUN vs 1 art

1) Battle of the BURMA Road! R1!!!

FIX BAYONETS!

A
Rolls: 4@1 1@3; Total Hits: 24@1: (1, 5, 3, 2)1@3: (2)

D
Rolls: 1@2; Total Hits: 11@2: (1)

Gargantua(Allies)_vs_Jennifer(Axis)_Game01_02EChina.AAM

[Gargantua]

Also, it looks like you forgot to place… so I’m putting the units on the board FOR you. :P

[Gargantua]

I’m asking a LEGITIMATE question regarding my chinese fighter…  if I can land it in Yunnan or not.

Until I recieve word, I am putting it as shown on the map… likely that’s where it will stay, unless Krieghund says I can land in YUN.

UK 2

DOW - JAPS!

Purchase Units:
LONDON 36 IPC’s

1 art = 4IPC’s
1 sub = 6 IPC’s
1 fgt = 10 IPC’s
1 acc = 16 IPC’s

1 IPC remaining

CALCUTTA 16 IPC’s

4 inf = 12 IPC’s
1 art = 4 IPC’s

Combat Moves

1. KSI TWOL 1 inf HON
2. KWA TWOL 1 inf HON
3. CEL TWOL 1 inf 1 art IND via trn
4. 1 inf 1 art 1 mec ETH vs 1 inf SOM
5. 3 inf SHM 2 fgt 1 tac IND vs 2 inf SIA

4) LIBERATION of Somalia R1!!!

The African RISE UP! And help the British!  Italian SCUM are decimated…

A
Rolls: 1@1 2@2; Total Hits: 21@1: (3)2@2: (1, 2)

D
Rolls: 1@2; Total Hits: 01@2: (6)

5) Siam CRUSHED R1!!!

The Japanese Squints his eyes Didn’t see this coming! LOL!

A
Rolls: 3@1 2@3 1@4; Total Hits: 43@1: (4, 6, 1)2@3: (3, 2)1@4: (4)

D
Rolls: 2@2; Total Hits: 12@2: (4, 2)

[Gargantua]

NOTE

I didn’t record it earlier but China collectes 13.

NCM and Placement as per map

Collect:

LONDON = 28 + 1 saved = 28

CALCUTTA = 20 +5 No’s = 25

Map Attached…

Gargantua(Allies)_vs_Jennifer(Axis)_Game01_02FUK.AAM

[Gargantua]

ANZAC 2

Purchase:
14 IPC’s

1 minor = 12

2 IPC’s saved

No Combat

NCM and Placement as per map

Collect:
18 + 2 saved + 10 NO’s = 30 IPC’s

Map Attached…

Also CHINA saved + 1 dollar, so 14 total.

Gargantua(Allies)_vs_Jennifer(Axis)_Game01_02GANZAC.AAM

[Omega1759]

Wow, UK Europe, UK Pacific and Anzac are getting pretty powerful!

[Gargantua]

I don’t **** (mess) around.

This is Axis and Allies.

I’ll say more about strategy later… :P

[Omega1759]

@Gargantua:

I don’t **** (mess) around.

This is Axis and Allies.

I’ll say more about strategy later… :P

I disagree with Jen’s tactics entirely…

Yes Russia will have a hard time, but won’t be enough to win the game! Japan will get wacked and the brits will knock at Germany’s door way before the Germans get to moscow…

I guess we’ll see, I’m following this one closely.

[Gargantua]

Yea IMO she’s done. But she’ll disagree…  time will tell :P

[Axisplaya]

Garg, is there a reason why you collected 16 IPC instead of 17 on UK 1 (India) ?

[Gargantua]

uh yea, isn’t west india part of the Europe income?  or is it vice versa?

Maybe I screwed it up…  It’ll be 1 IPC each way,  UK HAS an extra unspent IPC…

hmm, yea, the battlemap sent me for a toss…

I guess india is +1 and uk -1…  We can just fix that now! No harm no foul!

[Jennifer]

Without being at war or taking any territories, India collects 17 IPC.

[Jennifer]

@Gargantua:

NOTE

I didn’t record it earlier but China collectes 13.

Lotsa mistakes… :roll: Maybe you need to calm down on all your “rules” and be a bit more forgiving, no?

[Jennifer]

Yes, well there is also some luck on his part.  It’s nowhere near as bad as others claim it is - yet.  Not defending the Italian fleet was a little bad, but eh, I dont need Africa, I need England fucking around in the Med and not round England.

Anyway, given all the screw ups you had, I dont see why my 7 Artillery from Germany shouldnt be allowed to be in Hungary….  Perhaps you should ponder that and see if you think it is okay or not…  :P  They are not moved, but if you move them on France’s turn, I’ll assume you see no problem with it.

Italy:

Buy(3 Inf)

3 Inf, 2 Art, Mech, Arm to Tun
Cruiser, 2 Fig, Strat to SZ 02
2 Inf, 2 Art, Mech, 3 Arm to Yugo

SZ 92:"
Attacker:
Rolls: 3@3 1@4; Total Hits: 33@3: (2, 3, 1)1@4: (6)
Defender:
Rolls: 1@2 1@3; Total Hits: 01@2: (6)1@3: (4)

[Jennifer]

Yugo:
Attacker:
Rolls: 1@1 4@2 3@3; Total Hits: 41@1: (1)4@2: (4, 1, 1, 3)3@3: (4, 2, 4)
Defender:
Rolls: 1@2; Total Hits: 11@2: (2)