Wait a gosh durn minute, I have a dirty mind? I didn’t write all those dirty phrases!
“What do you see in this ink blot?”
“Two men having sex with a lady.”
“What do you see in this one?”
“Two men having sex with each other.”
“What do you see in this one?”
“Two women having sex with a man.”
“You really have a dirty mind, don’t you?”
“Hey, you’re the one with all the dirty pictures!”






