The joke.
Alsch91 (Allies) vs TDS (Axis) G40 Alpha +2
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sz 25 cwol
BUR
A
Rolls: 1@1 1@3 3@4; Total Hits: 31@1: (6)1@3: (1)3@4: (3, 5, 4)
D
Rolls: 2@2; Total Hits: 02@2: (4, 4)
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BUR twol
SHN
A
Rolls: 2@1 2@2 1@3 1@4; Total Hits: 32@1: (3, 4)2@2: (5, 1)1@3: (2)1@4: (3)
D
Rolls: 2@2; Total Hits: 02@2: (3, 5)
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SHN twol
YUN
A
Rolls: 2@2 1@3 1@4; Total Hits: 02@2: (5, 4)1@3: (6)1@4: (6)
D
Rolls: 1@2; Total Hits: 01@2: (4)
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YUN rnd 2
A
Rolls: 2@2 1@3 1@4; Total Hits: 22@2: (6, 2)1@3: (5)1@4: (4)
D
Rolls: 1@2; Total Hits: 11@2: (2)
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YUN twlo 1 inf
SIK
A
Rolls: 1@1 2@2 1@3 1@4; Total Hits: 21@1: (4)2@2: (2, 4)1@3: (4)1@4: (1)
D
Rolls: 1@2; Total Hits: 11@2: (1)
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SIK twlo 1 inf
NCM
KWE
2 tac from SHE
1 tac from YUN
1 fig, 1 tac from SIKSHE
1 inf from SUIJAP
1 inf from IWO via 1 trns in sz 6sz 6
1 BB, 1 CA from sz 36
3 fig from sz 25
2 fig, 1 tac from sz 45KWA
2 inf from GUA via 1 trns in sz 21
2 bmb from BURYUN
2 inf, 1 AAGun from HUNsz 36
1 ss from sz 43
1 CA, 1 ss, 1 AC, 1 fig, 1 trns from sz 45
1 BB, 1 CA from sz 42
1 fig from YUNsz 35
1 DD from sz 45sz 38
1 AC, 1 DD from sz 42
1 fig, 1 tac from BURsz 37
1 AC from sz 45
1 fig, 1 tac from SHN
1 DD from sz 42Mobilize Units
3 m.inf in HON
4 DD, 1 AC, 2 ss in sz 6Collect Income
65(territories)+5(NOs)= 70 IPCs -
US 5
75 IPCs
2 DD (16)
2 SS (12)
1 DD (8)
6 SS (36)save 3
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Made a mistake with purchases-
1 DD (8)
2 SS (12)
1 DD (8)
5 SS (30)
2 Inf (6)
1 Art (4)
1 Arm (6)save 1
Combat
1 Mech Alg to Tun (mt)
1 Arm Mor to Tun2 TT SZ 33 to SZ 42, take
2 Inf, 1 Art Car to Jav (mt)2 TT SZ 92 to SZ 96, take
3 Inf, 1 Art Mor to Tob (mt)1 TT SZ 91 to SZ 96, take
1 Mech Mor, 1 Inf Alg to Lib (mt)1 SS, 5 Fig, 1 Tac SZ 33 to SZ 35
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Tun lwol
Jav lwol
Lib twol
Tob twolSZ 35
Attack (1 SS, 5 Fig, 1 Tac)
Rolls: 1@2 5@3 1@4; Total Hits: 31@2: (3)5@3: (1, 5, 3, 5, 3)1@4: (5)
Defense (1 DD)
Rolls: 1@2; Total Hits: 01@2: (5)
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SZ 35 lwol
Non-coms
Fleet SZ 33 to SZ 42
5 Fig, 1 Tac SZ 35 to SZ 42
2 SS SZ 26 to SZ 54
1 DD SZ 10 to SZ 25
1 DD, 2 SS SZ 10 to SZ 26
Fleet SZ 92 to SZ 96
Strat Gib to Mal
1 DD SZ 91 to SZ 112
1 CA SZ 91 to SZ 96
2 TT SZ 91 to SZ 101
2 SS, 2 DD, 2 TT SZ 101 to SZ 91Place
2 Inf, 1 Art, 1 Arm Eus
1 DD, 2 SS SZ 101
1 DD, 5 SS SZ 10Collect
60 + 20 NO + 1 leftover = 81 IPCsChina does nothing.
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UK 5
London has 38 IPCs
2 DD (16)
1 Mech (4)
2 Arm (12)
1 SS (6)save 0
Calcutta has 15 IPCs
save 15
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Combat
1 DD SZ 109 to SZ 125
2 Fig Sco to SZ 1251 Inf, 2 Fig, 1 Tac Ind to Bur
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SZ 125
Attack (1 DD, 2 Fig)
Rolls: 1@2 2@3; Total Hits: 11@2: (1)2@3: (4, 5)
Defense (1 SS)
Rolls: 1@1; Total Hits: 01@1: (5)
Burma
Attack (1 Inf, 2 Fig, 1 Tac)
Rolls: 1@1 2@3 1@4; Total Hits: 31@1: (1)2@3: (6, 3)1@4: (3)
Defense (1 Inf)
Rolls: 1@2; Total Hits: 11@2: (1)
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SZ 125 cwol
Bur cwlo 1 InfNon-coms
2 Fig SZ 125 to UK
1 DD, 2 TT SZ 106 to SZ 91, take
2 Inf, 1 Art, 1 Arm Que to Gib
2 DD SZ 91 to SZ 96
1 DD, 1 BB SZ 92 to SZ 96
3 Fig Gib to Mal
1 Inf Eth to Ken
3 Mech Con to Tang
1 Mech Saf to Tang
1 Inf Cpr to Npr (activate)
1 Art, 1 Arm Cpr to Epr
1 BB, 1 TT SZ 80 to SZ 72
2 Fig, 1 Tac Bur to IndPlace
1 Mech, 2 Arm Saf
1 SS, 1 DD SZ 109
1 DD SZ 110London collects
27 IPCsCalcutta collects
5 - 2 + 15 leftover = 18 IPCs -
Anzac 5
15 IPCs
1 DD (8)
2 Inf (6)save 1
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No Combat
Non-Coms
1 DD SZ 62 to SZ 42
Fleet SZ 33 to SZ 42
5 Inf, 1 Art, 3 Fig, 1 AA gun Nsw to QuePlace
1 DD SZ 62
2 Inf NswCollect
10 + 1 leftover = 11 IPCs -
I5
Purchase Units 31 IPCs
1 AB @ 15
1 AC @ 16CM
Sz 72 (1 BB, 1 trns)
1 BB from sz 81MAD – walk in
1 inf from EGY via 1 trns in sz 81NPR (1 inf)
1 tank from IRQ blitz CPR
2 inf, 1 art from IRQETH – walk in
1 tank from SUD blitz backSUKR (2 inf)
3 inf, 1 tank from NUKR -
CC
sz 72
A
Rolls: 1@4; Total Hits: 01@4: (5)
D
Rolls: 1@4; Total Hits: 11@4: (1)
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sz 72 rnd 2
A
Rolls: 1@4; Total Hits: 01@4: (6)
D
Rolls: 1@4; Total Hits: 11@4: (2)
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sz 72 dwlo 1 BB retreat trns to sz 76……if I can ill offload 1 inf into ISO.
NPR
A
Rolls: 1@1 2@2 1@3; Total Hits: 31@1: (2)2@2: (2, 1)1@3: (3)
D
Rolls: 1@2; Total Hits: 01@2: (3)