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What is a teenager?
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A person who can’t remember to walk the dog, but never forgets a phone number.
A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.
Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but cannot make a bed.
A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam, and 12 hours for her driver’s license.
A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.
An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: loud and VERY LOUD
A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.
A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a “raid” in Warcraft
A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.
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@Cmdr:
A person who can’t remember to walk the dog, but never forgets a phone number.
A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.
Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but cannot make a bed.
A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam, and 12 hours for her driver’s license.
A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.
An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: loud and VERY LOUD
A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.
A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a “raid” in Warcraft
A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.
That is so true. As a teen, this sounds like a lot like some of my friends.
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you decribed my friends to but not really me. I’m going to by 14 in a week I love ww2.
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@testguy:
you decribed my friends to but not really me. I’m going to by 14 in a week I love ww2.
LOL! Jen’s point proven… We’re glad buddy. Congrats on the Birthday…
GG
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The hilarious part is I am now taking a course in American Adolescence.
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thought you “graduated”? :)
GG
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@Guerrilla:
thought you “graduated”? :)
GG
I’ve graduated a lot.
1996: Associate of Arts; Associate of Science
1998: Bachelor of Science: Computer Science
2002: MBA
2004: Bachelor of Arts: Education with History Emphasis
2010: Scheduled: Masters of MathematicsAnd, if all goes well, in 2012, just before the end of the world (According to the Mayan calendar) I should have my doctorate in mathematics.
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Wow! Impressive resume! I was referring to you graduating from American “Adolescence”. Or in your case Russian Adolescence… I believe they would be similiar in time not necessarily in action.
GG
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@Guerrilla:
@testguy:
you decribed my friends to but not really me. I’m going to by 14 in a week I love ww2.
LOL! Jen’s point proven… We’re glad buddy. Congrats on the Birthday…
GG
Whats that mean!
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You wrote a statement that wasn’t really coherent. It wasn’t put together well…
It’s OK, I won’t bash ya for it. Just don’t stay there…
GG
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A teen is ANYBODY at any age that still needs financial support for any reason sake medical conditions. So If your a isolated person at 30 and collect money from the Gov., ex spouse, Momma,Grandma, Sugar daddy and sugar momma, Pimp, your back to thug kid level. Physically your an adult, but mentally your still a child. Also, if you do things like buy toys ( ATV, Boats, Jet SKI, etc) and cant pay the rent your also still a child.
Case in point: living at home with momma and you got some stupid SUV with bling bling rims that spin, and the DWP has to keep sending late payment statements because you cant pay the damm bill when it shows up, because you cant make BOTH payments on your custom stereo and phone AND take care of basic bills that show up. But you still look good at the club, but your a penniless, dumb teenager in my book. :mrgreen:
PS: this characterization is not directed against anybody who posts here.
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Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary, 1911
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@Imperious:
A teen is ANYBODY at any age that still needs financial support for any reason sake medical conditions. So If your a isolated person at 30 and collect money from the Gov., ex spouse, Momma,Grandma, Sugar daddy and sugar momma, Pimp, your back to thug kid level. Physically your an adult, but mentally your still a child. Also, if you do things like buy toys ( ATV, Boats, Jet SKI, etc) and cant pay the rent your also still a child.
Case in point: living at home with momma and you got some stupid SUV with bling bling rims that spin, and the DWP has to keep sending late payment statements because you cant pay the damm bill when it shows up, because you cant make BOTH payments on your custom stereo and phone AND take care of basic bills that show up. But you still look good at the club, but your a penniless, dumb teenager in my book. :mrgreen:
PS: this characterization is not directed against anybody who posts here.
By this definition, everyone I know short of my grand mother is a child
:-D100th POST!!! :mrgreen:
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LOL!
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I call them “insulated lives”
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By that Definition Imp any college student is honestly a teenager since most have there parents pay for college. I am a dichotomy since I am paying my own way through college and as of right now I am still living at home and going to JC.
I guess though I have to agree with you to a certain point though, being on your own is the goal, it kind of makes sense as a determining milestone.
GG
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Adolescence is defined by Santrock in “Adolescence” twelfth edition as a person between the ages of 8 and 24. Honestly, I usually thought of them as 12-20 myself.
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Yes that would be true, but then again i never said Teenagers were bad…just that they have not separated the economic umbilical coil of their own parents. You cant be a full adult if your decisions are even partially paid by others. IN either case nothing is wrong…its just that to me at least an adult must be able to make his own way and use outside financial help as ‘crutches’.
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I understand what you mean… I like it too. It’s a good way to put it, and something that keeps me motivated to finish up my degree.
Jen they probably skew that number every couple years. Our food is worse, therefore people gain weight at an earlier age which stimulates hormonal changes in girls much faster and in boys if I’m not mistaken.
GG
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@Cmdr:
Adolescence is defined by Santrock in “Adolescence” twelfth edition as a person between the ages of 8 and 24. Honestly, I usually thought of them as 12-20 myself.
Funny…I had a kid as an adolescent by those standards. :lol:
@Guerrilla:
Jen they probably skew that number every couple years. Our food is worse, therefore people gain weight at an earlier age which stimulates hormonal changes in girls much faster and in boys if I’m not mistaken.
From what I understand, it’s not that the food is worse (in the sense of it being crappy food, but maybe you are arguing that it’s worse for being tampered with), it’s that hormones used to speed up development in animals is consumed by us through their meat, eggs, milk, etc., and then affects us in the same way, albeit at a lower rate of progress. But you could still be right on the weight thing, I just thought you were talking about what I know from studies and such.
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Yea, I don’t know how they do it. I betcha money that Biologists and Psychologists do not agree on what is and is not an adolescent homo-sapians.
As for food, I thought it was better nutrition and greater abundance of food that made children grow taller and mature faster?
Mainly, access to things like meat, fruits and vegetables year round instead of infrequently and scarcely for only portions of the year.
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