19L TOUCAN-SONOFSAM (X+6) vs Karl7 (Loser)

[Karl7]

@Karl7

Toucan, you sad excuse for a bird…

What happened? You break your beak trying to leave a bar?

Hahahah… YOU DRUNK!

Roll the dice MF’er!

[Karl7]

@Karl7

BUMP!!!

BOOM!

[Karl7]

@Karl7

More where that came from!

[Curtmungus]

@Karl7

HOW DARE YOU BUMP MY COMRADE TOUCAN!!

GO HOME AND CRY TO YOUR MOM! THIS GAME IS ALREADY OVER!

[Karl7]

@Curtmungus

What? Get out of here freak!

Toucan is losing if you haven’t noticed! And thus is afraid to go on…

That is all.

[Karl7]

@Curtmungus said in 19L TOUCAN-SONOFSAM (X+6) vs Karl7 (Loser):

@Karl7

HOW DARE YOU BUMP MY COMRADE TOUCAN!!

GO HOME AND CRY TO YOUR MOM! THIS GAME IS ALREADY OVER!

Just watch me Bump Toucan right into oblivion, Lordy Munghole.

[Curtmungus]

@Karl7 said in 19L TOUCAN-SONOFSAM (X+6) vs Karl7 (Loser):

@Curtmungus said in 19L TOUCAN-SONOFSAM (X+6) vs Karl7 (Loser):

@Karl7

HOW DARE YOU BUMP MY COMRADE TOUCAN!!

GO HOME AND CRY TO YOUR MOM! THIS GAME IS ALREADY OVER!

Just watch me Bump Toucan right into oblivion, Lordy Munghole.

MUNGHOLE

YOU INSULT YOURSELF WITH YOUR INABILITY TO READ!

TOUCAN, KILL THIS FOOL. CRUSH HIS ARMIES LIKE THEY WERE BABY SPARROWS!

TODAY!

RAGE AND HONOR!

[Karl7]

@Curtmungus

ohhh ohhh…

BUMP!

KABOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Once more Toucan and you are out of here!

[simon33]

@Curmungus there is no honor in being bumped. Already 4, this game is already over.

A shame.

[Karl7]

@simon33

BUMP!!!

BOOM!

Where is Tocuan???

[simon33]

Someone you know I’m guessing?

Not sure but we need some more players so I hope he comes back.

[Karl7]

@simon33

Yes and no… I just wish he’d fire up!!!

[Toucan-son-of-sam]

I require a two day extension.

If I haven’t posted by Aug 8th I will consider the game FORFEIT

[Karl7]

@Toucan-son-of-sam said in 19L TOUCAN-SONOFSAM (X+6) vs Karl7 (Loser):

I require a two day extension.

If I haven’t posted by Aug 8th I will consider the game FORFEIT

AGREED!

[Toucan-son-of-sam]

I just returned from a trip away. I was supposed to be home hours ago. I will be posting by noon tomorrow. this WAR must be completed.

[Karl7]

@Toucan-son-of-sam

granted

[Toucan-son-of-sam]

thank you kindly

[Toucan-son-of-sam]

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Test summary from TripleA, engine version: 1.9, time: 10:46:04 AM
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[Toucan-son-of-sam]

TripleA Turn Summary: Italians round 4

TripleA Turn Summary for game: World War II Global 1940 Balanced Mod3, version: 3.4

Game History

Round: 4

    Purchase Units - Italians
        Turning on Edit Mode
        EDIT: Removing units owned by Americans from 92 Sea Zone: 1 submarine
        EDIT: Removing units owned by Russians from 92 Sea Zone: 1 submarine
        EDIT: Removing units owned by Italians from 95 Sea Zone: 1 battleship, 1 carrier, 2 cruisers and 1 destroyer
        EDIT: Adding units owned by Italians to 95 Sea Zone: 1 battleship
        EDIT: Changing unit hit damage for these Italians owned units to: battleship = 1
        EDIT: Turning off Edit Mode
        Italians buy 1 carrier and 2 destroyers; Remaining resources: 1 PUs; 

    Combat Move - Italians
        1 unit repaired.
        Turning on Edit Mode
        EDIT: Changing unit hit damage for these Italians owned units to: battleship = 1
        EDIT: Turning off Edit Mode
        1 infantry moved from French Central Africa to Nigeria
              Italians take Nigeria from British
        1 artillery and 1 infantry moved from Tanganyika Territory to Rhodesia
              Italians take Rhodesia from British
        1 artillery and 1 mech_infantry moved from Tobruk to Alexandria
        1 battleship moved from 95 Sea Zone to 94 Sea Zone
        2 fighters moved from Southern Italy to 95 Sea Zone
        1 fighter moved from Slovakia Hungary to Southern Italy
        1 armour moved from Northern Italy to Slovakia Hungary
        1 marine moved from Southern Italy to 95 Sea Zone
        1 marine and 1 transport moved from 95 Sea Zone to 99 Sea Zone
        1 marine moved from 99 Sea Zone to Crete
        1 marine moved from Northern Italy to Southern Italy
        1 infantry moved from Northern Italy to Yugoslavia
        1 bomber moved from Southern France to Southern Italy

    Combat - Italians
        Battle in Crete
        Battle in Alexandria
            Italians attack with 1 artillery and 1 mech_infantry
            British defend with 1 infantry
                Italians roll dice for 1 artillery and 1 mech_infantry in Alexandria, round 2 : 0/2 hits, 0.67 expected hits
                British roll dice for 1 infantry in Alexandria, round 2 : 0/1 hits, 0.33 expected hits
                Italians roll dice for 1 artillery and 1 mech_infantry in Alexandria, round 3 : 0/2 hits, 0.67 expected hits
                British roll dice for 1 infantry in Alexandria, round 3 : 0/1 hits, 0.33 expected hits
                Italians roll dice for 1 artillery and 1 mech_infantry in Alexandria, round 4 : 0/2 hits, 0.67 expected hits
                British roll dice for 1 infantry in Alexandria, round 4 : 0/1 hits, 0.33 expected hits
                Italians roll dice for 1 artillery and 1 mech_infantry in Alexandria, round 5 : 1/2 hits, 0.67 expected hits
                British roll dice for 1 infantry in Alexandria, round 5 : 1/1 hits, 0.33 expected hits
                1 artillery owned by the Italians and 1 infantry owned by the British lost in Alexandria
            Italians win, taking Crete from Neutral_Allies, taking Alexandria from British with 1 mech_infantry remaining. Battle score for attacker is -1
            Casualties for Italians: 1 artillery
            Casualties for British: 1 infantry

    Non Combat Move - Italians

    Place Units - Italians
        1 carrier and 1 destroyer placed in 95 Sea Zone
        1 destroyer placed in 93 Sea Zone
        Turning on Edit Mode
        EDIT: Removing units owned by Italians from Southern Italy: 2 marines
        EDIT: Adding units owned by Italians to Northern Italy: 2 marines
        EDIT: Turning off Edit Mode

    Turn Complete - Italians
        Italians collect 24 PUs; end with 25 PUs
        Objective Italians 3 North Africa Control: Italians met a national objective for an additional 5 PUs; end with 30 PUs

Combat Hit Differential Summary :

Italians : -1.67
British : -0.33

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[Toucan-son-of-sam]

Apologies for the LONG delay and all the trouble… its been a hell of a few weeks.

I’ve rebuilt the turn as best as I can recall about what I did, in coordination with the known results and text message records.

We still have some game ahead it appears, but what a deveastating blow for Italy!