bahahahha
thank you sir.
My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 1.
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When you are pulling that kind of beer supply, I suggest binding the 30 packs into a kind of barge that you can tow behind a kayak or canoe. The beer floats from the trapped carbonation, and the barge grows lighter as the journey continues. If you are consuming ammo and pemmican as well, you should have nothing left when you reach your destination except for a 6kg ball of polished aluminum and a 3kg ball of polished brass.
Next time y’all get together, I’d buy the beer in Seattle and tow it up the Strait of Juan de Fuca, so that the barge can be landed (grounded really) right outside the venue.
You’re welcome.
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Your barge would be like supply ship of Hope and Thanksgiving!
Well said, and hale met, Sir!
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@Curtmungus you guys are describing a Skiff not a barge there is a big difference!
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thanks for the story. Made my day with a few guffaws and chortles
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@Curtmungus
Waiting for Part 2, Mylord, knowing I’m not worth it… * kneeling down * -
Who cares.
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@SS-GEN
Me.
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Ok oh one.
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@Hecatomb said in My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 1.:
@Curtmungus
Waiting for Part 2, Mylord, knowing I’m not worth it… * kneeling down *Hail! Rage and honor, young man! Grab a Busch Light… and feel the power! Boooya!
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Who the hell is this? And what have you done with the real Lord Curtmungus?
Not so much as one bolded syllable? No callings out of the nerds? No obnoxious boasts in extra large font?
What? Did the lord get castrated after his banishment by the PC-princesses?!?!
I’d challenge this impostor to a game of G40 Classic, no victory cities, no excuses, but I’m afraid he’d interpret the challenge as toxic masculinity, and go running to his safe space.
If you are truly the dark lord I will start the bidding at 27 for the Allies.
:the_horns: :the_horns: :the_horns:
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GO READ MY NEXT INSTALLMENT! NERD! BOOOYA!
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Very well. I just hope Part 2 isn’t as family-friendly as Part 1.
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