I think the issue with this is there aren’t really a lot of “pitched battles” in the Revolution. I think this would need to be more on the lines of the AH “Battlecry” or DOW’s “Memoir '44” based on the commands and colors “engine.”
How American are you?
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@Cmdr:
we helped the starving people at archangelsk. and it was hardly fighting anyone.
It was an invasion of a sovereign nation and you American Pig-Dogs got your buttocks returned to you after we let our dogs chew them off you.
Correct me if I am wrong, but Russia was actually in a civil war when USA decided to help the legal Russian government against Stalin’s revolusion. I belive USA was allied with Russia during WWI, so they actually helped an ally, giving aid to Archangelsk and Sevastopol. After the good guys lost, Stalin killed more than 30 000 000 of his own people in GULag camps during the Red Terror. Making Hitler a nice guy in comparison.
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The invasion occurred after WWI, the revolution was done before WWI ended. Thus, America invaded Russia when it was a sovereign nation under the leadership of Lenin.
Furthermore, no, I don’t think Georgia and the like “enjoyed” being absorbed into the soviet union. Some of them joined because they wanted too, some did not. However, the fact of the matter is that Russia, up until that point, had pretty much only fought wars on their own soil resulting in great devastation of the land and keeping them from achieving the technological wonders the rest of Europe was enjoying. The solution was pretty simple, and I may or may not agree with it, but the solution was to create a buffer zone of nations between Russia and any potential invasion from France or Germany (since the French and Germans were the ones invading the poor Russians for 500 years.)
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@Cmdr:
… but the solution was to create a buffer zone of nations between Russia and any potential invasion from France or Germany (since the French and Germans were the ones invading the poor Russians for 500 years.)
You did not answer the questions about why you live in America, and how you can be 88 % american with your attitude, but never mind that.
I agree that France and Germany are war monglers, but during the Crimea war, was peaceloving Russia attacked by England and Turkey, or was it the other way around ?
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americans are very smart. if they took lessons from vietnams “air america”, right now we are the boss of bosses for opium selling. it probably is financing all of our operations in afghanistan, or it better be b/c it’d be easy to do. just cook the books. and find ways to throw money down a bottomless pit so it cant be traced. we have to be selling that stuff. we’d be making 100’s of billions a year. we are.
thats why on this test i should be 100%, but nooooo……
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The test should be made off the majority of American opinion at the time you take the test. Mom, Home, and Apple Pie are an American Ideal, not just a Conservative Ideal… So the definition should be skewed to see how “fringe” you are. If that was the case, I know Balung wouldn’t be too high… :wink:
How’s the, um, business going…?
GG
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thats why on this test i should be 100%, but nooooo……
Relax, you are a real American, why else would you got twice as many smites than applauds ?
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Aldertag appears to be an Achmed fan based on the line below his avatar… :-D
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@ncscswitch:
Aldertag appears to be an Achmed fan based on the line below his avatar… :-D
Mighty words from a man that is only 73 % American.
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@Guerrilla:
The test should be made off the majority of American opinion at the time you take the test. Mom, Home, and Apple Pie are an American Ideal
So in the “How much Chinese are you”-test they ask how much rice you eat, and in the “How French are you”-test they ask how many snails or frogs you eat then ? Come on dude, you know better than that. Food have noting to do in this issue.
What you do with your food, your mom and your gun will indicate what kind of person you are, and this is actually taken care of in the questions. May a real American use his shotgun against trespassers he find on his property, or will he call the police ? Does his mom end up in the seniors day-centre, or will she live home and be taken care of ? If you got spare food, do you send it to starving kids in Africa or ditch it in carbage can ? Now this is the kind of questions the test should have had.
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Now I am not at the luxury of using own language so sorry for the inconvinience you might have reading me
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answer.
in some states……blue states…you actually are in trouble if you shoot an invader. they let the invader shoot you. many red states, you can shoot the invader.
since the left side of our spectrum glorifies hedonism and lavishing upon yourself, many of that mind leave their parents at old people homes.(retirement homes) people that respect hard work, loyalty, moral and self discipline will care for their parents in old age. usually these families are large so its easier for all the siblings to contribute.
and all american’s throw away shit all the time. many recycle but in the sticks there are no recycling pick ups or facilities. they just burn garbage. its actually quite fun. spare food is donated alot through religious sponors and charities. those who arent religious must find a way to donate food, which usually doesnt exist. they’d rather just the government mandate and force people to do it.
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50%
America: You don’t love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn’t mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you’ll fly a freak flag instead…
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!Eh, a skewed test. I ended up picking the most savory of painful choices on many of them. American beer is not even beer. I walk, bike, and drive an old car (a chevy pickup, no less). I would have picked cheddar over all those cheeses (and again, American cheese is not cheese). And I guess I should be in debt, but since I’m responsible, I’m not American in that regard. Oh well.
Half of me may be American, but the rest is all man. Or human. Take your pick. I’d even go with stud. :-D
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Eh, a skewed test. I ended up picking the most savory of painful choices on many of them. American beer is not even beer. I walk, bike, and drive an old car (a chevy pickup, no less). I would have picked cheddar over all those cheeses (and again, American cheese is not cheese).
No sh!t!! My thoughts exactly…. where’s the option for a motorcycle… that’s all I have. No car… no truck…
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@Guerrilla:
The test should be made off the majority of American opinion at the time you take the test. Mom, Home, and Apple Pie are an American Ideal
So in the “How much Chinese are you”-test they ask how much rice you eat, and in the “How French are you”-test they ask how many snails or frogs you eat then ? Come on dude, you know better than that. Food have noting to do in this issue.
What you do with your food, your mom and your gun will indicate what kind of person you are, and this is actually taken care of in the questions. May a real American use his shotgun against trespassers he find on his property, or will he call the police ? Does his mom end up in the seniors day-centre, or will she live home and be taken care of ? If you got spare food, do you send it to starving kids in Africa or ditch it in carbage can ? Now this is the kind of questions the test should have had.
No I’m saying that those are the ideals whether you are “Conservative” or “Liberal”, so food should be out of it. I definitely agree… And I would agree on your choice of questions. Also some including issues with the Enviroment and Education would be paramount…
GG
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Don’t take it seriously guys it’s a joke :-D
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What ? Just a joke ? Now I have to smite you
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lol, tag I know you secretly desire to be a Wild West American Cowboy :wink:
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Howdee folks, yeah, if you need me I can do that, how hard can it be ?
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@stuka:
Eh, a skewed test. I ended up picking the most savory of painful choices on many of them. American beer is not even beer. I walk, bike, and drive an old car (a chevy pickup, no less). I would have picked cheddar over all those cheeses (and again, American cheese is not cheese).
No sh!t!! My thoughts exactly…. where’s the option for a motorcycle… that’s all I have. No car… no truck…
It’s just a silly survey. Real Americans don’t even take them. :lol:
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Just remember, if you are male and you are online for anything except Porn or ESPN.com, you must either be…
A. Metrosexual
or
B. European:-P
Sorry guys :roll:
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