I’m sorry.
A Quick Reminder
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@Ender:
@Guerrilla:
“Villa Midea” in Croatia, Dalmatia, Brac island. Room 205. When you get there, ask the receptionist for ext 2944 and say Filone sent you. No worries, she’ll give you a key.
GG
You neglected to give a date - or are you recruiting volunteers for the Croatian voluntary organ donor service?
Alas no. I love the organization, but the “no-cheese-eating” policy is lackluster. I will give you a date as soon as I can finalize details with Filone…
GG
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@Guerrilla:
@Ender:
@Guerrilla:
“Villa Midea” in Croatia, Dalmatia, Brac island. Room 205. When you get there, ask the receptionist for ext 2944 and say Filone sent you. No worries, she’ll give you a key.
GG
You neglected to give a date - or are you recruiting volunteers for the Croatian voluntary organ donor service?
Alas no. I love the organization, but the “no-cheese-eating” policy is lackluster. I will give you a date as soon as I can finalize details with Filone…
GG
Open a French branch of the organization and you can eat all the cheese you want and drink all the wine you want!
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@Cmdr:
@Guerrilla:
@Ender:
@Guerrilla:
“Villa Midea” in Croatia, Dalmatia, Brac island. Room 205. When you get there, ask the receptionist for ext 2944 and say Filone sent you. No worries, she’ll give you a key.
GG
You neglected to give a date - or are you recruiting volunteers for the Croatian voluntary organ donor service?
Alas no. I love the organization, but the “no-cheese-eating” policy is lackluster. I will give you a date as soon as I can finalize details with Filone…
GG
Open a French branch of the organization and you can eat all the cheese you want and drink all the wine you want!
. . . . and surrender all you want! :evil: :-D
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i could of gone with the french pics…… :evil:
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They already have a French Branch…
Oddball’s Love Fest and Organ Sharing Bizzare
Great little place, you get to wear Red Fez’s and Drive Tanks. Bit pricey though, maybe another retreat? That one would actually require someone to bring an Axis and Allies Copy.
GG
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Q: Why do they line all the roads in France with trees?
A: So the German army can march in shade!
Ooo, I’m going to hell for that one…
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Okay, here are some gems I found:
Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?
A: They have 5 gears…4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they’re attacked from behind!Q: Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.Q: What do the French call a direct hit on Paris by a nuclear device?
A: More proof that inspections are working.Q: How many Frenchmen would it take to defend Paris?
A: It’s not known, it’s never been tried.Q: What does “Maginot” mean in English?
A: Welcome!Q: Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?
A: So the French can show them how to surrender.Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
A: To say “I surrender” in German.Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The Army.Q: Why is good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you.:-D
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Q: How do you sabotage the French Air Force?
A: Cut the rubber bands!Q: How do you sink the French Navy?
A: Put it in water!Couldn’t help it. Even we ex-Communists have no respect for the French. :P
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Q: Why does the new French navy have glass-bottomed boats?
A: So they can see the old French navy.Q: Why do they call it the French Foreign Legion?
A: Because no one from France is willing to fight. -
And I leave you with this one:
“I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.” –- General George S. Patton
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WWWAAAAAAYYYYYY Off Topic :roll:
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