I’m sorry.
Mayan Calendar 2012
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http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2007/09/19.html
heres only a recent show. If you dig you can hear tons of this bogus junk.
The funniest guy is the one who claimed that one of Jupiter’s moons was a deactivated “death Star” and its getting ready to be switched back on to …destroy the earth…
LOL!
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What are you guys even talking about? Please point to me as to what makes this thing you talk about true? Where is this idea of the world ending? I do not see it anywhere. I am looking out the window and I see no indication of possible future events.
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To quote the Spaceballs when they were combing the desert, mr. Dark Helmet: “We ain’t found shit!”. We didn’t say any of it was true. We are just having fun discussing end of the world prophesies. Specifically the the one concerning the Mayan calendar.
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Please point to me as to what makes this thing you talk about true?
The point is that it a joke. Its nonsense akin to the infamous holy tortilla or that stupid honey roll with the virgin mary face. Its also the way ancient people used to describe the world before they had science. Today its the anthem of social rejects who want their heritage to have some validity and all they have to grasp is voodoo dolls and superstition.
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The most likely reasons the Mayan Calendar ends in 2012…
1. The guy carving it got tired and stopped
2. He ran out of room on the rockAnd everyone copying it after decided that was “far enough”
FYI: I have several calenders: The Pennsylvania House of Representatives, Safety Kleen, Lab Safety Supply, Chik-fil-A…
AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM ENDS ON DECEMBER 31, 2007!:mrgreen:
“It’s the end of the World as we know it, and I feel fine…”
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mayans didnt carve them in rock.
they were so precise that even now they are only 33 seconds off of our calendar. thats good.
also, how in the hell do mayans have pictures of elephants and giraffes etched into their temples. how did the olmecs make statues of black people, big lips and all?
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Actually they DID carve them in stone. here is a picture of one of them…
http://www.globalartistvillage.org/gavblog/images-blog/mayan_calendar/mayan_calendar.gifAs far as the elephants, etc…
It is pretty certain that the Atlantic was crossed before the time of Columbus. We know for certain that the Vikings reached Newfoundland. And we know that there were a LOT of seafaring peoples in both the Atlantic and Pacific going back more than 3000 years. -
12/10/2012 End of World Party at my House. Bring your own Axis and Allies set!
Why 12/10?
Because that is the day that the Mayan Calendar says will be the last one (as we know it.)
I’d heard that it is a day all the planets align. However, I fail to see a planet with the poles reversing being other then a nuisance to navigation.
Anyway, Switch is most likely correct. The Mayans stopped at 12/10/2012 because that was a good breaking off point for them. The time of the next planetary alignment of all the planetary bodies they knew of. If I had to end a calendar that would be when I would end it. At least if it was to track millenia.
However it’s also correct that their time keeping device is incredibly accurate. However, the bricks of the pyramids are precisely cut and laid with no significant gaps and moved great distances without cranes or cars. I don’t think I’d say that their pyramid is how we should build every home anymore then I think the Mayan’s should be the only calendar from now until eternity and when it runs out, we just stop tracking days and weeks.
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Well, I just saw on History International. The super secret crypto code in the bible says a comet is going to hit us in 2012. I guess I’ll start stocking up on ammo.
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Well, I just saw on History International. The super secret crypto code in the bible says a comet is going to hit us in 2012. I guess I’ll start stocking up on ammo.
Cause your 50 caliber desert eagle, nickel plated like mine of course, is gunna shoot down a comet, right?
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Ammo is my security blanket, don’t take away my blankie….
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Ammo is my security blanket, don’t take away my blankie….
Big strong men who are completely and utterly loyal to me are my security blanket. At least you can usually call them off your target. Much harder to command a bullet to return to your gun before it hits your target. =)
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Big strong men who are completely and utterly loyal to me are my security blanket.
:-D Mistress Jennifer… er… Ivanova… or whatever…
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Big strong men who are completely and utterly loyal to me are my security blanket.
:-D Mistress Jennifer… er… Ivanova… or whatever…
I do believe I used the plural. :P
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@ncscswitch:
Actually they DID carve them in stone. here is a picture of one of them…
http://www.globalartistvillage.org/gavblog/images-blog/mayan_calendar/mayan_calendar.gifAs far as the elephants, etc…
It is pretty certain that the Atlantic was crossed before the time of Columbus. We know for certain that the Vikings reached Newfoundland. And we know that there were a LOT of seafaring peoples in both the Atlantic and Pacific going back more than 3000 years.Apropos of this, I am reading a book entitled “1423: The Year China Discovered America.” It’s about a Chinese super fleet that set sail circa 1421 and, according to the author, circumnavigated the globe nearly 70 years before Columbus sailed. I haven’t finished it yet, but the guy is a retired submariner, so he knows a thing or two about navigation, and he bases his conclusions on maps dating from that time period, among other things. It’s a fascinating read so far. I actually put it down to read “The Nine” by Jeffrey Toobin, a very good book about the Supreme Court in recent years. Yes, I’m a book nut. So if I’m a little slow with my turns, odds are I have my nose stuck in a book . . .
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silly rabbits apocalypsea are for fools.
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One of the more common changes I have heard to come is the alignment of the planets in our solar system which occurs in 2012. This is somehow supposed to change the polarity of our planet’s magnetic field causing it to flip over so-to-speak.
The thing about the repolarisation of the earth will happen sooner or later, atleast according to my physics teacher…
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It is also a near certainty based on geology as well.
The rock strata on either side of the Mid Atlantic Ridge show reversal of polarity on a pretty regular basis over the past several millions of years.
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Sweet, that means all the yanks will become suthuners
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I’m really not understanding why it would matter? I highly doubt a major change to the Earth’s polarization or anything else is going to happen without a concerted human effort or long periods of time (in human perspective. Thinking like 1000 years, etc.)
And even if it does change, I doubt it will have an adverse effect on the survivability of human beings on the planet. We’ll have ice ages and heat waves due to changes in the currents, but we’re much more technologically capable of dealing with it then we were the last time the planet shifted.