LOL… I love that last one.
Emperor Mollari's Rant Line
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@stuka:
I’m prejudice against the elderly. :evil:
As drivers? You’re damn right. 8-)
I am prejudice against elderly female asians as drivers because everyone knows they are a combo of the 3 worst kinds of drivers :roll:
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I’m prejudiced against people who don’t play Axis and Allies.
I also don’t like people who eat things with faces on them. They should rip the faces off first, THEN eat it!
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This isn’t really a rant, but I want to give Kudos to the new French President for his recent statements regarding Iran.
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Back on the rant front…
Being on vacation, and because your company gives you a cell phone, a lap top, and a wireless broadband card, they expect you to still be answering your phone and checking your e-mail while you are on vacation…
I had more than a dozen phone calls TODAY, with multiple voice mails from co-workers (despite my outgoing message stating I am on vacation until 1 OCT) about inane CRAP, and asking why I had not responded to e-mails…
Can you REALLY take a vacation in the modern era of wireless telecommunications :?
I left the laptop and the wireless card at work, and my phone ringer is OFF! :-D
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That’s why the military is great! When I’m on leave, I can expect NO calls about work, unless there’s some paperwork that needs some information that only I can give. Other than that, I’m kinda tired of it… :roll:
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I also don’t like people who eat things with faces on them. They should rip the faces off first, THEN eat it!
I’m all over the place on this one. I’m thinking about things you can eat with faces, as usual I have a hard time keeping my mind out of the gutter…
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@ncscswitch:
Back on the rant front…
Being on vacation, and because your company gives you a cell phone, a lap top, and a wireless broadband card, they expect you to still be answering your phone and checking your e-mail while you are on vacation…
I had more than a dozen phone calls TODAY, with multiple voice mails from co-workers (despite my outgoing message stating I am on vacation until 1 OCT) about inane CRAP, and asking why I had not responded to e-mails…
Can you REALLY take a vacation in the modern era of wireless telecommunications :?
I left the laptop and the wireless card at work, and my phone ringer is OFF! :-D
u need to put in autoresponse on ur phone and email sayin
"me on vacation
u gtfo unless it emergency
if it not emergency and u still call/email, call ur next of kin and funeral director first"
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Or how bout this:
“Hey Buddy, there’s no “u” in vacation”.
That’ll teach’um.
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Well, I could not check e-mail right now if I wanted to… I deliberately left the laptop at work, and I do not have access to our secured network on my home system.
The phone voice DOES say that I will be out of the office until 1 OCT, they call and leave voice mail anyway…
As for the spelling thing…
The one I use at work is after my Ops Manager lets fly with "There is no I in TEAM:
To which I respond, “But there is an M-E in it” :-D -
@ncscswitch:
Well, I could not check e-mail right now if I wanted to… I deliberately left the laptop at work, and I do not have access to our secured network on my home system.
The phone voice DOES say that I will be out of the office until 1 OCT, they call and leave voice mail anyway…
As for the spelling thing…
The one I use at work is after my Ops Manager lets fly with "There is no I in TEAM:
To which I respond, “But there is an M-E in it” :-DThere’s also M-E-A-T in it, so I say, you want me to work, let’s see some sirloin first, mister! Booyah!
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He said MEAT…. :-D :-D
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@ncscswitch:
The phone voice DOES say that I will be out of the office until 1 OCT, they call and leave voice mail anyway…
Look, idiots (90%+) will assume ur still checking ur regular voice mail.
If you leave a message like “I am NOT CHECKING MY VOICE MAIL U IDIOTS U NEED TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE HELP U” (say that part REAL loud), then they will try other means.
u gotta be like REAL obvious about it tho . . . ppl can be reeaaal stupid. if ur all polite and like “im not back until Oct 1”, they like “OKs tee heez, imma leave a voice mail, he never said that he isn’t going to be working while he’s on vacation tee hee heez!!!1!”
I hate working with idiots, but that’s wat u get, o wellz.
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@ncscswitch:
The phone voice DOES say that I will be out of the office until 1 OCT, they call and leave voice mail anyway…
Look, idiots (90%+) will assume ur still checking ur regular voice mail.
If you leave a message like “I am NOT CHECKING MY VOICE MAIL U IDIOTS U NEED TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE HELP U” (say that part REAL loud), then they will try other means.
u gotta be like REAL obvious about it tho . . . ppl can be reeaaal stupid. if ur all polite and like “im not back until Oct 1”, they like “OKs tee heez, imma leave a voice mail, he never said that he isn’t going to be working while he’s on vacation tee hee heez!!!1!”
I hate working with idiots, but that’s wat u get, o wellz.
Yes,you can make big fools out of people. its fun. I sometimes pretend I’m psychic and come out with these visions that are really obvious but people still fall for them.
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I hate people who think you can just believe something for no reason. If you cannot provide a logical reason, then I see no point in taking or listening to what you are saying.
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I hate people who think you can just believe something for no reason. If you cannot provide a logical reason, then I see no point in taking or listening to what you are saying.
Logical reasons are easy to concoct. That’s why I demand empirical reasons.
But I don’t hate those people - that’s most of my extended family. I’m a skeptic in a very church-active family. Not conservative or fundamentalist, but very actively involved in churchwork. So if I hated my whole family for their superstition, that would put me in an awkward spot.
I just accept it as part of human nature. Not everyone is comfortable challenging and rejecting the basic worldview they were taught as children - it’s a pretty traumatic process.
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My new rant…
People who give you Karma (especially smites), but don’t post the fact or why.
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@Emperor:
My new rant…
People who give you Karma (especially smites), but don’t post the fact or why.
I just like clicking stuff. You were posting in the wrong place at the wrong time, brotha.
(actually, I haven’t smitten/smited/smote anyone here)
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I admit, I have given you several. But based on your total, I am a VERY small portion of your smites.
I am just waiting to crack 100… no idea who my Secret Admirers are… :-D
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Switch I would’ve just smited you but its GD … if you are in another one of my unread threads i will :wink:
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Thanks! I just hit triple digits!
I am so popular!
:-D
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